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Update
So I realised everyone must be confused with the lack of posts and it's mainly because I'm back at college and recently I've been dealing with some mental health issues, hopefully I'll be back to posting my usual stuff including more Beetlebabes headcanons, Thanks for reading I'll be posting more regularly soon.
More cute Beetlebabes headcanons
Since the first headcanon post was quite popular I decided to make another Beetlebabes headcanon post since I have so many cute ones for BJ and Lydia 😊
•BJ has started to help Lydia study stuff for college.
•Lydia likes to tease BJ by calling him Lawrence BJ thinks it's cute though.
• BJ loves to cuddle up to Lydia in bed and fall asleep in her arms.
•Lydia pretends to sleep sometimes and her hears BJ saying how much he loves her before he goes to sleep and she thinks it's adorable.
•BJ enjoys Lydia reading to him.
•Lydia thinks it's cute when BJ blushes when she wear tight dresses.
I usually stay out of discourse too but this fandom has so much discourse it's hard to ignore that this point tbh, honestly when I joined the fandom I didn't think there would be discourse especially with ships since I'm in some fandoms that have shipping wars and anti shippers but it's not as bad as the antis in this fandom.
But this fandom has lead me to make friends and that's the best part for me, the anti part is so hateful but the other part is so caring and supportive and honestly this is the best fandom I've been in for a long time considering how nice it is aside from the horrible people in it.
Fuck you antis
Ugh
If you’re an anti and I don’t see the DNI don’t get pissed off because I didn’t look properly and act like I’m invading you’re personal space because guess what, I don’t want to interact with you either just take the like and deal with that shit or get off of the internet.
This legit made me cry because I have never been in a fandom so supportive and I'm trying to not let it get to me, I'll might just keep making shippy headcanons to piss them off because we call know they go in our tags.
They clearly have no life if they are acting like kids, I wonder how they react when they find out that Beetlebabes is a fictional ship 😂
Seriously though thank you, all of you who replied to this it means alot to have so much support in this fandom.
Ugh
If you’re an anti and I don’t see the DNI don’t get pissed off because I didn’t look properly and act like I’m invading you’re personal space because guess what, I don’t want to interact with you either just take the like and deal with that shit or get off of the internet.
After the person who's post I liked they then DMed me a message which was rude as fuck and then they went and called me a creep while the person whose post I liked is alot older then me, it was in a public chat they didn't think I'd see and for days now they have made me feel like shit over just liking a post.
It fucking hurts people, these antis don't understand how their words can affect others.
Ugh
If you’re an anti and I don’t see the DNI don’t get pissed off because I didn’t look properly and act like I’m invading you’re personal space because guess what, I don’t want to interact with you either just take the like and deal with that shit or get off of the internet.
This is true 😂
Antis: The power imbalance in this ship makes romanticizing it DANGEROUS!
Me: I definitely agree. Lydia has way too much power over Beetlejuice.
Antis: wha--
This is adorable UwU
Hiya! Doodle request for sad Beej getting cuddles?
sorry this took so long! i was having trouble with the pose.. but i like how it turned out
You don't seem to realise I ship adult Lydia and Beetlejuice which I thought should be pretty fucking obvious.
If you ship Beetlejuice and Lydia you deserve no rights
Do you have a life because it seems like you don't since your actively went out of you're way to find this.
Please go and get a life.
Me at the antis:
Ew
Big agree
Wanna put a point out there into the open. Antis tell us babes that ‘we hurting children’ and yet I know a babe who has suffered panic attacks because of this accusation because of a specific phobia they have (they’re terrified of hurting children) Antis, they have to remember that Babes are REAL PEOPLE WITH REAL FEELINGS.
I think this right here is probably the worst part of all of this.
We have multiple minors, CSA survivors, abuse survivors within the beetlebabes shippers. Just because they ship Beetlejuice and Lydia, they’re called pedophiles until some of them snap. Like what the hell? We’ve had antis say to those CSA and abuse survivors that are using fanfiction and fan art as a way to cope, that their coping isn’t legitimate. Like they know better than the psychologist.
Antis “social justice” for these fictional characters is causing actual harm to real live people and that makes you proud of yourself? Does telling people to kill themselves over two characters that don’t even exist really want to be something that you have on your conscious? It’s called cyber-bullying. It’s called suicide-baiting. These two things are real live problems whereas shipping is just that…shipping.
I’m a huge believer in karma. One day, antis will get what’s coming to them if they think that shit like that is okay. It may not be today or tomorrow, but it will come back to bite you in the ass. When you sit there and ask yourself “what did I do to deserve this”…I hope you remember all this shit.
This is why I say that antis don’t actually care about what they’re fighting for. They don’t actually care about the children. They don’t actually care about CSA survivors. If they did, they would be volunteering. They would be going out and actually making a difference rather than screaming at strangers on the internet and hiding behind anon. If they actually cared, they would put their faces next to what they’re saying, but no. They like to feel important. They like to feel like they have the upper hand and saying nasty things to people that do something that they dislike is the only way that they feel better about themselves.
Imagine…having so little going on in your life that the only thing that makes you feel better is spreading hate to people you don’t even know. We’re real live people with real live problems that we have to go through every day. You don’t know what we may be going through. There may be someone who absolutely is ready to kill themselves and your condescending, dumbass attitude telling people to go choke is the last thing that they needed to push them over the edge.
Antis don’t give a shit. They’re in it for the moment. They’re in it to make themselves feel better and to maybe look better to other strangers on the internet that would turn on them in a minute.
They don’t care that we’re real people. In their mind, they have watered down the term for pedophile so much that they equate pedophilia to shipping which all in all, only harms the people they so-called “want to protect”. Rather than children being aware of what actual pedophilia is and what to look out for…they’re going to equate it to shippers. Meanwhile, the real monster may be lurking around the corner ready to strike while they’re distracted because they don’t know the actual meaning of the word or the difference between the two.
The antis will never be the winning team tbh 😂
Me at the antis:
if i find one (1) more motherfucker shipping beetlebabes i will ACTUALLY get charged with first degree murder. what the ACTUAL fuck
Thanks but read the post properly
So basically an anti saw my last post and clearly didn't read that I said no one would have a problem with Beetlejuice X Lydia if Lydia and that was my main argument but they clearly ignore that, commented and then blocked me so, I couldn't see the comment so I decided to see what it said in my browser and this is what it said for those who also couldn't see it.
Do not witch hunt or harass this person, I blocked out their name too and I do not condone harassment and if I hear any of you who follow me has done that I will block you.
Small rant
Okay so basically this is a rant about the antis.
So I'm getting real annoyed with antis since most of these antis seem to ship Beetlejuice X Adam and that's fine so to their logic if Lydia was a dude, they would probably ship it and say it's okay because he would one of their "Precious UwU soft yaoi Bois" because we all know most of them are fujoshi which are fucking disgusting.
Fyi: Fujoshi are girls who fetishize gay men and alot of the time ship two guys together for the perpose of them being gay and having a usually very sexual relationship and these fujoshi write "lemons" of these two male characters because all they seem to think that gay men only exist for their fantasies of their OTP
Some people just don't like the Musical because they prefer the movie more and because to Musical doesn't stick to the original story of the movie, I personally love the musical and movie but some people tend to prefer the movie especially since it came out before you were born.
When someone has that they ship beetleb*bes in their bio but they also say they hate the musical
Same honestly
Antis: this ship that you like and I don't is morally reprehensible because xyz etc...
Me:
This is the tea
Beetlebabes Discourse
You know there’s been something on my mind for a while recently and I think it’s about time I actually put it on Tumblr. In my opinion I believe that if Lydia was a boy or if Beetlejuice was a woman or Beej was conventionally attractive at all I don’t think that people would have that much of a problem with the ship. Because seriously I’m pretty sure that if it was gay in any sense then people would not care at all then again there are some people who don’t like Sebastian and Ciel together which I can understand with that, but still I’m pretty sure it probably won’t get as nearly as much hate as it does now. Same thing goes for if Beetlejuice was conventionally attractive. Like don’t get me wrong Michael Keaton and Alex Brightman are very very handsome men and I know that more people gravitate more towards the musical version of Beetlejuice because they think Alex is very very attractive but you also have to take in the fact that they have to put on a lot of make up Michael especially had to do a lot because he had the rotting teeth and his skin was white and had moss everywhere on him, which makes sense since he is supposed to be a rotting corpse but still I really think that if I didn’t have that much make up on either of them then people probably wouldn’t have that much of a problem with it. Take Twilight for example now I love twilight but I do you know that people have their problems with it because they say that Edward is very creepy because he admitted to watching Bella in her sleep and stalking her. But that doesn’t change that they still end up together and also that Edward is over 100 years old and Bella is 17 at the start of the series. Another good example is Buffy the Vampire Slayer, now I will admit I haven’t seen all of Buffy and it has been a while since I’ve seen it but I do remember that Angel is I believe several thousand years older than Buffy, who is 16 at the start of the series. They then break up and then over time she ends up with Spike a vampire who has a literally try to kill her on more than one occasion prior to them dating. My last example is the anime Inuyasha yes he is physically around the same age as Kagome who’s 15 but, you have to remember that he is 500 years older than her and there’s also the people who ship her with his older brother Seeshomaru, who is 700 years older than her, and he’s about physically maybe 19-20 years old. The same thing also goes with his love interest Rin but that’s a whole other can of worms that I’m not going to get into today. The point is that all of these guy are physically attractive and as I said above I do believe that if Beetlejuice was physically attractive and we probably won’t have a lot of people hating on the ship, same goes for if it was gay that’s my two-cents on the matter. You can civilly dicuss it in the comments or send me asks on the matter.
We're all shipping the movie version or Musical version, if anything people who decide to ship the cartoon version they always age Lydia up, so please shut up Karen
i mean the literal official description of the beetlejuice cartoon says "Adventures of the ghostly con-artist and his 12-year-old pal, Lydia." but go off ig
Me when antis pop up on my feed
Me when beetleb*bes shippers pop up on my feed
If I write a BJ X Reader what one should I start with?
smut prompts
“Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”
“I’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly.”
“You’re not going out in that outfit.”
“Don’t give me that look.”
“You’re more than just a one night stand.”
“Would you just shut up and kiss me already?”
“You want me to give you your book/phone/item back? Make me.”
“Like what you see?”
“Try to stay quiet, understand?”
“We’re in public, you know.”
“I didn’t know you were so sensitive.”
“Dont be so rough. there cant be any marks.”
“I really don’t care. You still look hot and i’m trying not to kiss/fuck you senseless right now.”
“Are you sure? Once we start, i might not be able to stop.”
“No, i’m supposed to be making you feel good.”
“Make me.”
“Stop teasing me so much..”
“You’re in trouble now.”
“Take off your clothes.”
“I’m waiting.”
“First one to make a noise loses.”
“Mine.”
“We cant do that here!”
“Behave.”
“What did you just say?”
“Come here.”
“Watch me.”
“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.”
“If you cant sleep…then how about we have sex?”
“Put that thing away!”
“Don’t kink shame me.”
“If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.”
“I’m going to put on some clothes before you say anything else.”
“Tell me what you want.”
“Bite me.”
“If you insist.”
“Could he make you feel as good as i do?”
“You’re n-not ,um, w-wearing anything under that, are you..?”
“Are you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?”
“You taste like fucking candy.”
“The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh.”
“You make a sound and its game over.”
“Just let me finish this/this level and i swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.”
“If i have to stop what i’m doing, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”
“I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice.”
“I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”
“Were you just masturbating?”
“U-uh..no, i was just..”
“Want some help?”
“Shut up.”
“Why don’t you come over here and make me.”
“You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.”
“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”
“C’mere, you can sit on my lap until i’m done working.”
“What? Does that feel good?”
“I’m not jealous! its just…you’re mine!”
“If we get caught i’m blaming you.”
“We have to be quiet.”
“Tell me again.”
“You have no idea how much i want you.”
“Say it.”
“If you don’t like my teasing, then why are you moaning?”
“Wow, i didn’t realize you were that…flexible.”
“I’m gonna fuck you so hard that you forget you ever even met that asshole.”
“You better shut that pretty little mouth before i put it to work, doll.”
“I think thats the first time i’ve heard you moan…it was like a fucking melody.”
“I really want to kiss you right now.”
“Then do it.”
“You’re not taking me to bed. ever.”
“Who said it had to be on the bed?”
“She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but i bet behind closed doors she’s latex and whips.”
“Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. thats cute.”
“For the love of fuck.”
“Yep, thats me. I love to fuck.”
“How do i look?”
“Would you reconsider if i was sober?”
“I’m sure i can get some kind of sexual gratification just from staring at him if i try hard enough.”
“Don’t fucking touch what is not yours.”
“You don’t need to cover up the bruises/hickeys.”
“I’m not sure if its a sexual thing or not.”
“We’re…..just friends.”
“Friends don’t do this kind of shit!”
“How quickly can you cum?”
“There’s people here.”
“I know.”
“I don’t care what you do just fuck me.”
“Fuck you.”
“I’m up for it if you are.”
“Don’t ruin the sofa.”
“Ill just have to cum inside you then.”
“Stop dancing like that or i’m going to cum in my pants.”
“I’m not going to touch you unless you beg.”
“You cant tease me like that and expect not to be punished.”
“I’m gonna strangle you.”
“Is that a promise?”
“You look a bit tied up, want me to come back later?”
“Stop distracting me.”
“Were you touching yourself?”
“I know they’re just stuffed animals but doesn’t it feel weird? its like they’re watching us.”
“That’s probably the fastest i’ve ever done that.”
“Please, remind me again why we’re having sex behind a tree?”
“I know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that.”
“We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”
“It was so worth the injury though!”
“Saddle up doll.”
“Did you just look me up and down and then bite your lip? ‘Cause if you did we’re having sex. Right now.”
“Your ass is going to be seven different shades of red after that little stunt.”
“God damnit, now all i can think about right now is you licking my cock like its that ice cream cone.”
“If i have to pull over, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”
“Do you think they can hear us through the tent?”
“Yes we can.”
“What are you doing in my bed?!”
💚🖤💚
Love to all my sweet wonderful babes !
This is so cute omg
ok here’s a little cute beej x oc/reader headcanons for my beetlebitches
okay so like,,, beej sometimes likes to make little scribbled drawings of you and him and like hes not good at drawing but its the cutest thing ever and youve saved every single one of them
Same tbh
if these tik tok thots and edgy eboys dont stop using “say my name” for their edgy clown needs i will pull a beej and swat them like flies
Beetlebabes Headcanons
These are just my Beetlebabes headcanons, I'm new to writing headcanons so I hop you all will like these 😄
•Lydia and BJ have movie nights but BJ usually ends up falling asleep on Lydia halfway through.
•Althought he can't write BJ tries to leave cute notes around the house for Lydia to find throughout her day.
•Lydia likes to make playlists with songs she likes for BJ when she isn't home so he has song that makes him think of her.
