My Hips Are Tired From Truthing All Night

“Baby’s first fandom 💔”

baby’s first criticism 💔

My fatass cat if you even care

𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔣𝔦𝔱𝔰

girls don’t want boyfriends, girls want their fatal flaw, a morbid longing for the picturesque, to cause them to snap because “what could be more terrifying and beautiful to souls like the Greeks or our own, than to lose control completely?”

Now the people “carrying” tiktok will be British people. Which is doom because we all know British people are lifelessly unfunny. Canadians better step up

Let’s have another Boston Tea Party, but instead of dumping tea, we start kidnapping CEOs and making them walk the plank like the pirate days

Not the full government name 😭🙏

Henry Winter is so real because if I were him and I just woke up from a devastating headache of a nap and I see Edmund going through my stuff, reading MY diary, I would also smack the living shit out of him.

“it’s starting to smell like pumpkin spice!”

“it’s starting to smell like scary movies!”

no.

it’s starting to smell like, the snow in the mountains was melting and bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to realize the gravity of our situation.

Sylvia Plath // Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Living right by the Ohio river means your family having to deal you and your dad back inside when the sun goes down or else you’ll fish for days on end