Girls Don’t Want Boyfriends, Girls Want Their Fatal Flaw, A Morbid Longing For The Picturesque, To

girls don’t want boyfriends, girls want their fatal flaw, a morbid longing for the picturesque, to cause them to snap because “what could be more terrifying and beautiful to souls like the Greeks or our own, than to lose control completely?”

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