I Need This Woman To Shove Her Entire Hand Up My Vagina Like A Thanksgiving Turkey

Now the people “carrying” tiktok will be British people. Which is doom because we all know British people are lifelessly unfunny. Canadians better step up

Living right by the Ohio river means your family having to deal you and your dad back inside when the sun goes down or else you’ll fish for days on end

Girls when they turn 11

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

“Baby’s first fandom 💔”

baby’s first criticism 💔

My hips are tired from truthing all night

I myself have been learning mandarin for a couple years and now I can finally put it to good use and communicate with the Chinese president, the Chinese government, Chinese spies, China as a concept, and the Chinese people. I will be sending letters to the legislators in full mandarin, and if that’s too hard for them to understand, I’ll write them in pinyin, posing as a Chinese lawyer, and I will talk about Chinese things to infect their little fragile brains with ai generated images of Jesus and Xi Jinping shaking hands, which they are bound to believe because at the end of the day, the government is just a rich nursing home for Facebook users

Let’s have another Boston Tea Party, but instead of dumping tea, we start kidnapping CEOs and making them walk the plank like the pirate days

My fatass cat if you even care

Not the full government name 😭🙏

Henry Winter is so real because if I were him and I just woke up from a devastating headache of a nap and I see Edmund going through my stuff, reading MY diary, I would also smack the living shit out of him.

Bro represents the socially anxious mfs out there

sometimes i think about how when richard papen got shot he just sat there politely and waited for everyone to stop yelling at each other before announcing that hey guys I was fucking shot btw