- Coffee? - You Bet.

kendall wanted to be a marine biologist???

Special Agent Dale Cooper

dale cooper did not actually go to fbi school at all he was just so nice and polite that the government gave him a badge and gun right away and sent him out into the world like that

“It is happening again. It is happening again. I’m so sorry.”

Twin Peaks (TV Series 1990–1991)

After studying three of the greats — Holmes, Poirot, Columbo — I have determined that in order to be a popular fictional detective you MUST be autistic you MUST be a nosy bitch and you MUST have a boybestfriend to bounce your theories off of.

‘But op, what about Columbo? Columbo doesn’t have a boybestfriend!’ You fools. His boybestfriend is the murderer.

this has definitely been done before but

laura palmer / ptolemaea by ethel cain

You know I’ve seen these in pictures but this is an actual gazebo right here in your city square. This is beautiful! You bet. - Twin Peaks Deleted Scenes

This is the best meme I’ve ever made