Someone Needs To Tell My Pollen Allergies To Get Tf Out

"Stares at his pinky like it offended him" is GOLD

red string of fate au where james is sick and tired™ of having to wait for destiny to bring his soulmate to him.

especially because in this universe the intensity of the red in your string shows if you are close to your other half (bright red when you are really close, but a maroon-ish color when far)

also, only you can see your own string, and the only part that's truly visible is what's tied on your pinky finger and a bit of the loose part, but it's just a couple inches of it that then turns invisible so it's not a bother.

so! james' string is bright bright red, like BRIGHT red. his soulmate is close but he has no way to find out who it is until "the right moment" which is when he and his soulmate get to hold hands for the first time.

james tried to hold hands with EVERYONE (who was willing and with a bright string as well, he's not daft) on the gryffindor tower, his quidditch team, and even some students from other houses who he has classes with.

results: nothing.

he gets so riled up and impatient, that one day he just snaps.

which means: he goes to the great hall for breakfast (because everyone is there), sits at the very beginning of the gryffindor table (to have everyone in his field of vision), grabs as much of his red string as he can (so, right before it becomes invisible) and. pulls. like. a. motherfucker.

two things happen in like two seconds.

one. regulus black, who was just about to leave the great hall, is yanked backwards and barely caught by barty before he hits the ground. his arm painfully stretched to james' direction.

two. before james can finish processing that what the fuck, regulus black is his soulmate and sirius is going to murder him. regulus manages to stand back up properly, stares at his pinky like it has personally offended him, and. also. pulls. like. a. motherfucker.

so james also gets yanked, only that, as he was still stunned from what just happened, he gets pulled out of his seat and dragged for maybe five steps towards regulus. arm painfully stretched towards him.

sirius, who has been watching everything, loses his shit.

preference is girl groups 😌

I KINDA SORTA WANNA LISTEN TO KPOP BUT I HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE ON ANYTHING GIVE ME RECS PLEASE 😔🙏

OOOHHH MY TIME TO SHINE LOL 😌

Do you want to listen to boy groups or girl groups? Imo, both are really good but you can choose and I can give you suggestions :)

pandora was batshit crazy and you can't convince me otherwise

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THIS IS MY DREAM AU VOLDEMORT CAN GO DIE IN A FUCKING DITCH <3333333333

My canon truth is Regulus survived & did in fact go back to James where they went to therapy & built the life they always wanted together bc they overcame all that trauma instead of dying bc of it.

Lily got to live a carefree life w/Mary & Pandora, & eventually they all planned out a surrogacy for 2 kids. Now, they just share custody of Harry w/James & Regulus, & Harry doesn’t grow up in an abusive household & wasn’t groomed as a child soldier to take down a weird snake dude. Wolfstar are the best uncles to Harry. Alice & Frank also aren’t insane so Neville gets the family he deserves.

Rosekiller get to be together forever & not die & also be uncles to Luna because Pandora does NOT die obviously. Which also means nobody has to lose their minds & go insane, hijack the Auror that would’ve killed their partner if it were an AU, & infiltrate a school in order to resurrect the weird snake dude I referenced a paragraph ago.

Oh & Peter isn’t a traitor…he’s still trying to figure out what cologne Gilderoy is fucking wearing. That’s why he’s now an investigative journalist who tracks Gilderoy’s career. He’s in direct competition with Rita because I think it’s hilarious to think about them bickering over who’s writing what piece for the Daily Prophet.

The only way this doesn’t work for you is if you’re a HarryxLuna shipper lol which in that case, sorry…

I cackled after reading this

firework - february 17 - jegulus - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 362

"Oh fuck," Regulus mumbled, half-jogging toward his dorm room, his heart beating rapidly in his throat as he tried not to melt with embarrassment and terror. "Oh fuck." He slammed the door open, relieved to see that Dorcas and Pandora were there along with Evan and Barty. "Oh FUCK," he yelled, diving onto his bed and slamming his face into his pillow.

"Good day?" Pandora asked lightly from somewhere to his left, making him roll his eyes.

"I kissed James Potter," he answered, deciding to just bite the bullet.

The answering silence spoke volumes. After a few seconds, he raised his head to meet the shocked gazes of each of his friends before looking to Dorcas, who seemed almost ready to laugh.

"I kissed James Potter," he repeated, trying to digested the truth of the words. It still felt like a dream.

"Well shit," Barty mumbled, his voice low and impressed. "That's..."

"Are you okay? How did he react?" Pandora asked, seeming to have enough sense to think of the important questions. "How was it?"

But Regulus's mind was hazy. All he could think of was James's lips on his. The Gryffindor's hands moving to grab his waist, his own hands moving to tangle in James's hair. The way his heart had leapt with joy and want as James had pulled him even closer, as their tongues had tangled together, the heat of their skin and the warmth of their breath intermingling, both of them groaning with the contact.

He'd thought that his greatest fear was that James wouldn't want him. But after he'd melted into the older boy's embrace, after they'd both pulled back to breathe, after they'd pressed little kisses up each other's necks and James had murmured words into his ear that had made him whine...after they'd both said goodbye and waved to each other like love-struck idiots...he'd figured out there was something scarier than that: That James did want him, and that Regulus would fall head over heels.

He just wasn't sure how much he actually cared to stop himself from falling.

"It was like fireworks," he mumbled, touching his lips with his fingertips and smiling a bit.

im so dorcas and panda core i love them so much <3

the skittles are all control freaks

regulus needs to control himself by controlling his emotions because he thinks it's the only way he can protect himself

barty needs to control his appearance and belongings because they're the only things in his life that are out of his father's control

dorcas needs to control even the smallest things and she micromanages everything because the need to be perfect is a constant itch in her mind that she needs to scratch

evan needs to control his relationships with other people because he thinks that's the only way he has power

pandora needs to make every decision, no matter how minor, because she thinks that's the only way she can change the future her visions have shown her

elon musk did a nazi salute twice at the inauguration, and republicans are defending him.

trump revoked executive order 11246, which prohibited discrimination.

trump put all dei employees on leave to be fired.

trump banned all lgbtq+ flags from being hung in government buildings.

trump rolled back biden’s executive order to lower prescription drug costs for people using medicare and medicaid.

trump rescinded the $35 cap on insulin, and prices are expected to rise to $1500 a month.

trump ordered the national institutes of health to cancel their review panels on cancer research.

when sean hannity asked trump about the economy, he said “i don’t care”, after campaigning with the economy as his main talking point.

trump has withdrawn the us from the world health organization.

trump is ordering health agencies to stop reporting on bird flu and halt publications of scientific reports.

trump has pardoned over 1500 people who stormed the capitol on january 6th.

trump changed mount denali back to mount mckinley.

trump signed an executive order to rename the gulf of mexico to gulf of america.

trump shut down cbp one, an app which granted legal entry to 1 million+ immigrants.

trump is allowing ice raids at churches and elementary schools.

trump announced plans to declare a national emergency at the us-mexico border.

trump signed an executive order to expand the use of the death penalty.

trump disbanded the school safety board that works to prevent school shootings. it was comprised of survivors, educators, and gun violence prevention advocates and formed after the school shooting in parkland.

trump withdrew from the paris climate act.

trump revoked all protections for transgender troops in the us military.

trump rescinded executive orders made by biden that benefited and protected women, lgbtq+ people, black americans, hispanic americans, asian americans, native hawaiians, and pacific islanders.

trump is attempting to make it legal to refuse to hire or fire pregnant women.

multiple state legislators are drafting bills to allow the punishment for abortion to be the death penalty.

trump pardoned 23 individuals convicted under the freedom of access to clinic entrances (FACE) act for their anti-abortion activism, including oftentimes violent protests at abortion clinics.

trump signed an executive order allowing deportation of foreign students who they believe express support for hamas or hezbollah.

trump announced that the us government will from here on out only recognize male and female as sexes. intersex is not legally recognized anymore.

trump refused to swear on the bible during his inauguration.

andy ogles drafted a constitutional amendment to allow trump to be president for a third term.

georgia republican congressman mike collins called for the deportation of new jersey born mariann budde, the bishop who urged trump to “have mercy” on the lgbtq+ community and immigrants during a service at the national cathedral.

amazon revoked protections for lgbtq+ and black employees.

every single republican told us we were overreacting. trump swore he had nothing to do with project 2025 yet continues implementing details outlined in it. not a single person has the right to tell us we’re being dramatic anymore.

hope the possibility of cheaper eggs and gas was worth it.

I feel like they both liked each other so much but they didn't want to admit it so they stayed in the "friends with benefits" or "100% platonic " phase for an ungodly amount of time

Average "best friend" sleepover, you know how it is

tbh good on him I would too

james took his glasses off whenever snape walked by so he didnt have to see his ugly ahh mug

frr bella is so gaslight

bellatrix, andromeda, narcissa

(gaslight), (gatekeep), (girlboss)