Random Headcanon For The Five People Who've Played This Game

AU where one of the computers just doesn't turn on. Workaholic sitting in the hallway waiting for the blackout and it just never happens. Incompetent, Posh and (a probably unconscious by this point) Renegade leave the archive and see him there on the ground, sopping wet and handcuffed to a pipe. "well this is awkward"

Tumblr is fun because one of my posts will get 30k notes and then I'll have one that only gets like. 12

can't wait for my first anon hate

so is NO ONE gonna talk about Raine's Belos goop scars being their own tears

Merrin: Dragons are such wonderful creatures... It's a shame I only have Lady Veyle and the Divine One to talk to.

*cut to Nel, Rafal, Zelestia, Roy, Byleth, Corrin, Camilla, Tiki, Soren and Robin taking a nap in the Somniel treasury*

Merrin: Such a shame.

I'm so glad enough time has passed for people to stop caring and acknowledge that Engage is just FUN

Ranboo: “I’m so unbelievably sad.”

OH, BOOHOO! LET ME PLAY YOU A SAD SONG ON THE WORLDS SMALLEST VIOLIN—-

MY GOD THE TIMING

shoutout to RWBY Volume 9 for making me ship both Nuts n Dolts and Rosegarden when neither Penny nor Oscar were even in the volume

so Kian and Rolan left Galloway at 18 and they were gone for ten years, but they came back at 33, but Rolan got bugged at 14 and it's been 14 years since then

what is the truth

replaying the Ideal Detective skit over and over just to stare at Wato's glasses

like either he chose frames that look identical to Renegade's or he just fucking stole Renegade's glasses