PJO Fics (Percy Jackson)

No one is asking "Why would Bruce Wayne be in a Lexcorp meeting", but I have the answer

Bruce has bought enough stocks of the Lexcorp to be there, and he did for 3 main reasons

He just wants to annoy Lex

He's trying to take from the inside/spy the Lexcorp

JL things like trying to stop Lex from doing bad things by annoying him and making his life difficult

the second one is problably for the most trying to make the Lexcorp a better corporation and trying to kick out Lex and then integrating the Lexcorp under the WE to make it an actual good company

And Tim is just there to have fun and keep Brucie Wayne farcade up, probably

Bruce and Tim: *sitting in a LexCorp meeting*

Lex: Alright everybody, thanks for jumping on this all hands.

Lex: *sees Tim*

Lex: Who is this?

Bruce: Oh, this is my corporate translator. He's here to translate all the corporate jargon into words that I can actually understand.

Lex: Uhh alright. I'm gonna have to align with HR to see if this is—

Bruce, to Tim: What's he saying?

Tim: He's saying he's upset by my presence.

Lex: I'm not upset, okay? I'm simply processing this information into a more digestible way.

Tim: Oh yeah, he's really upset.

Lex: Okay, let's just move forward with the meeting, shall we? So Q1 is in the books and we had a very strong showing. Now, there are certainly some gaps within our processes that we're working strategically in order to align that should help us bridge those gaps in a really efficient way.

Bruce: Translator?

Tim: Q1 wasn't good and management is very upset about it.

Lex: That's not what I said, okay? There are certainly some gaps, but management is working lockstep in order to come up with strategic processes in order to alleviate these areas of deficiency.

Tim: They're planning layoffs.

Lex: No. No. That— I'm not saying that, okay? We're just developing ways to become a much leaner organization.

Tim: It's gonna be twenty-five percent of the organization.

Lex: No!

Yes, but, consider this, Clark can still recognize people eye color, hair color and texture, just not the exact face features.

Batman has a differnt smell than Bruce, maybe because Batman suit it's difficult to clean so its exernal armor kinda smells like blood or Gotham streets and is washed like once a month and it gets dirty again the same night, and Alfred usually cleans like weekly the internal part of the suit. Bruce on the other hand usually smells nice, like the smell of the shampoo or some cologne and the armor blocks the smell of the soap he usually uses.

Plus the clow of the suit has white eyes and the hair is covered, in all of this Clark dosen't know that Batman and Bruce are the same person.

But one day, maybe because Bruce showered in the watchtower with the same soap he usually uses or the suit was just cleaned and still didn't go on patrol before the meeting on the watchtower, Clark recognizes the smell and just as an instict calls Batman Bruce (before the meeting room is full there are like 2 other people, J'onn and Diana, that alredy knows Bruce identity for one reason or another) and right there Clark realize that Batman, is Bruce Wayne

I love identity reveal fanfics, I will never get tired of them, but I would love to see some new spins like; Clark Kent actually has face blindness, yeah turns out Kryptonians use the sense of smell or something. I just think it would be remarkably entertaining to Face-revealed Batman to be having his Dramatic Moment. And Superman is just : ) hello friend <3 absolutely clueless

I absolutly love this

Ok, so, you know that a lot of the times Lex (when he HAD hair) is a red head, or at least was.

Now, Kon is like and half Clone, because he's got bot Superman and Lex Luthor DNA, so technically he got the redhead gene.

After this premesis let's talk about Tim clone problem and Timkon clone baby. So Tim mixed his DNA with the one of Kon and ended up in a baby. Usually in fics the baby ends up resembling Tim or Kon or both of them, so with Black hair and blue eyes and all, what if the baby ended up resembling both Lex and Janet Drake, so with Lex red hair and Janet eyes, and for face a mixture of both Kon and Tim?

What if the Timkon clone baby was a redhead?

And the funniest thing is that they're actually married, or at least privatly, Dick knows it, just find it funnier that the whole world now ships SuperBat like he did once when he was a kid

One day, while Hal films one of their bickering they start kissing, and for the shock Hal post it, for error, like litteraly, it's not a post but a stories so it dosen't remain on the account but it immediately gets viral and starts getting reposted around by other accounts both from the superbat fandom and not

Later on Bruce banish both Hal and Wally from posting on the official JL account for 5 months until they get "training" on how to not invade people privacy

Just imagine the Justice League opening an official Instagram channel (Batman had only wanted a Twitter account, but then Wally made sad puppy eyes), where they post mostly about official press releases and news. But...but they also post other stuff.

Diana beating the shit out of every JL member under the guise of sparring and making self-defense videos for girls and little story time videos on ancient Greek and Roman mythology. Jo'nn makes art. His videos mostly consist of oil painting scenes from his home world. Hal and Wally make joint videos and have the most number of likes and comments cause they are hilarious. Wally started the series 'The World's Finest married couple' and shoots specific content of Superman and Batman bickering like an old married couple (which finally starts the influx of superbat shippers and Dick is thrilled), and it makes their follower count blow out of proportion.

and about the children and in general batfam?

well... idk, like for the most of them idk, I have some ideas about Tim, Jason, Damian and maybe Cass, but for the rest... no idea

Tim: omega, because it would make sense that Janet and Jake were like betas or alphas and when tim turned out to be a omega (with like some kind of blood test that said the gender before it manifested or something like that) were dissapointed about it and started ignoring him Damian: alpha, no need to explain why, Talia was an alpha like her father so Damian is too. how he was concieved and born? well... that's a bit more complicated, like if we want him to grew like an assassin there can be two ways: 1) Artificial womb, like Talia stole some DNA or Bruce egg and used an artificial womb or a surrogate to have the child 2) Trauma, I mean, Talia probably stole Damian from Bruce when he was born and told him the child died for a complication or another then we have the Damian didn't go to the league and bruce birthed and protected him.

Jason: pre Lazarous pit he was a beta, post Lazarous pit he became an alpha, probably for some magic of the pit, maybe even Ra's Al Gul was a beta before he used the pit the first time. Or, no change in the pit, Jason is an omega, one of this two options, that's it

Cass: maybe she's an alpha, or a beta, idk because the thing is her smell, she could use blockers, or her father removed the glands maybe.... idk but for sure not an omega. even tough she's the sweetest.

Batman in omegaverse

Batman in an omegaverse always should be an alpha or at least someone without a smell , but not Bruce Wayne, he should be an omega, so hear me out:

Bruce Wayne by the public is considered to be a Homeboy (probably, idk the correct term, I'm italian), he's all smiley, a guy that continiusly adopts (apparently) random orphans, who is known for sleeping around a lot, at least befor Dick was adopted, the person that if you even go near his children will go crazy to protect them; kinda of boneless, who dosen't really works at his own company, basically Brucie Wayne (in the public eye, then in reality we all know the normal Bruce Wayne out of galas is not like that), an omega.

But Batman?

Batman is perceived as a menace for goons and villain, the darkness of Gotham, its protector, so an alpha, or at least what people think he is; probably he uses blocker so he smells like nothing or like an alpha.

and all of this makes even more sense because since the start bruce tried to separete the 2 personas (even in the canon) to protect his identity, so they're complete opposite, could ever Brucie Wayne be Batman? ptf NO, that's the point, so having a omega Brucie and an alpha Batman makes way more sense than having an alpha Bruce Wayne

Batman in omegaverse

Batman in an omegaverse always should be an alpha or at least someone without a smell , but not Bruce Wayne, he should be an omega, so hear me out:

Bruce Wayne by the public is considered to be a Homeboy (probably, idk the correct term, I'm italian), he's all smiley, a guy that continiusly adopts (apparently) random orphans, who is known for sleeping around a lot, at least befor Dick was adopted, the person that if you even go near his children will go crazy to protect them; kinda of boneless, who dosen't really works at his own company, basically Brucie Wayne (in the public eye, then in reality we all know the normal Bruce Wayne out of galas is not like that), an omega.

But Batman?

Batman is perceived as a menace for goons and villain, the darkness of Gotham, its protector, so an alpha, or at least what people think he is; probably he uses blocker so he smells like nothing or like an alpha.

and all of this makes even more sense because since the start bruce tried to separete the 2 personas (even in the canon) to protect his identity, so they're complete opposite, could ever Brucie Wayne be Batman? ptf NO, that's the point, so having a omega Brucie and an alpha Batman makes way more sense than having an alpha Bruce Wayne

Batman fic rec

I need some batman fic rec about a kind of general propt:

Batman isn't in the justice league, and they want to invite him in it, that's it, I found like only one fic about it, but batman and the birds were like unded... I was searching for one with like a normal batman, but that didn't join the justice league and I couldn't find any, so I'm asking you people

Ok, so you know that a lot of the times in fics where superbat is a thing so is the batfam with the superfamily, no? But in the superfamily also includes Jon, but there is a problem Jon is the son of Clark and Lois, so Clois (for those who don't know it's Clark x Lois ship name) had to be a thing long enough for Jon to be born, so I have an headcanon about it:

Lois and Clark have been married for some years now, dated for longer, and Jon is like 4-5 years old

Lois couldn't do this anymore, she loves Clark, and Clarks loves her... But she can't do this anymore especially now that they have Jon, sure Kon can come anytime and bring him to Ma' and Pa' Kent, but she also needs Clark. But Clark is Superman, the world always needs Superman.

At least if she was alone she would alredy know that Clark can't be there...

When they were dating it was fine, Clark had to fly always most of the times, but he usually returned soon after, and those times where the dates where cancelled in the middle usually the entire city was in danger, so no problems... But then the Justice League formed and Clark started being away longer, then they married and things got better, but thern The Justice Hall was substituite for The Watchtower and the JL welcomed more members and things got worse again.

Then she became pregnant, things got better again and Jon was born and things continued to stay good, but never good enough, after 3 years or so Clark had to go away again, not for some intergalactic mission, but to Gotham not as a journalist but as Superman, Lois isn't still sure why exactly, Batman needed help with something...

That's when she realized, it was something she always knew but never wanted to admit it, especially because she loved Clark and Clark loved her... But not only her... She always knew, by the way Clark always talked about him, before the JL they kinda hated eachother, she knows because when she discovered Clark was Superman and obligated Clark to admit it he started telling her about being Superman and meeting other heros...

Lois can't do this anymore...

Lois: I want a divorce

Clark who had just put Jon to bed was shocked: What?

Lois: I want a divorce, I... I can't do this anymore

Clark: but I love you..

Tears where starting to fall

Lois: I know, but I'm not the only one you love.

Clark still confused and shoked: I love Jon too, he's our child... And I love my parents, but...

Lois: It's not what I mean, and the facts that you still hasn't realize it...

Lois was thinking again to when Clark proposed to her and the only one to congratulate her from the hero community was him, Batman, Bruce... With some flowers on her desk, kinda as a sign of peace if she thinks about it.... Clark said the rest of the JL was weird about it for a while, but after like a month or two things got back to normal, now thinking back about those memories she now understand he loves him back, and made sure he was happy and maybe got angry at the JL for how they were acting, but she always ignored those facts, because of her happiness, because she loved Clark and Clark loved her but not only her. She was selfish.

Lois: that's not the only reason

Clark was still trying to figure out what went wrong

Lois: You're almost always away, this is also the main reason why I want a divorce.

Clark returned from his shock: Lois, you know I'm-

Lois: Superman, yes I know but it's not enough, I know you tried, and still trying but it's not good enough for me

Clark: I can ask Kon and Kara to help more, even in the League missions... I can-

Lois: The world will always need a Superman Clark, but I'm tired of all of this, at least if we are separated I'll know that I won't have you most of the times to help with Jon...

Clark: Lois...

Lois: this discussion ends here, we'll start discussing the terms later, for tonight I want to sleep, if you want I can take the couch, you're bigger...

Clark: take the bed Lois, I'll fly to the farm and be back for the morning, like that Jon won't know of this, I want to explain to him when the conditions will be set, if you're ok with this...

His tone of voice was sad... but acepting, he understood that he couldn't make Lois change her mind

Lois: yes, ok, I thinks it's for the best too

And so it was, Clark stayed at the start in the farm and then in Gotham until he found a new apartment in Metropolis, by that time the divorce was setted and so the co-parent time division

Years passed and after some time Clark finally understood what Lois ment, they stayed friends, like they were before dating and so when he finally understood, while picking Jon for the weekend, he asked her

Lois: Finally it took you 3 years of being single to finally figure out that you love him

Clark: what do I do?

Lois: I'm pretty sure Bruce loves you too, but you still have to check

Clark: Lo-

Jon: I'm ready!

It took another year for Clark to confess and start dating, but then when he was starting to think to propose... Damian arrived to Gotham, and things kinda got interesting

Here it is a simple cosplay prop tutorial for a simple classic bomb

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This is my first post in english, and my first tutorial; I decided that I will (try to) post everything double and translated for the 2 language that I speak.

I need help with AO3 bookmarks

Ok so, do you remember the small pole I did some days ago about starting having bookmarks in case someone ask me to rec them some fics? Well... It turned out like this

But now I have a problem with organizing them, mostly 2 problems, one with thags and one with collections.

I can't figure out how to put personalized tags that don't appear in the list of alredy existing tags, and I can't figure out how to put those that aren't on the list

My other problem it's that I can't understand how collections works, I tried making a private one to organize bookmarks but I can't add those bookmarks

So... I need help to figure them out