Batman X Superman - Blog Posts

And the funniest thing is that they're actually married, or at least privatly, Dick knows it, just find it funnier that the whole world now ships SuperBat like he did once when he was a kid

One day, while Hal films one of their bickering they start kissing, and for the shock Hal post it, for error, like litteraly, it's not a post but a stories so it dosen't remain on the account but it immediately gets viral and starts getting reposted around by other accounts both from the superbat fandom and not

Later on Bruce banish both Hal and Wally from posting on the official JL account for 5 months until they get "training" on how to not invade people privacy

Just imagine the Justice League opening an official Instagram channel (Batman had only wanted a Twitter account, but then Wally made sad puppy eyes), where they post mostly about official press releases and news. But...but they also post other stuff.

Diana beating the shit out of every JL member under the guise of sparring and making self-defense videos for girls and little story time videos on ancient Greek and Roman mythology. Jo'nn makes art. His videos mostly consist of oil painting scenes from his home world. Hal and Wally make joint videos and have the most number of likes and comments cause they are hilarious. Wally started the series 'The World's Finest married couple' and shoots specific content of Superman and Batman bickering like an old married couple (which finally starts the influx of superbat shippers and Dick is thrilled), and it makes their follower count blow out of proportion.

At a certain point SuperBrentMan where Bruce is Superman and Clark is Batman starts to become more common, and more accurate...

Bruce starts to noticing it, and with some investigation finds that is usually the same 3-4 accounts that make the more accurate, on a personal level, fics

In the mean time that bruce starts to go crazy because he can't find the identity behind those account: Lois, Jason, Barbara and sometime Tim with Kon formed a "SuperBrentMan fic club" and they are the ones behind those 4 accounts that make the accurate fics, and they love it

At some point Clark finds the fic Lois was working on because she forgot to close the file when she asked Clark to proofread an article she was working on, and luckly for Bruce, Clark made them reveal the truth and that their secret identity was safe

It is widely known in fandom spaces that Gotham is heavily split between the SuperBat shippers and the BruceMan shipper

It's an all out ship-war, the two sides vehemently hate and bash each other online

One day someone proposes the obvious: a poly ship

SuperBruceMan becomes one of the biggest ships in the Gotham real-people shipping community

And then Bruce Wayne ruins everything, by publicly dating nobody-reporter Clark Kent

This spawns a third faction (the Brent shippers), and the magic of poly ships are forgotten

Until someone (yet again) proposes polyamory, and SuperBrentMan is born

Identity shenanigans quickly becomes a SuperBrentMan staple, as the ship is made up of two civilians and two unknown vigilantes/superheroes

And thus, the first SuperBrentMan miraculous square fic is born

The utterly charming but ditzy Bruce Wayne must find a way to tell the life of his life, Clark Kent, of his secret identity as an alien superhero, while Clark Kent tries to come clean about being Gotham's dark knight

The real Clark and Bruce are just thankful that the shippers got the identities switched

Batman but like…. BATman yknow? (Ft. SuperBat)

(Last one is based off of a ref by @ Korichi_Celeste on twt)

OKAY I RHINK I GOT IT (im too indecisive i have not got it, however I have options)

I do believe I would like to write Superbat fan fiction where the hell do I start chat 💔

Bruce and Clark have a special rooftop, one that is high enough, with enough things to hide them from whatever can catch them, where they can pull the heroes personas off and just idly talk about anything.

The lights from the city reach them, but at the same time the moonlight gives them comfort. Their legs dangle from above, floor so far away, but both don't pay attention.

This rooftop was the one where they first met, where they had their first fight, where they first showed their identities, where clark met dick and all the rest of the birds, where clark told Bruce he got married to Lois, where Bruce said he was dating Selena, where clark said he had a son with Lois, where clark said he was divorced, where Bruce told clark about his encounter and assault with Talia, and then where Bruce showed Damian.

That rooftop held memories of every important matter in their life, that rooftop witness a dictionary of emotions expressed by the both of them, that rooftop their sanctuary.

Today was no different. Cowl off, persona off, feet dangling, postures relaxed and faces happy. Clark was telling an anecdote from work and Bruce was laughing that laugh that was deep and genuine, that clark had the privilege to hear.

Clark was looking at Bruce laughing and speaking, his eyes soft and a turn up of lips always present. They were best friends, close partners and a constant presence in each other's lives. The first person to always enter his mind was Bruce. He hadn't realize how Bruce dictated his life without even trying, Clark was always thinking about Bruce and what Bruce thought.

Clark never realized that what he felt for Bruce was more than just a friendship. But now, looking at the fair skin illuminated by the city lights and perfected by the moonlight, eyes wrinkled from laughing and pale blues gazing on his own, Clark felt something explode inside himself, something that was stuck but finally made itself known.

Oh. I love this man.

Bruce had his head turn towards clark, about to ask what's wrong because of the stretched silence from clark, but he didn't get to say anything because clark leaned in with a fleeting confidence and kissed Bruce.

It was frightening, it was amazing. It was scary, it was wonderful. It was the end of the world, it was everything he asked for.

And when Bruce kissed back, oh, Clark wanted to float so bad and just let the wind take him because it was just like a dream.

It started off as soft, little nips here and there, their lips moving in a sync that rivaled their battle forms. They kept their hands to themselves, just focusing on kissing and savoring each other. Bruce pushed back, deepening the kiss and clark let him, willingly opening his lips to feel Bruce's tongue exploring and tasting, playing with Clark's tongue.

It felt like hours when they pulled back. Bruce was catching his breath because he was only human, and clark was catching his for a whole different reason. Both looked at each other, confirming and smashing any remaining doubts they might have left, before they both smiled and chuckled at whatever.

"Do you want to go back to the manor?"

Clark giggled "if Alfred allows me to."

"It's worth the try."

(I was inspired by this umikochannart on twitter and Instagram!! Plz check her out she has amazing artstyle and amazing superbat fanart!!!)

I love the hc of clark having a massive very obvious crush/in love with Bruce...but what happen Bruce having the obvious crush/in love with clark. More like in love bc at this stage of their friendship Bruce just wants to dive into Clark's pants like a wild animal.

Clark: *talking about a mission off world*

Bruce: *on the inside* omg!!! His curl is extra curly today!!! And his eyes are so blue!!! Omg he's looking at me!!!

Clark: what do you think, B?

Bruce *inner bruce: omg he called me b again!!!* yes, we can always contact the lanterns-

But funny enough his kids clock him so fast and start making fun of him off the bat that Bruce starts to regret ever having adopt them.

Clark: *talking with zatanna normally, at a normal social distance*

Bruce: *glaring a different glare because why are they so close*

Dick: you do know that they aren't flirting?

Bruce: I don't know what you referring to.

Dick: riiiiight and you glaring at zatanna like a jealous girlfriend is totally normal.

Bruce: nightwing, I think you seeing things

Dick: and I think you should suck his dick.

Jason: *passes by Bruce who's reading the daily planet's clark article* jesus lord why don't you just fuck him once and for all??

Bruce: jason!

Jason: like you are obsessing over him like u do with a case!!! You even have superman merch on your bedroom!! Damn you always put monitor duty just you two!! Just fuck!! Make him my step dad already!!

Bruce: *too speechless and glad that Jason sees him as his dad* wait how do you know I have superman merch??

Jason: your history tab ain't that anonymous.

Damian: father please just ask uncle clark on a date, this is getting ridiculous!

Bruce: *making heart eyes at clark while he's interview a random celebrity in their gala* I think you are seeing things damian, I do not like clark that way.

Damian: yeah and batcow is a bull. Please, father, you are being an embarrassment by denying such obvious statement.

(Plz if someone knows a fic like this, plz plz plz share)

Superbat omegaverse (I like this fight me) where Bruce (it doesn't matter if he's an omega or an alpha) is called mom by his kids from the day one. It started with Dick as a joke, but it stayed and was passed down. It was even like a sign for when his kids were mad at Bruce, they would call his name instead of mom. When Jason came back, it took him a while to get him to call Bruce mom again, but when he did he felt the happiness seeping through their family bond.

So when clark was finally part of the family, things started to happen. Clark as always been there ever since identities were shown, and even before when batman and superman were just that. Clark was like their cool uncle, and the one that gives them hugs.

It was, surprisingly, damian who made the first slip up.

Damian: mother, can you sign this paper that the school sent?

Bruce: what's that about?

Damian: nothing that is important, the teacher asked it to be signed.

Bruce: Damian I won't sign something that I don't know what it is.

Damian: *looking incredulous and turning towards clark* Father can you signed it?

*Bruce and clark not saying anything about the title*

Clark: s-sure damian, I can do it.

And from then on they slowly start referring clark as father, bc they saw how he became a permanent figure in their life and how better Bruce seemed with clark now. So now Bruce and Clark are Mom and Dad in the manner.

I do not read alot (or any) of Omegaverse (because it makes no sence to me) but...

What is Bruce was strong like this and then his kids show up and it is like his face is GLOWING with happyness.

Bruce being an unapprochable Omega

His Kids come through the doors and he looks like night and day with how happy he looks it gives people wiplash with how fast the change happend.

*Next part is PLATONIC no batsecit here*

It does not matter if they are young but I also find it funny if it was Jason the walking brickwall that came up to Bruce and is like "Mama or Papa or Dad Mother" whatever you think it should be and kisses Bruce on the forhead and Bruce is beaming because "Oh his baby is here."

(I understand some people it is werid for kids to kiss their parents on the forhead or cheak but it is not for me in my culture)

Omegaverse AU. The annual Gotham Matchmaking Event was in full swing. Bruce Wayne, towering over the alphas and omegas around him, moved through the room with an unapproachable aura. The whispers followed him, just like they always did.

"Wayne’s so assertive. Doesn’t act like an omega at all," someone muttered.

"He should stop pretending to be above his station," another added with a laugh.

Bruce pretended not to hear them, his jaw tightening as he positioned himself near the door for an easy exit. If not for the fact that these matchmaking events were mandatory for all unmated omegas of age, he would have refused the invitation outright.

A new arrival caught his attention. The man’s tanned skin and wavy hair stood out, he didn’t seem to be from Gotham. His name tag read "Kal."

Bruce watched the foreigner as he mingled with the other guests. Kal’s alpha status was obvious, but unlike most alphas, he radiated warmth and charm. People naturally gravitated toward him, drawn to his approachable demeanor. The double standards grated on Bruce more than he cared to admit.

Until Kal’s gaze found his.

The alpha froze, wide-eyed as he stared at Bruce. Bruce glared at the shorter man. It usually kept alphas at bay.

No such luck. Kal approached him anyway.

"Have you heard of Kryptonian queens?" Kal asked.

Bruce blinked, caught off guard by the question. "What?"

"In Kryptonian legends, queens were the biggest, strongest omegas in the colony. They either earned the title by winning dominance battles or left to establish new colonies on distant outposts," Kal said, his voice filled with awe. "You’re like a legend brought to life."

Bruce’s guarded expression faltered. Despite the absurdity of the alpha’s words, there was something in his tone—genuine respect—that made him pause.

And Bruce found himself listening.

I love reading fanfics of fandoms im not in like hell yeah batman and superman are canon (i have never touched a single comic in my life)

Save me superbat....save me....