Headcanon That Batburger Was Sued When They Added The Red Robin Meal To Their Menu.

Ok uh-

Here’s the image thing I told you about as an anon.

So we all know Cass was homeless for 9 years so she doesn’t have any baby pictures from then. And even before she ran away from the shit stain that is David Cain, the only visual records of her as a child are those horrible recordings of her training.

And in your AU Tim is the holder of all baby pictures, but, again, Cass has no baby pictures. So I thought about it, and here’s my solution to that:

Cass was like in the woods or whatever cause she has canonically fought a wolf pack while she’s homeless. Anyway, someone saw her and thought she was a ghost cause of her inhuman capabilities, so he snapped a pic and posted it in some sorta subreddit. And after hours of searching, Tim found the only known childhood pic of the mystery that is Cass.

Batfam def framed this in the manor cause it’s the only baby pic they have

The reason she’s in such horrendous clothes is that I headcanon that when she was homeless she just stole whatever clothes fit and were warm. Also I gave her the glowing eyes deer have in pics cause I thought it would be funny.

Idk how Gotham would react to this image being just publicly posted on twitter tho, I mean, there HAS to be whole entire conspiracy boards on Cassandra Cain cause she is covered in a shit ton of scars and is also almost mute when she was adopted.

Ignore the fact she doesn’t have a shadow

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This is fantastic! Can I pretty please add this into my Au 🥺 if not, that's totally cool too I understand!!! But like, look at the brilliance of you creation, a masterpiece woven now into he threads of the universe! With every stroke, your art has gifted my eyes not just an image, but a piece of your brilliant mind. I am forever grateful for this treasure you have bestowed upon my eyes.

You've graced my eyes with your creation and generosity. May the muses guide you, and ensure your artistic mind never fails you.

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I will be doing this to my siblings lmao

I like to think that one day Bruce saw Jason and Dick watching a “Last to leave the___” video and realized that if he made it a challenge they would willingly give themselves a time-out

“Last to leave their room wins a batch of Alfred’s cookies”

GENIUS

He lets them do it for about 24-32 hrs then he makes them leave their rooms and compete in rock-paper-scissors or something to win

It’s the ultimate parent hack:

YouTube loving children meet your dreams and mine

LMFAO

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real homies respect trans people! /gen