"hows the job search going"
These are all actual conversations I had with @mohammedayesh . In fact, while I was working on finishing this comic today, he sent me a video of bomber planes flying above them. There is not a single place in Gaza that is safe.
Please support Mohammed if you can by donating to his campaign or his PayPal below. He is less than €3000 away from his goal of €15,000. If you cannot donate, then please share. Let’s bring him hope that he can evacuate safely!! <3
I can't explain how much I love baguette child. I would protect them with my life.
ghost who responds to soaps “you’re being homophobic!” in public with a very fearful “baby i look straight don’t play these games”
“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles
Jason: “They’re children, Bruce! They shouldn’t be soldiers in your crusade!”
Bruce: “The children, Jason. They yearn for the capes.”
in my slut era. (i can't even start a conversation)
therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula: