Christy-the-strawberry-girl - Hopeless Romantic

You don’t have to have fancy crystals and herbs for spell jars btw. You can use sugar, coffee grounds, leaves, acorns, etc. Don’t fall victim to witchcraft consumerism.

What non-pagans think offerings are: bloody sacrifices in return for eternal glory.

What my offerings actually are: I found this cool rock that I thought Cernunnos might like.

Unfortunately my idea of true love is complete codependence and a violent obsession for each other.

medusa and her blind girlfriend this, medusa and her blind girlfriend that

i do you one better, what about a siren and her deaf girlfriend

i should be smoking weed in the forest with the spirits and fairies

i need a partner who will hold me and stroke my hair and take their time when we have sex

“your designer heart still beats with common blood" is such a raw line you'd think it came from shakespeare but actually it's from repo! the genetic opera (2008)

*gently nudges you* am I annoying?

born to be a 90s teenager working at blockbuster, who recommends customers the weirdest goriest horniest movie they have ever seen. forced to post on letterboxd.