Everyone's All About Queer Subtext Until It's Aromantic Or Asexual

They’re distracting a nervous dog during a blood draw.

I thought of this at 1 am and couldn’t get it out of my head

Also never heard of shading in my life

auto suggest bewilders me

but guys have you considered.

The blood god is actually Mumza, Phil and Techno worship the same goddess of death who goes by multiple names

miscellaneous squiddo cubito (and friends) because hes awesome.

i think shes herobrine but pretends to be investigating/looking for him so nobody suspects a thing. and also wears sunglasses that completely cover their eyes from all sides so nobody can see that they glow and are fully white. she also has snake bites because he heard the name, went "i like snakes :]" and got them

wemmbu is a spider! and also purple guy because squiddo pov. and ashwag is ashwag hes a little glitchy but he's fine probably

Quotes my family has said but it’s ninjago quotes

MAJOR TW FOR DARK HUMOR IN GENERAL! The quotes with these jokes have a TW but you’ve been warned

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Jay: “I dunno man, moms are creatures scientists still have yet to learn all reasonings of.”

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Lloyd: “I don’t see anyone else with snakes on their heads.”

Kai: “That’s because no one is as quirky and different as you.”

Lloyd: Dejected “Oh..”

Kai: “That was a compliment.”

Lloyd: “Oh!”

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Jay: “Then you get a bowl the size of Mt. Everest.”

Cole: “It’s the size of your face.”

Jay: “It’s the size of your brain.”

Cole: “It’s the size of your ego.”

Jay: “Oh…”

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Kai: “Don’t look in the trash can in the upstairs bathroom, there’s no evidence”

Jay: “Now I’m just gonna look in the trash can upstairs”

Goes upstairs and looks in the trash can

Jay: “No evidence huh?”

Door proceeds to shut and the sound of knuckles cracking can be heard

Jay: “Wait a second—“

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Nya: “You can’t have more than half since fudge is too rich.”

Jay: “You can’t have the fudge it’s too expensive.”

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Cole: “Why isn’t this a Disney movie? They sing every five minutes.”

Kai: “Cause the parents are still alive.”

A conversation while watching Rudolph the red nose reindeer

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Jay: "it’s really muggy outside

Nya: if I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn I’m leaving you

Jay: *^proceeds to drink chocolate milk from a bowl^*"

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Jay: and here’s my piggy bank

Lloyd: ooo how much moneys in there ?

Jay: none :(

Lloyd: aww… same

.. TW! Comment about weight

*Having a conversation about who’s pants were who’s*

Zane-“These are definitely yours, Cole.”

Cole-“Idk, Jay’s been putting on some weight recently.”

Jay-*Hysterical laughing* (He wasn’t being mean, it was a joke)

Zane-“This reminds me of that conversation I had with Kai.”

Jay-*More hysterical laughing*

Cole-“Zane, you might wanna get out of the house, sounds like there’s a hyena.”

Jay-*Absolutely dying from laughter*

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Kai: “What, you got a problem with Salisbury steak?”

Lloyd: “Yes.”

Kai: “Understandable.”

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Nya: “THATS WHAT I WAS REFERRING TO YOU OVERBAKED COOKIE”

.. TW! Mention of thr^wing up

Garmadon: “I’m winning us money.”

Lloyd: “Is it working?”

Garmadon: “Well, I won us 5 dollars.”

Lloyd: “Wow, 5 dollars, that’s enough to pay back for the lottery ticket.”

Garmadon: “…go away.”

Lloyd: “AM I WRONG?!”

Garmadon: “..I don’t like you anymore, give me back the fries.”

Lloyd: “I’ll just go and ||puke them back up||, I guess.”

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Garmadon: “Our crappy state is the only state where the gas doesn’t pump itself; we suck.”

.. TW! Ch^king and threats

Kai: “I HOPE YOU TRIP ON A LEGO, SWALLOW IT, FALL INTO A DITCH WHILE CHOKING ROLL INTO THE OCEAN GET STUNG BY JELLYFISH GET EATEN BY A WHALE GET SPAT OUT LIE ON A HOT ABANDONED ISLAND AND DIE”

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Jay: “I use heels cause the leg sleeves are too long.”

Cole: “..the leg sleeves?”

Jay: “Yeah.”

Cole: “YOU MEAN THE PANTS??”

.. TW! Joke about dy1ng

Lloyd: “I wanted 50 bucks for my birthday!”

Kai: “I gave you 50 bucks that you so graciously spent on icecream”

Lloyd: “WHAT BUT YOU TOLD ME TOO-“

Kai: “Happy birthday sweetheart!”

Lloyd: “If this is adult life I’d rather || d1e ||”

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Zane: “Apollo’s kids are like disowning him and he’s standing there taking it being like, ‘What did I do to deserve this?’”

PIXAL: “You were a father.”

Silly ninjago headcanon

After the island, every now and again the ninja will get backlash from the purple lightning just like twitchy. It doesn’t happen often. Like maybe once or twice every two months.

They’ll be having a conversation and then lightning spews around them and they completely forget what they were talking about.

This has led to pretty awkward moments. One time Jay and Cole were playing a video game and Jay was losing badly but Cole suddenly had a spike (what they ended up calling it) and completely forgot what he was doing.

Another time Jay and Nya were talking about plans for their next date but Jay gets a spike and just starts the conversation all over again, much to Nya’s dismay.

PIXAL has dates marked for the most likely time a ninja will get a spike. She may or may not have pranked the ninja when they forget a conversation and she tells them something completely different from the conversation they were having.

Scar’s elf bed is cursed to make anyone that falls asleep on it to fall into an eternal slumber sleeping beauty style. Luckily the cure is true loves kiss and that happens every morning when Jellie licks him awake

That's it, shut 'er down boys, this is the only Hermitcraft Headcanon now. Nothing to even add here, we've peaked <3

~ Mod Shade

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Finale: Harley & Ivy VS. Kai & Lloyd