It’s My 18th Birthday B

you’ve heard of cookie tin sewing stuff now get ready for its junior counterpart: baby formula craft materials

Yep! The southwest of France says chocolatine. Also in QC, so it makes more sense for Americans to learn it as chocolatine. And it has less syllables...

thinking about a warm chocolate croissant

fact or crap zoomer edition: fax or cap

Why does a fucking muse have to come around an hour before an assignment is due and be like "here is The Perfect Idea"

so I signed up for yougov bc jreg told me to and I’m just posting soviet propaganda to troll the normies

Hell yes I'm disagreeing with my prof on this partner assignment.

Reasons why:

1. I disagree.

2. It's only my part of the project that disagrees.

3. Will I be thrown in jail for this? I think not.

4. If I wanted to agree with my prof I would have taken a goddamn physics class.

do not do any of these things pls thank you

Please don't be shitty like these three people are. The source of this post is the Twitter account of FayeFahrenheit.

Alright so at the bar the bartender called Moskovskaya (the well vodka) "musky" so I asked if that was a reference to Muscovy or just the demonym "muscovite" and he was like "dude it's well so idk if it's even Russian and Musky is easier to say when drunk" and I was like "I will take any opportunity to bring up Russian history and this is why I'm sitting alone at the bar."

Aaaaaaah I am in Existential Discomfort because I can't handle listening to people I can only T a l k and therefore I am destined to have no real friends sfhczdgfx

I am doing laundry at 3:45 AM and I'm a bit scared of myself