Oister Has Fallen Upon Us

This gives me a good idea for an Eldritch horrors story

You, you killed an innocent spider?! (T^T)

I am thoroughly disappointed in you (≧□≦)

What if that spider wasn't real? hm? What if I made that story up, would anything in your life change at all? If I hadn't written such a lavish tale for that spider, it'd be one of billions of spiders you know nothing about - never even thought of. Question your offense squarely on the objectivity of my offense. You think it meant nothing to me to kill that spider? Why else would I have sat down and written his tale? Your anger is fabricated by the same hands that were used to kill that spider. I willed your feelings into existence, just like I removed his existence from my bathtub.

Ever heard of a cruton?

bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

He is then devoured whole

Ah the 1d57g¢6

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Like some kind of fish I've been tricked by the fake eye patches on orcas/killer whales

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

Well I don't know can you swim in lava?

I really love the r/volcanoes subreddit because most of the posts are just people going "what if a Volcano exploded right now?" "What if twenty fucking Volcanoes exploded near you right now?"

i think ppl will enjoy these so im sharing the experience of studying a tbh creature in the wild.... fascinating creatur.......

How strong was the current, if they were only 4 inches tall I bet it wouldn't need to be that strong

I love ibuprofen. I love you, ibuprofen. Is anyone else feeling a lot of pain right now? I didn't eat much yesterday, I tried fasting but now I just feel worse. I'm not sure why I did that. I took a melatonin gummy to help me fall asleep and it gave me weird dreams. I met adam sandler in my dream. I also dreamt I was a swim coach and I saved someones life. The person was only 4 inches tall, I saved them from being dragged away by a strong current. This was a different dream than the adam sandler one, I had two different dreams

It's their birthday, rude

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon