Will In This Hat

I'm so tired of the way suspicious meat is always human meat like for once I just want to be surprised. Let it be something else I'm so tired of it being human meat

statement of jonathon sims, regarding a childhood encounter with a book formerly possessed by jurgen leitner

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

Tape recorder click sound my beloved

i think when ur sick u should be able to remove ur organs and rinse them out nice n good

That moment when your roomie gets first dibs in the shower after (yet another) failed experiment

(close-up below the cut because why not)

ive never liked the phrase "manmade horrors beyond your comprehension" but i cant think of a better way to describe texas roads

biblically accurate highway