My Bed Banter & Beyond, 1.15

this is the height of romance

Remember when they said beauty marks make people attractive? well they were absolutely right

Me : ‘slides Disney a $20’ how about we forget this whole Pocahontas 2 crap ever happened

okay cbs ghosts writers another virgin joke and i'm going to start killing people

Benedict wanted to Sophie to be his mistress

“Phillip just wanted a mother for his children.” Okay??? Anthony just wanted a suitable Viscountess. Simon decided to duel Anthony before agreeing to marry Daphne. It’s a romance set in the regency era, people are going to want marriage for practical reasons. The point is that they fall in love anyways.

damn skype is getting shut down in may, end of an era

sorry for my recent breakdown. do you still think i'm hot?

lana del rey was right. i am tired of feeling like i’m fucking crazy

If anyone needs me I’ll be dissociating