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Me internally: so I'm sertently not abled but im not really disabled

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So I started using a cane

This theory should not stay in the notes-

are you telling me the p.m. stands for patrick matthew

is p.m. seymour just the reverse matpat

Got to love it when the organ trying to get you to kill yourself isn't your brain 🙃

I never thought I would be proposed to by a telemarker but I guess sometimes things happen???

One second your trying to tell someone your too young for Medicare please stop calling the next they ask if your single then propose cuz your voice sounds nice? Only for it to end with them flirting for 10 minutes while trying to arrange a date from half way across the country.

Ok so tumbler I figured out the problem with boomers....they all have lead posining.ALL OF THEM. How you know this I hear you asking well my mother ( a boomer) had lead paint on her baby crib and all the wall of her house! It was standard! my mom even had crystal drinking glasses made from lead. My dad also a boomer went to a school that had a lead tank and piping for the children's water fountain! And most city's have or had lead piping mostly used for drinking water! And lead paint was only band SPASTICITY FOR HOMES in 1978! And even worse to add to this monumentally idiotic trend of lead in everything...we've known about the dangers of lead poisoning since fucking hellenistic greek. In case you don't know lead poisoning in children can lead to mental problems, developmental delays, neurological changes and memory loss, and any exposure to lead is considered dangerous.

YOUR SKIN CRAWING IS A METEPHOR!!

Your not it's supposed to feel like there's something crawling on you the phrase your skin crawling is met metaphorically!

THIS IS ANOTHER TYPE OF HALLUCINATION!

I don't know why but my sleep deprived brain just read this as P.M. supernova

Hey @pmseymourva..?

there was a cockrotch and now i wanna die

1 what the fuck are there cockrotches litterly everywhere in florida

2 why is it that when you go from lee county to collier them fuckers triple in size like ill be at college and get them and its nat as back cuz there like maby an inch on the larger side then I come home find one that's like 3 inches call it big and have my dad say that its actually one of the smaller one and I just HOW THE FUCK IS THAT WHANNA THE SMALLER ONES

3 i was already paranoid being jump scared by a cockrotch the size if my index finger is not helping

I want to be admitted

"To an asylum?" I hear you ask

No a morge