I Want To Be Admitted

Me: you know mom I'm pretty sure non of your kids are nerotypical

Mom: well yeah they where all vaccinated

Me internally: excuse me bitch what the fuck

Was anyone gonna fucking tell me that 1 theres a fantastic 4 movie coming out but More importantly PEDRO PASCAL IS PLAYING REES RICHARDS !?!?! DOSE ANY ONE SEE THE PROVLEM .....No?!?!? Am I The ONLY One?!?!? PEDRO PASCAL IS TOO HOT TO PLAY REED HE SHOULD BE JOHNY AND THE GUY PLAYING JOHNY IS JUST DORKY ENOUGH FOR REED THOSE 2 NEED TO SWICH NOW!

I AM THE GAY EMO WITCH KID NO ONE CAN SQUANDER MY POWER !

Ok so aperently this was a love scam thing that people usually pull on the elderly and my autistic ass just completely missed the mark trying to get us back on topic to the insurance thing he was supposed to be selling me that I don't qualify for like my mind was fully just "sir your a telemarketer, aren't you supposed to be marketing me something can we just get back to that so I can say no and hang up i don't know how to respond to you flirting with me when you refuse to take a hint" but also I mentioned being a 20 something college student what money do you think I have for you to scam to begin with if ither of us was gonna be asking for money it would have been me???

I never thought I would be proposed to by a telemarker but I guess sometimes things happen???

One second your trying to tell someone your too young for Medicare please stop calling the next they ask if your single then propose cuz your voice sounds nice? Only for it to end with them flirting for 10 minutes while trying to arrange a date from half way across the country.

Did this in art class today it's a statue called the rape of Persephone but my art teacher thought it was Apollo and Daphne

who thought it was a good idea to have Hando Ohnaka the pirate in star wars miss-quote Roosevelt that's hysterical the quote was speak softly and carry a big stick but hando says speak solfty and have a big tank and it was from the clone wars

So I may be gender fluid but like 99% of the time me gender is just like eeh¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and so I'm like eh¯\_༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽_/¯ and then I see nonbinary people do something adorable or Amazon or just exist and I go EH(≧▽≦) and it's like the uwu are calling me to join their forces and I cannot stop it

Got to love being in-between hyperfixations and trying to decide what Fandom to read fic on like do I want funny bullshit and read bnha creak or do I decide I don't care about my mental health and read marauders fics