@five-mutha-fuckin-hargreeves​ Are You Rereading The Comics Again? XD

Aren’t you gay?

I like how this implies I did something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

Honestly, the funniest crime Artemis has committed is (relatively frequent) voter fraud

hey, generally speaking i am pro-pirating but there is post going around with a free version of Maus by Art Spiegelman on a google doc and i am genuinely asking you all to not reblog it. Art Spiegelman is still alive. he still makes money off of Maus. and what is being monetized is his generational trauma as the son of a holocaust survivor. please either buy Maus or get it from the library (libraries also benefit the author and when more people request or check out a book it communicates to the library that they need more copies). pirating Maus is very different than pirating a marvel movie or reading a google doc of a book no longer in print. please use critical thinking.

Always and forever! @five-mutha-fuckin-hargreeves​

Anytime I get a notif from

@tuashenanigans

@eismypenname

@slytherclaw-lair

@sevendeadlyhargreeves

or @nikkittenn

I'm always like "My one true fans 💕" xD

sorry op, but that second photo has undeniable

this energy

Look who came fashionably early! This thing was pre-ordered back in like October and he's a lot bigger than I thought he'd be...OH WELL HE'S STILL BABY 💙🩵💙

Do centaurs wear horseshoes? Are there fairy farriers?

Sorry can’t write about Blorbo. Too busy thinking about blorbo. 

Comic Five can relate!

*puts funko five in his bed drawer

*accidentally closes drawer without thinking

*suddenly remembers five is in his drawer sometime later

OH NO HE CANT BREEVE!!!

*YANKS DRAWER OPEN

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Loki: I am a them fatale.

Loki: My gender is a mystery but I am very sexy and dangerous.