5yo sister: watch out for dem snakes!
me: what?
5yo: watch out for dem denomous snakes on the grass!
(i will never tell her how to say venomous properly, she's too cute)
so after ep three we can all agree jackie's hair is definitely way darker this season?
i love her with all my heart, she looks so biteable
🗣I FORGET HOW THE WEST WAS WON💃🔊🎧🎶
i got tears in my eyes rn go off coach ben
"if van dies tonight, so do i." i say into the mic.
the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"she's right," they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands: liv hewson and lauren ambrose themselves.
obsessed with melissa trying to tell everyone what happened to her and everyone else being like you dumbass it's shauna what did you think was gonna happen. like yeah girl it's shauna what DID you think was gonna happen
just had a look in the mirror...
i've discovered that when i squint, i look like donna noble
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
anthony lockwood's defense attorney • victim to eldest daughter syndrome • *explosion sound effects* •
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