elle-greenaways-wife
anthony lockwood's defense attorney • victim to eldest daughter syndrome • *explosion sound effects* •
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While it was a longshot, I do appreciate that Gimli did try chopping the Ring up with an axe first. It was worth a shot, and they'd have all felt like bloody idiots if they took the Ring all the way to Mordor only to find out it could have been chopped up by an axe all along.
"what's your problem now?"
oh, ok, so you, as my father, have chosen to shoot me six times in the head. perf.
i am in MOURNING. the joke is over come BACK.💔
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please
"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
hey, everyone.
i know i haven't been on really consistently lately, but i wanted to let you guys know that i'm going to disappear for a while. we've had a family tragedy, it's hit me pretty hard, and i need to take a break. i'll try to be back soon. love you guys <3
St as out of context Danny Gonzalez clips
(this is so unbelievably niche lmao)
first friday without yellowjackets and im suffering.
lottie: alright callie you can ask me anything you want ☺️(<- really wants to talk about her weird cannibal cult)
callie: does my mom love me :(
lottie: oh. 😐
BOOM SHAKALAKAAAAA YES GOD YES GODDD
she is literally suffering while serving the cuntiest boyfriend realness. the BOXERS????? this is my boyfriend.
every yj fic i've ever read are each about to have their own tab on my laptop, trust
no yellowjacket... how am i to spend mi evening noww😔😔
no yellowjacket... how am i to spend mi evening noww😔😔
GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE RAGHGNRHWJWYTUQOWLDJIITJRBDIXL
i feel like an addict the way i literally itch for and crave diva!chemist reader and spencer asffghgjhklslasksjfagdj
diva reader brainrot has begun, stay alert, close your windows, watch the news, and stay tuned for updates 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🚨🚨
you guys really don’t hear dripping?
I AM CHANGED
hashtag changing my whole profile tomorrow morning! say goodbye to the yj layout gang <3
oh so ur telling it's been Them since the start. it's been misty and nat the day misty took off her mask in the pilot and pushed her broken glasses up on her face and smiled. not bc she found power in the hunt or pleasure in the kill, the way we were meant to believe all the way back in s1, but bc she was able to help nat get away w the radio and find rescue. this is where the unwavering devotion starts. its like. nat is crowned leader in s2. misty kneels. nat punches misty when she finds out abt the transponder (and keeps the secret for 25 years) and in the wake of it? misty still fucking kneels. i feel insane.
hashtag changing my whole profile tomorrow morning! say goodbye to the yj layout gang <3
i love how s3 finale completely flips our perspective on the hunt from the pilot. half of the girls weren’t even hunting. van standing over the pit seemed so menacing in the pilot but now it’s just heartbreaking. mari being pit girl, not because the wilderness chose but because shauna chose. mari was only wearing a nightdress so she could use her clothes as a decoy. and turns out mari was a decoy while the others tried to get rescue. misty removing her mask and smiling not because they caught mari but because they’re getting rescued and there’s nothing shauna can do about it. the hair on the antler queen costume wasn’t a collection of various victims’ hair, it was just mari’s. this whole time we thought it was all the girls collectively giving in to the hunt and the wildness of it, but really it was just shauna, along with lottie and tai. none of them wanted to do a hunt, none of them wanted mari to be chosen.
did i just hear THE SLUMBER PARTY MAKEOUTS?
clock her fuckin ass travis
A lot to process in this finale episode but Lottie claiming that Callie is *THEIR* daughter is crazy work. Like- Lottie only talks about Shauna here. That's her and Shauna's baby after they lost the last one. Her, Shauna, and the Wilderness all so deeply in love they created an heir. The ones who were most in tune with it creating Callie. Not Jeff, not her real, actual father. But their attunement with something deep, dark, and sinister. I'm insane
YELLOWJACKETS SEASON 3 EPISODE 10 THOUGHTS (FINALE) (SPOILERS) (WHAT THE FUCK)
guys i'm scared
HANNAH GOING FULL YJ WITH THE CROSSBOW HOLY
nat crashing out at misty ofc
oh jesus thats kodi
lottie ml
THE DREAM SEQUENCES OMG
wait LOTTIE AND LOTTIE oh honey i need to hug her
the staircase dream❗❗
oh my god tai honey
TEARS IN MY EYES
NOT THE FLASHBACKS I AM CRYING
OH SHE ATE THAT
HIYA CALLIEEEE
oh why is misty there
OH WHAT
FYM 'BEFORE YOU KILLED HER'
OH MY GOD IT WAS CALLIE? i take back the walter theory guys im so sorry
It
petition for cllie to go shauna-level insane next season
OH SHIT SHE PUSHED HER
o hey jeff
HE KNOWS
i don't even know how to feel about this
oh akilah honey no NOT THE ANIMALS
wait shauna's hair is so prettyyyyyy
YOWZA it's hunt time ladies
i fear for all the brunette characters rn
evil lesbians omg
OH THEY LEFT
honestly go them
eerie lottie my fave genre
CARD TIME
'i trust whatever It wills' ooooooh scary
MARI NO MARI NO WHAT NK MAURI WHT ATGEVDUCK
WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY MEAN MARI
lottie's smile as she counts oh im sick
'MY FAVORITE THOUGHTS ARE JACKIE'S'??? OH I'M SICKKKKK
shauna at mistys house oop
'the shock of you taking responsibility for your actions just might give me a stroke' oh and she ate with that
'YOU WERE BUSY EATING YOUR EX-GIRLFRIENDS ARM'
RUN MARI PLEASE RUN
NO MARI
THATS THE DRESS
IT CAN'T BE HER
the box!
hannah knows ab the phone oh
i don't believe her if i'm being real. i don't think she wants to get out of there
lottie ml
O SHE DID IT MY POOR BABY AKILAH
akilah don't try it, lottie is jesus now
RUN MARI RUN
fuck shauna found the footprints
'mari's my friend' AHAHGHEJJDHDJAKWKWJWHDFJ
MARI RUN
o shit go melissa
LOTTIE FOUND HER
lottie can so see the future
NO
taking a break
had to go cry at my dad i'm back now (this is devastating mari was my second favorite and now i will never recover)
GO MELISSA
why couldn't you have killed her
SHE TWITCHED
crying again seeing her in the pit is horrendous
now who is tai talking to
oh it's misty
really thought they were gonna reveal another survivor at this stage of the show i am delusional
GET OUT OF HERE WALTER I STILL DON'T LIKE YOU
oh van sweetie
the close up of her face was not needed that is too personal to me
the switches between s1 and s3 are insane
whatever happens to shauna is deserved and i can't lie about that
THE NOTE WAS UNDER THE FRIDGE THE WHOLE TIME
the robes of the antler queen
IT'S MARI'S HAIR I AM SO SICK
oh 2021 shauna will go crazy next season
THEY SWITCHED CLOTHES WHERE IS NAT
MISTY'S SMIRK
oh yes nat, run free queen
OH MY GOD IT HAS SIGNAL
'I CAN HEAR YOU'
FULL CIRCLE IS CORRECT HOLOY SHIT
well this has been... fun. lots of thoughts. see you all next season!
I'VE BEEN STAYING OFF SOCIAL MEDIA ALL DAY AND NOW MY YELLOWJACKETS FINALE THOUGHTS WILL BE OUT IN ABOUT AN HOUR
i feel a hyperfixation coming on. don't know what it will be, but TRUST when yellowjackets season 3 stops having an iron grip on my heart, i WILL be injecting more things into my veins.
rest in peace to the funniest mfs on this show, they hate to see a bad bitch living
odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
stealing from twitter
If I had a nickel for every time Shauna humiliated someone who she was supposed to love in front of the entire team and then it started snowing afterwards I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3