Elle-greenaways-wife - Home Of The Wilderness (real)

ive been coerced into painting my nails hot pink

ty for the tag diva! (i hope you know that i will in fact be smuggling your books to my house. babysitters club? in my mouth.)

tagging: @cupidheartsxx

and whoever wants to join!

Thank youu @ameliafromafairytale for the tag!!

I was tagged to list 5 items in my bedroom and let y'all vote what you'd steal :0

Tagging 💟 @dykexenomorph @lunarzomb @erodingsinner @filwmmd @mirrorcowby @baked-potatoes-rule @haydenbites @postmorteum @detnylaharper @paris-roubaix and anyone else who wants to join in 🤸🏼‍♀️

HEAVY YELLOWJACKETS SEASON 3 EPISODE 9 SPOILERS BELOW

oh big van and baby van my heart :(

THE SINGLE TEAR

OH I FORGOT THIS WAS HAPPENING HI SHAUNA

oh yuck

NOT THE FLOWERBED

oh we back in the wilderness hey shauna

'little girl' oh why do i hate this man

YOU TELL HIM SHAUNA

'we survived' YEAH BARELY, BABE

taivan fight i can't do this 😭

tell 'em misty

OH MY GOD MELISSA MISTY TAIVAN MEETUP

OH MY GOD X MARKS THE SPOT

what is travis doing

OH MY GOD THATS THE PIT

travis is pit girl confirmed

i hope shauna gets to kill kodiak

thank god they're being reasonable here

well, reasonable-ish

OH THE FREEZER WAS MISTY

yk what, go off misty, you tell them queen

I AM GOING TO KISS LOTTIE

oh he's going to try and kill her i don't like him anymore. i mean, i understand his thinking, but that is my little cult leader, sooooo...

CALLIE AND JEFF MY LOVLIES

that is a helicopter

GET OUT OF HERE WALTER

misty and her fuckass watch im crying i love her

where is van off to

OH IS THIS AB THE PHONE

i was correct

oh yeah melissa didn't know ab adam😬

melissa havin a chat with the mother-in-law

shauna jealoussssss

oh they are fightinggg

OUCH

OH

oh she missed

JAVI MENTION IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025

WAS SHE STANDING ON THE TRAP

lottie is jesus walking on water ahh

FATHER DAUGHTER ACTIVITIES I LOVE JEFF AND CALLIE

a very sexy lady go jeff

i need to give him a hug😭

shauna missing melissa

hashtag don't trust kodiak

OH SHAUNA KNEW is it because of the hair? she got some kinda wierd connection now, huh

O SHE STABBED HIM hannah is a yellowjacket now

misty digging deeper go queen

I JUST HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT WALTER I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT

yes distract him go queen

WHAT DO YOU SEE MISTY

DID WALTER KILL HER AS SOME KINDA FUCKED UP WAY TO GET TO MISTY I BET HE DID

TAI NO

ooh dream sequence

ITS THE PHONE FROM THE TITLE SEQUENCE

tai and other tai fight omg

she just gonna cut the rope (i hope)

oh nat😭😭 NO I NEED TO HUG HER

snow

THE TRANSPONDER

NAT'S GONNA FIND OUT I BET YOU ANYTHING

SHIT

i knew she was just gonna cut the ropes

but you're not gonna kill her

and they hug and i cry

WOAH

HUH

NO NO NO MELISSA YOU FUCKASS HOE

NO TAI I CANT

what the FUCK

not the fucking plane

sobbing so hard i actually threw up

did not enjoy that

ill see you all next week

actively gnawing at the bars of my cage oh my GOD

11.11

I'm sorry but Mari just singing "I'm too sexy for this cave I'm too sexy for this rope I'm too sexy for these rocks I'm too sexy to be murdered I'm a hostage" and then when she's out still managing to find hatred and stupidity in her heart to make jokes and continue beefing with Shauna telling her she'd walked over to civilization to fuck her dad even though she'd been maced and she had a fucked up knee is top tier television. One of the best fucking characters in the show. She's so doomed but so real and so funny. I love you, Mari. I hope you beat the allegations because you're great and I really don't want you to die in a pit. No one could match your haterism and your humor

realest thing i've ever seen

why is walter still here ugh

Has anyone pointed out the parallel of Van’s teammates not pulling her from the fire in the plane crash but her surviving to Van pulling all her teammates from the fire’s smoke but dying

i hate soccer games because it's like, yes i go for this team but damn....... number 23 on the other team is such a pretty boy wtf

nvm the guest bedroom is at the back of the house 🚶‍♀️

isnt christmas fun? i've moved into the office room so they cant see me if i cry