No Yellowjacket... How Am I To Spend Mi Evening Noww😔😔

I WOULD HAVE WENT SHOPLIFTING WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER

the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

Jeff in this episode especially boldly answers the question "what if a 47-year-old man was a cutie pie"

wanting to go to a cafe: 🎂🍭🩰🍬🕯🎀

it's 6:30 pm: 🦅😬👀👹👿🤬

this will get to the right people

every yj fic i've ever read are each about to have their own tab on my laptop, trust

no yellowjacket... how am i to spend mi evening noww😔😔

hashtag changing my whole profile tomorrow morning! say goodbye to the yj layout gang <3

Has anyone pointed out the parallel of Van’s teammates not pulling her from the fire in the plane crash but her surviving to Van pulling all her teammates from the fire’s smoke but dying

The Rose And Her Thorn

Masterlist

Much shorter chapter today, sorry!

Word Count: 581

Part 2.

When Wednesday returned from her thoughts, Enid and Esmeria were bickering back and forth relentlessly, until Enid gave up, turning back to Wednesday to continue the conversation about Bianca. "Her crown's been slipping lately though. She used to date our resident tortured artist, Xavier Thorpe. But they broke up at the beginning of the semester. Reason unknown."

Wednesday lightly raised an eyebrow. "Fascinating."

Enid nodded violently. "I know, right! My vlog is, like, the number one source for Nevermore gossip."

"Yo, Enid!" Enid and Esmeria turned upon hearing Ajax's voice, Wednesday hidden behind them. The gorgon ran foward, greeting Esmeria. "Hey Esmé." He then turned back to Enid. "You're not gonna believe the dirt I heard about your new roommate. She eats human flesh. Totally chowed down on that kid she murdered. You better watch your back."

Enid and Esmeria moved apart to reveal Wednesday, who immediately started speaking. "Quite the contrary. I actually fillet the bodies of my victims, then feed them to my menagerie of pets."

Esmeria smirked. This girl just kept getting better and better. The look on Ajax's face was hilarious. Enid slowly gestured to the girl dressed in black. "Ajax, this is my new roommate, Wednesday."

Ajax looked Wednesday up and down. "Whoa. You're in black and white." Then looked at Enid. "Like a living Instagram filter."

Enid rolled her eyes and pushed Ajax away. "Ignore him. Gorgons spend way too much time getting stoned. He's cute, but clueless. You know, it's a small school, and there wasn't much online about you. Oh! You should really get on Insta, Snapchat and TikTok."

Wednesday held Enid's stare. "I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation." She then turned and walked away.

Esmeria sighed dreamily. "I'm so gay."

Enid laughed and tugged Esmeria's arm. "Weren't you gonna get your cousins to come over?"

Esmeria's eyes widened and she nodded, taking out her phone.

𝖦𝗈𝗅𝖽𝖾𝗇 𝖡𝗈𝗒🌞

ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳⁱᵐ ʳᵉᵃᵖᵉʳ

hey bro

u still coming over?

Enid wants to know

ᵍᵒˡᵈᵉⁿ ᵇᵒʸ🌞

yeah

omw

u want Arty to come as well?

ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳⁱᵐ ʳᵉᵃᵖᵉʳ

sure

ᵍᵒˡᵈᵉⁿ ᵇᵒʸ🌞

kk

❀⁂❀⁂❀

It was a fun afternoon. Artemis and Apollo came over and the four of them sat in Esmeria's dorm, gossiping and laughing. But, all good things must come to an end.

"We've gotta go now, sorry." Apollo spoke, checking the time on his phone.

Enid whined sadly. "Do you have to?"

Artemis laughed and nodded. "Yeah, sorry Enid. But we'll come and visit again soon!"

Esmeria smiled. "Sounds good! See you guys later."

Enid and Esmeria closed their eyes tightly as Artemis and Apollo shuffled off the bed. There was a sudden whooshing sound, and a flash of light appeared behind both girls' eyelids. When they opened their eyes again, the twins were gone. Enid sighed. "Well that was fun, but I should really head back to my dorm. Night!"

Esmeria nodded. "See you tomorrow!"

The werewolf hopped off Esmeria's bed and left the room. Esmeria looked at the dark purple electric guitar in the corner of her room, thinking. Then she shook her head, changed into her pajamas, and crawled under the covers of her black four-poster bed, falling asleep almost the second her head touched the pillow.

Esmeria's dreams were always shifting and changing, but tonight they settled on one thing and stayed there. It was a bit strange, but Esmeria definitely wasn't complaining. Having Wednesday Addams walking around her dreams made everything feel better.