AH MY OPENING/CLOSING NIGHT IS SATURDAY 🫣🫣🫣

You broke up with me

Too close to Valentine’s Day

On such a hard day

On a day I broke down

Just because your little friends

Told you that this

was the only way

And don’t you ever ask

for that stupid bear

I ripped it to pieces

And we’re still friends

We’re still fine

Because the moment

I try to ignore you

I’ll become another rumor

You’re just a clone

Of that other bitch

You’re dating

And cheating

And hopping

From guy to guy

But I still remember

I don’t care

that you

changed your name back

I still remember

GUYS guess who we didn’t think could get any worse but DID!! JK Rowling. So now she’s denying parts of Holocaust information! Some one was basically talking about that day the Nazi’s burned all the books that were deemed “un-German” and a large majority of those books included talk on trans history and healthcare that COULDVE been so useful today but all of that history is gone due to them. And this old hag replied that all of that information was delusion and that they should check their facts before posting something so outlandish. LIKE WHAT?????

You said

“See you tomorrow”

Why didn’t I see you

Tomorrow

Why weren’t you there

You lied

And now you’re gone

Happy pride month haikyuu you little gays

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

Happy birthday king 👑🐽

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR BARTIUMUS CROUCH…

Junior

It hurt

Seeing your body again

I’m so sorry

Are you truly dead

And

Was there something

I could’ve done

For Beatrice-

Dead women tell no tales

Sad men write them down

-Lemony Snicket The Grim Grotto