UM GUYS. I JUST NOTICED A CRAZY ISSUE W THE TUMBLR UPDATE.

@cringebab I know how much you like to use these

Enjoy!

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

Happy Julius Caesar murder anniversary everyone!

Easily in the top 5 national holidays

you know what really gets my goat?

*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

uh hey that person you just reblogged from used to be in our discord server but we had to kick them out because they admitted to watching t*m and j*rry... that show features violence and as such glorifies it.... when we confronted them all they said was "wtf its a show about a cat and a mouse"... if you dont believe me theres a whole callout post that features their name age and street address so you can go to their house and check... anyways you should unfollow them before people start thinking you like problematic media too :/ just trying to help

shit’s bad!!!!! here are some not terrible headlines to take the edge off a little bit

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

a non-selective plan for the resurgence of fic commissions