Things Guys Normally Do That Look Terribly Hot When Fred Does Them

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“My child is fine”

Your child has an obsession with multiple people and they’re not even real.

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you’re the prettiest scenery, 정원. 🍃

Geta, Geta, Geta….

what did doja cat say about big noses again ???

entered the theater not knowing anything and left blushing with butterflies

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swing me these sorrows, and try delusion for a while; its such a beautiful lie.

fireplace

pairing : sim jake x fem!reader

wc : 0.4k

note : writing this STRESSED ME TF OUT so if it’s bad i’m sorry 💀

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“she seems to like you,” jake mused at the girl petting layla, a soft smile on his face as he shut the wooden door behind him.

“of course she likes me; i’m her favorite of us two,” she retorted, peeling her eyes from the dog in her lap to the prince that had walked into the bedroom.

snorting at his lover’s words, jake came up behind the plush couch that rested near a roaring fireplace, setting a hand on her shoulder and bending slightly to meet her eyes. “i wouldn’t be so sure about that, love.”

opening her mouth to argue, she was cut off when jake called layla’s name, smirking as the dog immediately jumped off the sofa and came running in his direction.

jake shrugged with a cheeky smile as he disappeared behind the couch to pet layla, leaving the girl to shift in her seat and drape herself over the back. “you are quite annoying, i hope you’re aware of that.”

looking up, jake continued to grin as he stood and hopped over the back of the couch in one swift motion. “i am aware, thank you very much.”

the girl shook her head at him, but curled against his side after he had rid himself of his coat and boots. “you’re extremely lucky i love you, or i would’ve kicked you out of this castle and stolen layla from you.”

“oh, i’m sure you would. but i think layla would drive you mad without me here. you’d just end up coming back to me in the end,” jake said, his head tilted to the side as he looked into the blazing fire.

scoffing, the girl rested her head on his shoulder, moving against his frame. “i don’t believe i’d come running back to you.”

“you’ve already done it once, what would stop you from doing it again?”

“ok, that was one time-”

“still happened though,” jake recalled as he met her eyes. she didn’t say anything back, only glared playfully at her fiance.

“oh don’t look at me like that, you know it’s true,” jake said as he wrapped an arm around her and pulled her closer. “now get some rest, i told you not to stay up for me.”

“but i wanted to see you,” his partner whispered as she shut her eyes, her cheek falling against his chest.

smiling, jake kissed her brow, whispering a soft “i know” before resting his head on her own, letting his thoughts wander as his eyes returned once again to the fire.

Listen here my friends and listen well.

If you’re not a fat girl I don’t wanna hear your opinions on the polin smut scenes. I REALLY don’t. When we get them if you’re not one of us your opinion means nothing. This is the first time we won’t be the butt of the joke. Instead we get to see one of our own be the sexy, desirable girl on the screen. Not to be superficial but I’m gonna anyway, never have we truly gotten to see ourselves on the screen being desired by the hot guy, and NEVER have we gotten scenes like the ones we’re about to be graced with. The internet is already gonna rake Nicola and any other fat woman who dares to find themselves sexy over smoldering goddamn coals, don’t y’all on here start doing it to, or I start swinging.

So when these smut scenes come out I don’t want to hear SHIT. Let us big girls enjoy the one time we aren’t the laughing stock when it comes to sex on TV. Just once.