they wanted the highway, they're happier there today
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Latest Posts by ex2ess - Page 3
“I used to have a crush on another guy who rose from the grave. But Jesus never threw a football like you Max”
Somebody asked me the other day about the books on my Wattpad account that I took down a few years ago and I've been thinking about that a lot
The Walking Dead season 1
The Tumblr gods gave me my account back
Whataburger I hardly know her
Been working at haunt for a couple weeks now, and people are weird as shit. Like, why tf are little boys asking actors to shove things up their ass?? Why are fully grown men making feet pics jokes when they see severed legs??
Crying because we're doing Clue: On Stage and I'm tech head
the thing about me is that I will eat an entire avocado and I do not care what you think or if it is your avaocado
Gay Gwen Stacy fanfiction
!!THOR LOVE AND THUNDER SPOILERS AHEAD!!
that shit was gay
Even if they're not funny, it's okay. We're all liars eventually
My problem is I spam like 20 posts in 2 seconds, forget about Tumblr for three months, then come back and wonder why no one is liking my little funnies
LIKE MY FUNNIES PEOPLE IN MY PHONE PLEASE I BEG YOU
My problem is I spam like 20 posts in 2 seconds, forget about Tumblr for three months, then come back and wonder why no one is liking my little funnies
My problem is I spam like 20 posts in 2 seconds, forget about Tumblr for three months, then come back and wonder why no one is liking my little funnies
Is it quirky if I don't capitalize the "i" on posts??
It feels like something one would do if they were not like other girlies
(so do i)
Minions is such a meme rn because god worships those little guys
I have been made aware this is not as goofy of a little joke as I thought it was. I apologize and I will leave it up for accountability purposes.
Abraham Lincoln more like Gaybraham Lincoln amirite??
Abraham Lincoln more like Gaybraham Lincoln amirite??
Pride Month is over it's time to return to my little hole under the bridge with the little orange troll from Dora and Mariah Carey
Not this one though, please, I don't wanna seem desperate
My dream is to see one of my shitposts on one of those TikTok compilations
My dream is to see one of my shitposts on one of those TikTok compilations
(Instead I'm just gay)
I wish I had a supreme sky daddy that I could blame my problems on :(
I wish I had a supreme sky daddy that I could blame my problems on :(
Minions is such a meme rn because god worships those little guys
Alex Rider season 2 would be 600% improved if Alex was able to look into the camera like he’s on the office
Damien Cray: Hello private assassin of mine, I have an annoying person I’d like to be rid of
Yassen: lol ok no problem boss who is it this time
Damien Cray: This kid called Alex Rider
Yassen: OH NO MY SON
Grown-ups in the world of Stormbreaker:
Adult #1: grotesque gargoyle
Adult #2: hideous beast
Adult #3: truly terrible to behold
Yassen Gregorovich: ✨sleek dancer’s body and chiseled lips✨
"Some kid is nothing to worry about" yassen says, with severe worry written all over his face. Smooth. Truly.
Currently bawling over the fact that some of the people who wrote "Sold to 1D" fanfics actually finished them and I'm over here with like a billion drafts and none of them are cohesive or completed :'(