Been Thinking About Teifling Horns

merry christmas from me to you. and mothman.

(mostly mothman.)

well, i know what i’m doing from now on.

Use a Dreidel as a D4 to flex on the goyim

But...but we are goyim...

this character is captain talaera! she’s the main pirate captain in the campaign i’m writing right now!

Art Request for @faerplay by @art-percy​

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I'm back! With two characters!

todays characters are johnny "long dong" silver and dorian brackenborough from my pirate campaign!

so starting with johnny, he is a very charismatic individual, long greying hair and eyes that sparkle with mischief. he's the bosun of the main pirate ship in this campaign. johnny silver is a trans man, the nickname "long dong" referring to his old, frankly huge packer. He has since transitioned with the help of a wizard with true polymorph but the packer still shows up around the ship because some of the crewmates find it funny to just hide it somewhere until someone finds it. "long dong's on the loose" is a phrase heard more often than one might think.

dorian brackenborough is the ship's doctor. he was a medical student when he first met johnny and he fell hard and fast. he's quiet, gentle, not the type for piracy really. still, when johnny asked him if he wanted to join up, he couldn't say no.

johnny and dorian are now together and have been for quite some time. they are still idiots for each other, though. johnny loves to call dorian all sorts of pet names, though darling is a favorite to the point that some folks just call dorian "johnny's darling" or "johnny darling" because it always makes him blush. johnny also, much to dorian's annoyance, has a tendency to hurt himself just for an excuse to see his boyfriend.

anyhow, they are in love and i love them dearly.

he returns

so i have this group, right, we play dnd every sunday and take turns dming. so our current campaign is going great, i have two characters on deck to choose from for our next one and then someone pipes up saying they have an idea for the next campaign. this campaign sounds bangin, no issue there.

however

this campaign involves a character they have sent me art of, a character they had said would get along great with my pc from their last campaign. so, here i am, looking at my elf warlock and my daemonfae warlock/bard, and coming to the realization they might just have to wait. oliver beckons me back.

for context, oliver is a skeleton bard with the noble background, he’s a cocky bastard with no regard for anyone but himself, he thinks he’s better than everyone and flirts with anyone, he’s super rich and thinks he’s more important than he really is, also he seduced the leader of the gang we were supposed to face off against at the end of the campaign and gave him his number. so yeah. guess my sexy skeleton is back.

happy thanksgiving! remember that our forefathers and the leaders of our nation have been repeatedly awful to indigenous and first nations people! they deserve our support!

yes happy thanksgiving blah blah blah today would be a great day to donate to our indigenous and first nations communities, buy from indigenous and first nations businesses, and check out the #next150 challenge

Let's make it clear who this blog is for and who this blog is not for.

This blog is for ALL LGBTQ+ no exclusion,

This blog is NOT for transcum/transmed/gender critical/terf/radfems/ exclusionist/ ex.

This blog is for supporting all bodies, tall, short, thin, thick, muscle, no muscle, disabilities, scars, blemishes, ex.

This blog is NOT for fat fetishists, pro ana, feeders, or just any fetishization of a specific body type.

This blog is for supporting all mental illnesses. Yes that includes 'dangerous or weird' ones.

This blog is NOT for anyone to shit on any mental illness no matter how much it may 'freak you out' your just an ass.

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This blog is for open minded people, people willing to love and care.

This blog is NOT for assholes, cunt, jackasses, anyone who is anything other than what was mentioned above.

I think that makes it pretty clear

personal post

i may be absent for a while. my mental health has suddenly and very rapidly decline to the point where i am struggling to function. i am doing very very badly, to put it gently.

for those of you who may not know, i live with schizophrenia. i am on medication to help make it livable but my medication recently stopped working, seemingly all at once which was very odd. in any case, until i can get medication that works well enough to stop me seeing things in shadows and feeling spiders on my skin when i know nothing is there, i may be inactive.

i may still post on @one-good-fellow which is where my writing goes, as i have found making horror stories and poetry of my experiences help at least put things into words. any kind words would be welcome. i am, for lack of a better term, really going through it right now. things are rough.

i hope everyone stays safe and warm, especially those in texas dealing with that whole mess. please look after each other as best you can. i hope to speak with you all soon in a better state of mind.

i love you all. each and every one of you who follow this blog or even just glance at it from time to time, i love you. i know it’s odd coming from a stranger on the internet, but at the time it is all i can offer.

stay safe and keep holding on.

posted this on the wrong blog, whoops

today's character: ilikan hornbreaker vuma-kalathi

i don't have much about her yet other than she is a goliath fighter, encountered a very small and fragile kenku necromancer in a bar, swore to protect him, and now they're dating. she's nearly 8 feet tall, stoic, bad at emotions. her kenku boyfriend is named bonerattle, he's my irl girlfriend's character and she wanted a partner for him. hornbreaker finds him fascinating and so delicate that protecting him was sure to be a good challenge. sometimes she will scoop him up and carry him like a baby. she's generally quiet, values actions over words, and is not afraid to get her hands dirty. her main weapon is a battleaxe and her fighting type is protection. her background is a cobbled together combo of folk hero and soldier.

from today’s session

my party found medusa, helped out perseus without killing her, and bought her an absolutely massive puppy.

perseus is happy because he found a work-around and is not dead. (when polydectes asked for the head of the gorgon he didn’t say it had to be detached.)

medusa is happy to have a companion and some cool new friends.

my players of course instantly asked for the dog’s name and i panicked and so now medusa has a very large and fluffy bear-like dog named chobani.