Random Headcanon:

Gotta love how when the third episode of Helluva boss came out, people for some reason just started taking the Chrub's word as 'gospel' (ha).

The cherubs said 'Yeah no, there's no way to get back into heaven, sorry' and people immediately decided 'oh, I guess they're correct!'

As if the whole point of Charlie's story isn't to prove that Heaven is incorrect about that.

Apparently, characters in a story are unable to lie or be wrong about something anymore.

“What if I was a robot and I didn’t know it?” (Old)

   AU idea: (Android-Loki AU by myself, lol. Though I’m sure someone else must’ve thought of this, haha.)

   Possible trigger warnings?: Parental neglect? I mean, it’s Loki, he’s the poster child of parental abuse/neglect. Brief mention of a mortal kombat fatality-style death.

   Full idea below:

   We’ll call this Loki...Lodroid? Just for the sake of simplicity. (I might come up with a better name later.)

   In this timeline, Lodroid was made as a ‘companion’ and ‘protector’ of sorts for Thor, as he was an only child in this universe. Everyone but Thor and Lodroid knew about it, but Odin made it an unspoken law to never mention it to either of them.

   Lodroid was programmed with a ‘self-awareness protocol’ that basically forces him to avoid any thought or idea that he’s robotic. So, his mind forces him to avoid the thought subconsciously, which would be overridden by any physical proof that this is the case. (Thus why nobody is allowed to mention it.) Lodroid is also pre-programmed to see Thor as his brother and Frigga/Odin as his parents.

   ‘Magic’ infused within Lodroid’s body made him capable of magic on his own, as well as casting a disguise over his robotic body to make him seem organic. (Like how he was cast over to not look like a Jotun in the OG universe.) His robotics also made specifically to seem as ‘asgardian’ as possible. (Ie: He can eat and drink, which is turned into fuel to power him, he needs sleep, he feels pain, he feels emotion, etc.)

   For many years, he ‘grew up’ alongside his brother Thor, Odin, and Frigga. (Odin still neglected him, he was still ignored and basically bullied by the other Asgardians, etc. Frigga still was kind to him though, still seeing him as her son, even if he was artificial, as she knows that he still has emotions and thoughts.) 

   So, it basically remains pretty similar up until the events of ‘Thor’. When they end up in Jotunheim. Here, Lodroid’s arm is grabbed by the Jotun, but instead of turning blue, his skin starts to crumble like it does for everyone else. Lodroid panicked and in pain, lashes out. Remember when I said he was a ‘protector’ as well as companion? He was outfitted with weaponry, which only activated here, when both brothers were in critical danger. Lodroid’s palm fires a blast of highly concentrated energy, which basically fires right through the Jotun (Fatality, Loki wins)

   Of course, this wasn’t normal magic, Lodroid was well-aware of that as soon as he realized what happened. But if not his usual magic, what was it?

   Thor gets sent to earth, and Lodroid goes mad trying to figure out what it was. Then, it clicks. He finds the beam matched that of the destroyer's almost exactly. Lodroid figures out that there’s an enchantment cloaking him and while standing in front of a mirror, uses his own magic to override the illusion. Only to be met with a terrible sight.

   Lodroid is met with mechanics, metal, and two green, glowing camera shutter optical lenses. (I imagine it looks similar to a mixture of C-3PO and a terminator.) And now he can see it: ‘Self awareness protocols disengaged’... ‘System procedures visible’...  ‘Information overload in progress’... ‘Emotional levels reaching critical’...  ‘Systems crashing’...  ‘Oxygen levels compromised’... 

   This is the point he’s found by Odin, who finds him staring at his uncloaked appearance in the mirror. ‘Meltdown in progress’. However in this version of events, due to his not actually being organic, he’s disallowed the throne by default as he’s not recognized as Odin’s ‘real son’. (”Was I just some toy for Thor to play with until he grows bored of me?! What would you have done had you no use of me, would you have thrown me into a scrapyard?!”)

   Frigga tries to get him to calm down, oh how she tries. But Lodroid, unable to access the destroyer’s might, is basically forced to confront Thor on his own. Thor doesn’t recognize him at first, as he’s still uncloaked here, but Sif and the warriors definitely do. It’s a shock to the senses for Thor, who up until now was also in the dark about it. Sif and the others are convinced that Lodroid is irreversibly off the deep-end, Sif even mentioning in passing that she ‘saw this coming a long time ago.’ (Insert Darcy making a robocop or terminator joke, you choose, lol.)

   The fight is way more emotional than you might think it is at first. Lodroid and Thor basically ending in a tie as Thor basically tells Lodroid that regardless of what secrets may be hiding, that he’ll always be his brother. (He deserves a semi-happy conclusion to this, you can’t tell me otherwise.) Big difference in this timeline: Lodroid doesn’t go back to Asgard. He says he will once they try making the trip home (with some side eyes from Sif and the others.) but when they arrive in Asgard from the bifrost, he’s not there.

   Nope, Lodroid left sneakily. He’s off to try and figure out what to do next after this huge revelation/identity crisis. But that doesn’t mean he won’t end up appearing for ‘The Avengers’. Thor is kind of bummed out, because he can’t find his brother, but hey, at least he can visit his girlfriend here instead of just disappearing, eh?

   This post is getting long so I’ll leave this here for now. If people like it enough I might make a sequel for ‘The Avengers’.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sonic characters and their canon ages, weights and heights

Sonic (Modern) - 15 years old, 35kg (77.2lbs), 100cm (3′03′‘)

Sonic (Classic) - 16 (Classic era), unknown weight, 76.5cm (2′05′‘)

Werehog - 15 years old, 60kg (132.2lbs), 125cm (4′01′‘)

Chip/Light Gaia - Age unknown, 5kg (11lbs), 45cm (1′05′‘)

Dr Eggman - Unknown age, 128kg (281.6lbs), 185cm (6′00′‘)

Eggman Nega - Unknown age, 128kg (281.6lbs), 185cm (6′00′‘)

Metal Sonic (Classic) - Age N/A, 125.2kg (275.4lbs), 76.5cm (2′05′‘)

Metal Sonic (Modern) - Age N/A, 125.2kg (275.4lbs), 100cm (3′03′‘)

Tails - 8 years old, 20kg (44.1lbs), 80cm (2′07′‘)

Knuckles - 16 years old, 40kg (88.2lbs), 110cm (3′07′‘)

Amy - 12 years old, SECRET! (Weight), 90cm (2′10′‘)

Shadow - 15 (Physically) Around 50 (Chronologically), 35kg (77.2lbs), 100cm (3′03′‘)

Rouge - 18 years old, unknown weight, 105cm (3′05′‘)

Omega - Age N/A, 1230.512kg (2712.82lbs), 150cm (4'11")

Cream - 6 years old, 12kg (26lbs), 70cm (2′03′‘)

Vanilla - Unknown age, unknown weight, 130cm (4′03′‘)

Emerl - Age N/A, 14kg (30.9lbs), 110cm (3′07′‘)

Gemerl - Age N/A, 110kg (242.5lbs), 110cm (3′07′‘)

Big - 18 years old, 280kg (617lbs), 200cm (6′06′‘)

Froggy - Unknown age, 500g (1.1lbs), unknown height.

Gamma - Age N/A, 825.256kg (1819.378lbs), 215 cm (7'01")

Beta MK II - Age N/A, 1024.256kg (2258lbs),  200cm (6′06′’)

Vector - 20 years old, 200kg (441lbs), 180cm (5′11′‘)

Espio - 16 years old, 36kg (79lbs), 110cm (3′07′‘)

Charmy - 6 years old, 10kg (22lbs), 70cm (2′03′‘)

Mighty - 16 years old, unknown weight, unknown height.

Blaze - 14 years old, unknown weight, 95cm (3′01′‘)

Silver - 14 years old, 35kg (77.2lbs), 100cm (3′03′‘)

Tikal - 14 years old, unknown weight, 95cm (3′01′‘)

Pachacamac - 52 years old, 48kg (106lbs), 115cm (3′09′‘)

Maria Robotnik - 12 years old, 32kg (70lbs), 140cm (4′07′‘)

Gerald Robotnik - Unknown age, 88kg (194lbs), 170cm (5′07′‘)

Biolizard - Age N/A, 19.5m (64ft), 87.5t (192,904lbs)

Marine - 7 years old, 75cm (2′04′‘), unknown weight.

Jet - 14 years old, 100cm (3′03′‘), 33kg (72lbs)

Wave - 18 years old, 110cm (3′07′‘), unknown weight.

Storm - 19 years old, 140cm (4′07′‘), 80kg (176.3lbs)

Orbot - Age N/A, 87cm (2′10′‘), 30kg (66.1lbs)

Cubot - Age N/A, 90cm (2′11′‘), 39kg (86lbs)

Zavok - 148 years old, 155cm (5′01′‘), 80kg (146.4lbs)

Zik - 1,036 years old, 61cm (2′00′‘), 8kg (17.6lbs)

Zomom - 133 years old, 170cm (5'07"), 260kg (573.2lbs)

Zazz - 127 years old, 145cm (4'09"), 49 kg (108lbs)

Zeena - 120 years old, 136cm (4'05"), 38kg (83.8lbs)

Zor - 112 years old, 80cm (2′07′‘), 14kg (30.9lbs)

Incorrect quotes: 'You two are losers'

Edward: -We should probably stop staring before this gets creepy.

Jonathan: Too late.

*Jervis and Edward look over and see Jonathan on the other end of the table*

Jonathan: You two are losers.

Jervis: Well Then, why do you sit with us?

Jonathan: Because I don't have any friends.

   Okay, but notice that when Viren turns into a statue, he has a tear rolling down from his eye, similar to The Dragon King (Not even going to try to spell out his name.)

   That + The ‘She is not an asset, she is my daughter’ line from the previous season makes me think that there might be some delicious dramatic irony centering around Viren’s killing of The Dragon King. (Perhaps with Aaravos taking up Claudia as his assistant in Viren’s place? Who knows?)

   That’s just me reading a little deep into a random line and the imagery in this teaser being so similar to The Dragon Kings, so I could be way wrong though, lol.

   Either way, I’m big hyped for this, holy shit-

Impossible is just another kind of possible.

i can't be the only one who's noticed just how fucked up the concept of loki joining the tva is, right? i personally haven't seen anyone talk about this but it's one of the main things that makes me so uncomfortable about the show.

like, let me describe this without using any of the language that the series does;

a secret police dedicated to killing entire groups of people "for the greater good," one day picks up a man from one of these groups and tells him that if he doesn't help them catch the person who is trying to take them down, they will straight up kill him.

he is then given a coat to wear, branded with the secret police's logo, as well as clarification in huge red letters that he is NOT one of the secret police— he is part of the group the secret police kills.

this secret police is marketed as morally gray, and the company who makes the show releases merch for you to dress up as the secret police (or as the group that they kill) for fun because they want you to think this is cute and aesthetic.

and also the secret police uses gas chambers.

oh and also also, people draw cutesy ship art of this man and the "good cop" cuddling, while the man is clearly labeled and wearing a bland jumpsuit that the secret police forces him to wear.

I finally watched the new Batman movie with Robert Pattinson. ... It was pretty good. 

Softcore spoilers: God, can we talk about the Riddler in this movie, that man was creepy as fuck-Reminded me of some true-crime serial killers, my guy. (Or some people I was antiquated with that ended up killing someone, but that’s neither here nor there-) I mean, at first when I saw that diner scene, I thought it was a little goofy but the longer they held on him, it just became...unsettling. Paul Dano did a great job, ngl. Even his room looked like something you’d see in a true crime documentary-

I’m also going to assume that rat trap was a reference to medieval torture methods, which if that is the case, well done. Lucas Baker lookin’ ass.

Yeah, I quite enjoyed it. There were a few snags, (Much like Batman in the squirrel suit scene.) but that’s to be expected, no movie is perfect, after all.

I agree with Pattinson. Would you spare a sequel, kind sir?

I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

Blood and Honey 2 = FNAF movie

Watched both the FNAF movie and Blood and Honey 2, and you know what? ...I feel like these movies should've traded tones.

When you hear a 'Winnie the Pooh horror movie', I personally think 'Oh that's silly', so the tone of the FNAF movie would've probably been more appropriate. So, it's horror, but it's silly horror, like the modern IT movie (Chapter 1) with the weird nonsensical 'cleaning up the bathroom' scene. It also would've helped a lot of the goofier dialogue jokes they tried to make. (The whole 'Let's Bounce' thing, for instance.)

Meanwhile, FNAF is a horror franchise at it's core about children being lured away, murdered, then stuffed into suits where they rotted until they possessed them. ...That deserves a way, way more dark tone than we got in the FNAF movie imo.

Either way, I can confidently say that Blood and Honey 2 stole its plot from the FNAF movie, but despite that, I had more fun watching Blood and Honey 2 than I did watching the FNAF movie. The only parts I actually really had fun with the FNAF movie on were the cameos, tbh, which is definitely a bad sign. (Like another series I know, if the thing you enjoy about it is the references to the original source material, then it's not a good addition to the franchise.)

I know why FNAF is sillier, because the franchise for some reason is trying to appeal to kids, now, but still. You can make horror for kids that's kid-friendly while still being scary and interesting, guys, come on.