The Thought Of Watching Almost All Of Enterprise, Then Tos, Then Tng And Only Then The Enterprise Finale

The thought of watching almost all of enterprise, then tos, then tng and only then the enterprise finale is truly cursed.

i think the funniest possible star trek viewing order might be strictly chronological.

you’d have to start with that Voyager episode where they go to before the Big Bang, then work your way through every other time travel episode, the one with the whales, and First Contact before you even get close to anything approaching a normal viewing order.

at some point you’d have to watch “City on The Edge of Forever” followed by “Little Green Men” followed by “Far Beyond the Stars” which is about the most tonal whiplash you could possibly get from three consecutive episodes of star trek. I think I want to try this now.

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fastdrawfarmboy

1 year ago

4. cup

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fastdrawfarmboy

1 year ago

I'm gonna have to start actually keeping up with current events just so I won't experience the whiplash of finding out about them through destiel memes.

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fastdrawfarmboy

1 year ago

A four panel meme of tom from tom and jerry The first panel has tom frowning angrily looking at a piece of paper and is captioned "me, watching a new Trek" The second panel shows that the paper reads "all the potential for new antagonists" The third panel shows tom now looking excitedly towards the right and is again captioned "me, watching a new Trek" The third panel shows tom being hit with a pie in the face coming from the right the pie is captioned "the Borg (again)"

Goddamnit not again.

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fastdrawfarmboy

9 months ago

"Oh these twins are different genders but they look similar so clearly they're actually identical and one of them is trans" WRONG! They're fraternal twins who are both trans and purposefully transitioned in a way to make them look more similar because they thought it'd be fun (and they were right!). I am objectively correct about this.

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fastdrawfarmboy

7 months ago

Had to illustrate what I envision literally every time I see this text post

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fastdrawfarmboy

7 months ago

someone in the tags of my last post pointed out that ford wouldnt know what the no fly list is because he wouldnt know about 9/11 so i immediately rushed to draw this as fast as i could

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fastdrawfarmboy

1 year ago

a photo of a plush of Seven of Nine with jarringly unrealistic proportion for her eyes, mouth, and body

Horrific find at Target

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fastdrawfarmboy

1 year ago

It's about them having met before time, since before the universe, it's about aziraphale watching crowley bring into existence the universe they both love so much.

Oh so you're just gonna tell me that aziraphale and crowley were literally just standing (floating?flying?) there before the beginning right next to each other watching the big bang happen together. Ok yeah ok sure I'm normal about yeah ok yeah I'm alright (I'm not jesus christ).

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fastdrawfarmboy

1 year ago

A venn diagram meme of harry kim, miles o'brien and geordi la forge from star trek harry and miles intersect at "suffering" miles and geordi intersect at "always hast to fix everything" and harry and geordi intersect at "disastrous love life" all three intersect at "truly just some guy at heart"

For your consideration.

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fastdrawfarmboy

6 months ago

cursed to love 90s movies and blessed to have an absolutely flawless Max Grodénchik radar. Paused apollo 13 in front of my family so I could point at 3 pixels on the screen and say "rom. Rom is here everyone."

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