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Andorian headcanon that they read each other's emotions not just by facial expressions and body language but by their antennas as well. It's an entirely separate way of communicating with each other.
All this to say that Shran constantly finds conversations with Archer both infuriating and exciting because on one hand he's frustrated that he can't understand his pink skin because there's an entire aspect of emotional understanding missing and on the other hand, he's finds that he likes the mystery of it all, each meeting between them is a new game for him to figure out how humans operate and express themselves.
It’s fun to think that yes, even though the federation has been formed and everyone’s allies now, the Andorians, Vulcans and Tellarites all still fight about a lot of things and get into a bunch of disputes with each other and because these arguments happen so often they basically have a rule that anytime it looks like there’s going to be another all-out war they call the humans.
“The Vulcans-“ Call the humans.
“But the Andor-“ Call. The. Humans.
“Tella-“ CALL. THE. HUMANS.
They literally solved hundred-year-old issues by doing the military version of slapping a friendship bracelet on everyone and telling them to play nice with each other and somehow it WORKED. Pick up the damn padd and call the humans.
It’s so funny re-watching some episodes of enterprise because while Archers trying to form an alliance and prevent a war from happening Shran’s just trying so desperately to get into Archers pants.
Talas is literally dying in sickbay and he’s over in Archer’s quarters playfully flirting and obviously checking him out and using something I can only describe as bedroom eyes to try and woo the pink skin.
Archer shaking Shran’s hand thinking they just agreed to become allies with the Andorians 🤝 Shran shaking Archer’s hand thinking about all the ways he’s gonna wife him up and get him pregnant probably
Oh, I think we can Travis, Shran's actually offered several times already. He's first in line.
Don't even get me started on the whole Ushaan fight cause we all know that was just a kink, right? right?
Aww taking care of your husbands remains ☺️💙
Thinking about if other species becoming insanely obsessed with random parts of human history because it's just so VAST and there's so much. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure that other events like the first contact with the Aksani, the Barkonian renaissance, the whole federation-Eminian 'poison saliva dinner' fiasco, or the Lokirrim-Iconian-Risian trading war were all very interesting.
But I can't help but imagine the endless hilarity that involves something like a group of Andorian teens all being like:
"Did you know that there used to be other types of human sub-species living on earth billions and billions of years ago? Yeah! they were called like knee-an-do-thals and erik-toss or something" "Really? So, it was like the human version of Aenar on their planet?" "I guess so yeah" "So, what happened to them?" "The ancient humans killed them all." "..." "..."
"...maybe...on second thought, we should help Anika with her biology project after all."
I think the formula for my favourite ships are Person A whose pretty chill guy about everything and is just going about life and Person B is just an obsessive freak who has probably a list of the full names and ages of all of Person A's ex-partners
I got this idea from a random fic I read somewhere, but I think it’s a really funny to imagine that in Star trek when humans describe things their pets do, their alien buddies just think that this is another human doing these things because they don’t know earth animals. And like honestly humans have done weirder.
I have no idea whatsoever if Vulcans would be able to actually smell pheromones, I just like the idea that some human crew members decide to see if those pheromone perfume things really work and so they put some on and obviously can’t smell anything so it’s a disappointment, but they still decide to leave it on for the day. Flash cut to the Vulcan crew members on board freaking the fuck out thinking they’re going into an early and unexpected Pon Farr because they want to absolutely devour every human that passes by them.
Zoro on the bridge of the enterprise please I beg you
Today Zoro is: boldly going!
So, turns out when my mum was visiting my dad whilst he was working overseas in America in 1998, the Star Trek experience was going on whist they were visiting Los Vegas and my mum told my dad; "If we get married at the Star Trek Experience, I will only do it if Jean-Luc Picard slash Patrick Stewart officiates."
Anyone know what happened to @awkwardtrekphotos?
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I’m a big fan of the blog and I can’t access the blog, is it deleted or something?
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If I had a nickel…
For every time a ship went through an area of space not safe for people, making the crew go into an unconscious stasis as they go through it, leaving the chief medical officer and the emotionless catsuit wearing sex symbol character awake and in charge of the ship while the rest of the crew is under. One of them starts hallucinating and sees and hears system failures and other crewmen which are not there. The emotionless sex symbol character starts experiencing more emotions because of what they are passing through. The ship is supposed to have nearly reached the end of the area of space but hasn’t yet, so one of them has to engineer a way to increase the ship’s speed and safely exit the area while the other is unable to actually help with that.
I would have two fucking nickels!
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in amok time spock says male vulcans go through pon farr and in enterprise t'pol says all vulcans go through pon farr. this is just one of my pieces of evidence from my essay about how t'pol is trans and also routinely gaslights the enterprise crew bc vulcans are private people and she doesn't feel like coming out to them.
so like id trust phlox to give me top surgery but the real question is how sanitary IS his medbay???? like he keeps animals in there, just,., around. id wake up and he'd be like "i used this slug excrement to seal your wound shut and it SHOULD considerably cut down on your recovery time :)) and id be like "hnmgg onkay" and like a week later i'd have to get another surgery bc of complications from the first one. like i'd let him do it but at what cost??
look look i don't usually pick up on sexual tension but like what tge fuck is goin on between major hayes and malcolm reed
the uniforms in enterprise make 0 sense to me.
through the passage of time in the shows the uniforms lose more and more color. so if we work backwards they gain MORE color :)
ex.
see???? just a little around the neck
then just the shoulders :)
torso! minus the shoulders.
whole shirt! entire shirt! its the whole entire shirt!
so OBVIOUSLY as we work backwards through the timeline you'd expect EVEN MORE COLOR based on this, right?
WRONG
they only have! little shoulder lines!!!! by logic these guys should be wearing full jumpsuits of color! a morph suit to show they're an engineer or something!!! BUT NO! it makes ZERO sense to me to jump from this style of uniform with the itty bitty bit of color to an entire shirt worth!!!!
put them in jump-suits! make them look stupid! make their shoes match their color, even! I want them to look ridiculous.
this episode is literally the rako hardeen arc i’m sold
why didn’t anyone tell me how much star trek fucks
Someone tell me what the hell we're supposed to infer from these parallels other than Reed being attracted to Trip because I genuinely don't know.
Enterprise AU where everything's the same but instead of having decom chambers phlox just sprays them down with a garden hose.
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
This is how 93% of ENT plays out
Archer: Hail them Hoshi.
*Dramatic silence*
Hoshi: They aren’t responding sir.
Sorry for the last shitty poll, I was tired when I made it and kind of forgot how numbers work.
