Straight Up Like Nifty From Hazbin Rn, I Like Me A BAD BOY-

literally just my captainsona except they’re completely convinced that they’re a human too

in space with markiplier au where the captain is an alien but nobody on the ship really acknowledges it. then Lady or the others show up and their like "your captains an alien??" and space mark or the other crew are just like "?? dont fucking judge people?? thats so fucking rude"

or a heist with markiplier and heist marks partner is some horrifying monster with multiple limbs and everyone is like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING" and heist mark is like "this is my partner and they are beautiful"

WILFORD NOOOOOOOO-

*I hold out this screaming kitten*

They won’t stop please help :[

I’ve been thinking about making my own fan designs (much like Bing) for the egos and now I’m just wondering which egos deserve the luxurious long hair Mark has or keep the short hair…

decisions decisions……

I just KNOW Wilford would have long hair with pink (and maybe other color) highlights, and he’d tie it up in a bun

also I’m still working on the nightguard mark x reader headcanons, don’t worry ^^!!

When the bad boy you thought about once won’t leave your brain-home

HE WONT GET OFF MY BRAIN-COUCH AND STOP DRINKING MY BRAIN-SODAS

PLEASE LEAVE

I JUST WANNA WATCH THE BEETLEJUICE SEQUEL MOVIE WITH AN EMPTY MIND AND NOT BE DISTRACTED BY MADE UP THIRST EDITS OF A BAD BOY THE ENTIRE TIME

ANOTHER POLL FOR MY NEXT MARKIPLIER UNDERRATED EGO X READER HEADCANONS/PREFERENCES ^^!!

WINNER DING DING DING!! -> The Author x Reader Headcanons

I hate that I chose to obsess over a character that is only shown once and isn’t even considered an ego

I WILL BRING YOU INTO THE EGO CLUB BAD BOY MARK DONT YOU WORRY

E-Boy Mark is kinda awkward in my hc, when not being in his e-boy persona

That’s pretty much all I have to say XD-

Oh no! My self-insert has lore now (specifically lore for the Markiplier universe) and they’re not just a silly little guy-

NOOOOO

I saw that with each poll I did, Hee Hoo always got a high amount of votes, so I decided it would be fair to write for him ^^!!

REQUESTED BY: It’s complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me. WARNINGS: Some foul language, violent descriptions, Hee Hoo being stinky.

🪨 Hee Hoo x Reader General Headcanons 🪨

🪨 Stinky!! /derogatory. If he were a cartoon he'd constantly have green stink lines following him.

🪨 It's actually a miracle this caveman didn't rip all your limbs off as soon as he saw you on his turf.

🪨 Probably a Tarzan situation, maybe you were camping or something and came across him, or maybe you were actively looking for him. Whatever the situation is, he's not a fan of trespassers.

🪨 Give him Takis as a sign of peace and he'll probably spare you. Oh- and make sure to not talk or approach until he's done with the bag, he'll think you're trying to capture him.

🪨 Also no flash photography (he'll break your damn phone-).

🪨 And istg if you hold out Takis and go "pspspsps" you better hope he doesn't bite your fingers off.

🪨 After befriending him, he's kind of like a guard dog. Always by your side when you're wandering the forest, will twist an animal's head off if they even try to approach, he even barks.

🪨 He's definitely fascinated by you in some way, not your clothes, or the size of your hand against his, but you.

🪨 Every time you visit the first thing he does is aggressively sniff you, Y'know.. to see where you've been. If he smells food he gets excited because he thinks it's for him.

🪨 He also rubs himself against you and your stuff every time you visit, making sure everything with a sense of smell knows you're not for picking.

🪨 He doesn't take too kindly to your restrictive "clothes" so don't be pissed off when he rips apart any shirts or even pants you try to give him.

🪨 He doesn't really speak, he mostly grunts, except for "Hee" "Hoo" and "Annus". Maybe you could teach him more.

🪨 After a while he'll probably give you a nickname, and it'll be just a specific grunting noise or something that sounds close to a word, but it definitely won't be your name.

🪨 He can't cook the animals he captures so he has to eat them raw every time, please give him food :(

🪨 This mf with scarf down ANYTHING you give him (except the Takis). Uses his hands to eat, chews sloppily with his mouth open, but he also leaves no crumbs. What a gentleman!

🪨 DO NOT touch him unless he touches you first! You need that confirmation. If you don't wait and just touch him, he'll spin around and shout in your face.

🪨 Oddly enough, even though he doesn't like being touched first, he's also a cuddler. When it's dark and you're both by the fire, he snuggles up to you (mainly for warmth) and rests his chin on your shoulder.

🪨 He's a LOUD snorer. It's like a train call, just "HEAAAAAAAA-" but it turns out to be an unintentional defense mechanism, it scares everything else away.

🪨 For the safety of the people you plan to tell, don't tell them. Don't even post about it online, people will find him (he's still Mark and he's been missing for god knows how long).

🪨 He's just a simple creature now, living the best life he can create for himself. The last thing he wants is to be crowded by a bunch of people. This is Hee Hoo's choice, even if the Mark inside isn't mentally present right now.