- Ignihyde Incorrect Quotes -

According to a quiz by PetiteLepus on quotev, I belong in Pomefiore.

However, according to the official twisted wonderland sorting 'quiz' I am in Heartslabyul.

Maybe I'll make a new oc who's in Heartslabyul but wanted to be in Pomefiore. Like Epel is in Pomefiore but wanted to be in Savanaclaw.

Overblot fashion ?!?!?!?

~ Savanaclaw Incorrect Quotes ~

Leona: Okay, what does A stand for? 

Cheka: Arson. 

Leona: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for? 

Cheka: Barson. 

Ruggie: *laughter* 

Leona: What stands for C? 

Cheka: Commit arson. 

Ruggie: Oooo. 

Leona: D! 

Cheka: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson. 

Ruggie: *more laughter*

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Jack: Tell Leona off, Ruggie! Assert yourself!

Ruggie: That's my ice cream!

Jack: Good! Now let them have it!!

Ruggie, handing Leona the ice cream: Here, you can have it!

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Ruggie: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.

Leona: What's the surprise?

Jack: Blood poisoning.

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Ruggie: Jack got into a fight.

Leona: That’s bad.

Leona:

Leona: Did he win?

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Leona: What time is it? 

Jack: I don’t know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out 

Jack: *BLASTS the saxophone* 

Ruggie: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING 

Jack: It’s 2 am

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Jack: Something tells me Ruggie's going to be a bit more unhinged today... 

Ruggie, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Leona isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

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Leona: I dropped Cheka. 

Jack: Leona, what the fuck.

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Ruggie: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! 

Jack: It's kind of complicated, but Leona-

Ruggie: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Yuu: *looks at Cheka* 

Yuu: Baby boy. Baby. 

Yuu: *looks at Leona* 

Yuu: Evil.

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Ruggie: Thanks for not telling Leona what happened. 

Jack, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

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PSA Regarding Hateful Anons

Tumblr recently made it a requirement for you to be logged in to send asks anonymously. If you receive a hateful ask, don’t publish it - report it to Tumblr. It can be traced back to the user that sent it and with enough reports that person’s account will be suspended.

Share to raise awareness but also to make the clowns who think this behaviour is acceptable think twice before acting brave behind the guise of invisibility.

@deescade

1 - (Sebek) ...

2 - (Neige) That would genuinely make me a little uncomfortable. Not because I don't like him but because I don't like when people whisper to me.

3 - (Kalim) I would stop working...

4 - (Sebek) It kinda works cause I also got him for the first one.

5 - (Chenya) My baby!! Whyy lol

6 - (Leona) Guess he's not wasting time... ehhh

7 - (Deuce) Okay, that's just rude! How dare you?! >:(

8 - (Silver) That hurts my feelings, why would he do that to me... :'(

9 - (Riddle) I'd probably accidently push/hit him cause of my shock... Not the best scenario...

This is my first post and it's currently 3:50am and I can't sleep. I'm gonna do more of these!

Twisted Wonderland (How Would They: Tell You a Pick-up Line? ver.) click and drag game!

warnings: flashing images

prompt: how would these characters tell you a pick-up line?

When YOU tell them a pick-up line...

Game notes • How to Play

Please use a browser other than Google Chrome to play because the GIFs always lock onto their first frame on Chrome. Safari and Firefox work, please try those

If you're on mobile, screenshot the gifs either as a set or individually

~Heartslabyul Incorrect Quotes~

Riddle: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Deuce: It was Ace.

Cater: It was Ace.

Trey: Ace broke it.

Ace:

Ace: ...YOU PROMISED-

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Riddle: You're a loose cannon, Ace.

Ace: No, I'm not.I'm a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Trey: I think you play by your own rules.

Cater: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Riddle: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Ace: No, I'm just a reckless renegade.Deuce is a loose cannon.

Deuce: * smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Ace!

Cater: I'd say Deuce's more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose.That's an entirely different thing.

Trey: Now I'm just confused.Is Ace a loose cannon or not?

Riddle: All right, put on a pot of coffee.We're gonna get to the bottom of this.

Ace: *groans*

Deuce: Aw, man.

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Riddle: What’s something you guys are better than Ace at?  

Deuce: Mario Kart.  

Cater: Yeah, video games.  

Trey: Emotional vulnerability.

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Riddle: Where's Ace, Deuce, and Cater?

Trey: They're playing hide and seek.

Riddle: Where?

Trey: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Deuce: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Trey: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Cater: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Ace: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Riddle: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Riddle : Favorite horror movie?

Trey: It

Cater: Saw

Ace: Annabelle

Deuce: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

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Riddle: My life's complicated enough and the last thing I need is more drama.

ADeuce: Hey, Housewarden

Riddle: Hello, drama.

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Ace: [Jumping from one trouble to another] Parkour.

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Website: Choose your password.

Trey: *Types Riddle* 

Website: Password is too short.

Trey, wiping away a tear: I know

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Trey: Calm yourself Riddle, you are being far too unfair.

Riddle: And you are being far too forgiving.

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I don't remember where I got these from, but if I manage to remember I'll add the links or what not.

~ Scarabia Incorrect Quotes ~

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*While waiting outside the principal’s office* Jamil: What are you in for? Kalim: Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you? Jamil: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. Kalim: Kalim: Kalim: We live very different lives. Jamil: Yes we do.

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Kalim: So you like cats? Jamil: Yeah. Kalim: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Kalim: What are you eating? Jamil: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty. Kalim: I like you, don't I?

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Kalim: I don’t know, this plan seems complicated. Jamil: You once said that about an orange. Kalim: They don’t make sense. Apples, you eat their clothes but oranges you don’t.

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Jamil: Is something burning? Kalim: My burning love for you of course! Jamil: … Kalim: … Kalim: And the kitchen is on fire…

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Kalim: Jamil is playing hard to get. Kalim: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Jamil: You have Crayons? Kalim: Yes, I have— Jamil: You're— how old are you? Kalim: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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Jamil: Don't go to the kitchen. Kalim: Why? Jamil: I saw a spider. Kalim: Well, did you kill it? Jamil: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

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Jamil: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.

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Kalim: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Jamil: And you came to me?

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Hey I've been gone for a while, I've been busy playing Genshin Impact & moving. But I'm back now!!

~ Pomefiore Incorrect Quotes ~

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Epel, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Vil: Tea.

Epel: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Vil: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Rook: Even better!

Vil: What the fuck did you-

Rook: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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Epel: Dammit, you ruin everything!

Vil: You're welcome.

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Epel: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Epel: An apple a day can also keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

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Epel: You're alive.

Vil: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

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Kidnapper: We have your child

Vil: I don’t have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Vil: Oh god, you have Epel

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Epel: And now for a gay update with Rook.

Rook: Getting gayer.

Epel: Thank you, Rook.

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Epel: Quacking in my boobs over this

Epel: QUAKING*

Epel: BOOTS* FUCKER.

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Epel, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Vil: Yeah, Vil will straight up cry in public. Don't try them.

Epel: Exactly, I will straight up-

Epel:

Epel, tearing up: Vil, why would you say that?!

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Vil: Might I make a suggestion you possibly won’t like?

Epel: Do you make any other kind?

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Another One Done! Yay!! Btw, do you think I should and write headcannons, x reader, etc? I wanna try, maybe.

Doesn't matter... 🙂