Grass Truck Grass Truck

Old Spice stick deodorant is flammable

The two states of matter

dry vs greasy

I have created a playlist titled "Hoe Scaring Music"

Give me suggestions

“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy

Anyone who uses those AI tools to get ideas for a creative project is a coward.

Not everything you make has to be good! You have to make shit sometimes, that's just how it works.

I'll be the first to admit, a lot of the stuff I've made is dog shit. But at least I made it! At least I had the hutzpah to actually create something on my own!

Part of the creative process is being bad at something. Don't try to make masterpieces, just make.

Just "C"

Christ

I was crying and thought: If bc and ad was 1 year apart then is the 40 something years christ was alive just lost time?

I have seen all the cool things and I can confirm, that right there is in fact the coolest thing

I have acquired the Coolest thing.

I am putting this on my 2025 bingo card.

[ Alt Text : Tweet from Lina Posting. "Have just observed the existence of what I can Only Describe as the Culver's Transmutation Circle. Attached is an image of all of the locations of Culvers Burgers in denver on google maps ]

So of course like any neurotypical person, of which I totally am (sarcasm), i had to go check. Y'all. I do not want the "Culvers Denver Mass Transmutation Circle Event of 2025" to become the way we learn magic is real.

[ Alt Text : two images. The first one is a screenshot from Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, showing the mass transmutation circle, that covered the entire nation. The second is the SAME transmutation circle drawn over the map of Denver, rotated slightly, with 7 of the 10 points lining up near perfectly with points on the circle. There are dots on those 7 points, and x's on the 3 spots not filled in]

Anyway, felt this would do numbers on Tumblr.

Fair warning, this one's kind of a long one.

Recently my local Walmart put the condoms and sex toys behind a glass case and to access them you need to press the button to call someone over and open the case.

I hate that they did this. It stigmatizes safe sex because no longer is it something that can be done discretely and privately, now if you want to by condoms you have to bring a whole other human being into the process. Some people would rather die than pick out a box of condoms or a sex toy in front of a random stranger.

This is especially bad for minors. Imagine you're a 16 year old who's gonna lose their virginity that night. You're not stupid so you got to your local Wally world to purchase a box of rubbers. You can even use the self checkout! Simple, easy, no one has to see you do it and you don't have to face any judgment. Only to get there and realize in horror that you have to ask someone to open the box so you can get the condoms, and you're to nervous to do it.

Even though there are probably no consequences, still, having to ask an adult, and authority figure, for permission to do something that you know is a major social faux pas is a terrifying thought for a minor. Hell, I'm an adult and even I'd have a hard time doing that.

You see how this is bad? It makes people afraid to make smart decisions and be safe because they might face judgment for it. Making condoms harder to access is not going to make teenagers have less sex, it's going to make them have more unsafe sex.

Same with sex toys. Having a little fun in the bedroom should not be something you need anybody else's approval to do.

Having safe sex should not be stigmatized.

Having good sex should not be stigmatized.

If I were to make a list of things I feel it's ok to steel, condoms would be number three. Right under food and medicine.

Anyway, fuck Walmart for doing that. Condoms should be cheap, easy, and stress free to access for everyone.

Saw a frog today at work. He was so fuckin awesome. I didn't get a picture of him and he doesn't have a name but he made my day better and I love him