Please Know I Take My Job Very Seriously. Anyway I Made A Phulletin Board

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

as a non-british sfth watcher, my understanding is they're basically plays written by students/first time writers that are trying to be deep/edgy but usually miss the mark and are instead unintentionally very funny

Sometimes I wonder how many non-British SFTH watchers have a just-off-the-mark perception of what GCSEs actually are thanks to the GCSE drama genre

the thought of this alone is sending me in into psychological distress

hozier covering misty mountains when

finally after absorbing Tumblr posts on pintrest for 8 years i've caved and made a blog. absolutely nothing can go wrong with this decision.

I don't want to "go on dating apps" or "play the feild" I want to do what my hero dan howell did and have the first and only person I date be my soul mate, only date that one person for the rest of my life, and then proceed to make it everyone else's problem is that to much to ask?

what a time to be alive

The phandom returning to its roots of being a particularly loud and obnoxious fandom except now we're doing it with the explicit approval and enabling from dnp themselves, what a special time we live in

if mania has no lovers I'm dead

mania haters are so bizarre to me like. you were too good to be true, gold plated. i am a collapsing star with tunnel vision but only for you. realised i can’t not be with you or be just your friend i love you to death but i just can’t pretend we were lovers first confidants but never friends, were we ever friends? i became such a strange shape from trying to fit in. the things you do in the name of what you love. i got dreams of my own but i want to make yours come true. i’m just young enough to still believe but young enough not to know what to believe in. you say please don’t ever change but you don’t like me the way i am. there are no atheists in foxholes. we’ve gone way too fast for way too long and we were never supposed to make it half this far. i got a feeling inside that i can’t domesticate, it doesn’t want to live in a cage, a feeling that i can’t housebreak. i’m yours until the earth starts to crumble and the heavens roll away i’m struggling to exist with you and without you. THESE ARE THE LAST BLUES WE’RE EVER GONNA HAVE LET’S SEE HOW DEEP WE GET! ARE YOU HEARING THEM!!!!!!

yall I got fire web creation and disease inducement. I am a god of destruction.

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

guys the universe is good I can finally access the site I use for watching movies which means I can also finally watch my favorite obscure movie (dare I say favorite movie of all time) bcs the only other way of accessing it would be by buying it on YouTube and there's no way I'm doing that

the temptation to do this despite class literally being canceled bcs of the cold is too great

maybe if you bundled yourself up and went for a walk out in the cold then came back inside with rosy cheeks and cool skin and warmed yourself up with a nice warm cup of herbal tea with honey maybe then you'd calm down