Garrytheskeleton - The Fooliest Fool Who Ever Fooled

I can feel the fatigue already...

Though I guess I'll try and I'll try.

we got hawaii part ii next thursday

we gotta let the maze of my design carry you on next thursday

#who.... Who is Peter again? Uhh... #Funny

peter practices his evil laughter for his villain arc

#wonderous #dragonball

Buk

Jolly Blücher.

Found this naturally? Huh....

little kids are so fucking funny man. had a kid that couldn’t be any older than like 8 or so come up to me today asking where our dinosaur books where, and when i tried to gently redirect them downstairs (where our kids section is) they very matter-of-fairly informed me that they’d already read every book down there and are ready to learn about the “secret, grown-up only dinosaurs” now

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Have this

Happy birthday to me, it’s my birthday, hooray. Yay.

It’s hard to enjoy it. I just hope she’s okay out there without me. You know. She’s getting older too. Won’t be a kid anymore soon. Hope that monkey is a good mentor, just like I was… or so I hoped.

"But sire... The struggle for power shalt render the kingdom a bloody warzone"

I don't care, let me focus on my random obsessions in peace

The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.