Fucked Up That List Night I Had A Dream My Dog Got A Haircut And A Gravity Falls Weirdmageddon Dream

I haven't watched Jojo part 4 yet, but I keep looking at monotone fanart of Josuke, and every time a coloured image of him pops up, I get fucking shocked that he doesn't have a boob window the size of my house.

I… have nothng to say to this.

Why did you go to his slam poetry night?

Robert fucking Hob Gadling really had the nerve to be jealous of Will Shaxbeard, after showing his boyfriend friend acquaintance that he was the side piece after 200 years of going on dates.

I, personally, am a huge dumbass who scores good sometimes and has a massive crush on the Straight As girl in my class.

personally, if you dislike benvi, i just assume you’ve never been pining for your longstanding friend who’s also an academic rival who you suck at communicating with and like hate their guts but you know you’ll always care about them regardless and the competition is just too much of who you both are to give it up

Yes train, you are special.

(x)

Yes, I’m asexual. Yes, I’m a monsterfucker. No, I will not elaborate. 

I’m the person they hire to add idiotic music to cute animal videos

I feel like at the end of Bridgerton season 3, or when Pen and Colin FINALLY marry, we'll see Phillip Crane at the Polin wedding, due to the fact that Colin and Phillip really hit it off and most likely became friends. So most likely at the wedding reception, Phillip will be by himself (as his wife did not wish to come to the wedding or she did) and he catches Eloise's eye, who then starts talking with him as she has been badgered by her mother for 2 years now to find a husband, and this man seems somewhat interesting, as he himself is a wallflower (quite unusual for a man). The two start talking and he informs her that he's from Pen's side of the family (via marriage) but Colin invited him to the wedding. They exchange address and start corresponding.

To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

Dir. Beeban Kidron

17 May, 1824

Eloise’s 3 older brothers & an infant (Gregory) visit Romney Hall to “defend Eloise’s honour”

“Brothers He should’ve considered that. It was maybe best to avoid courting a woman with brothers. Four of them to be precise. Four. It was a wonder he wasn’t dead already”