17 May, 1824

Worst mistake is having intense chest and throat pain and watching miraculous ladybug.

This is just Good Omens

The four horseman of the apocalypse ride to end the world. but there’s one thing they never expected. A small group of sassy children

Good. Your blood will be all the better.

I have an idea

A biscuit, but it’s filled with a blood like liquid.

Like a person biscuit.

I had a dream where me and my dad wanted to recreate endgame (like just the two of us for EVERY CHARACTER), because of how much we hated it (the ending). And while we were setting up camera’s, like fucking professional ass film crew stuff, I spotted something outside, and went to chase it, when I got outside I saw four cats sitting neatly in a row, staring at me and my dad. The one on the far right had the longest face ever, the one to the left of it, was basically a floating ball of dust with two piercing yellow eyes, the furtherest on the left was innocent looking tabby cat, and the one to the right of that was a scrawny looking hairless cat. We chased them away, and that’s when I woke up.

Calling it now, Ryan’s going to win something weird each episode this season, and it’s parts of the professor’s remains or some shit. Or something similar.

im still kind of in disbelief that that the internet like...turned on lore olympus. i get the whole "once something is popular people make it their personality to hate something", and the "incredibly online people make age gap discourse about immortal gods bc they need to touch grass," and you're certainly not obligated to like it, it's not everyone's cup of tea, but like. it is a genuinely good comic. its issues are no worse than like, most serialized web comics that have to struggle with the medium, and its art style is engaging and interesting, and has improved a lot over time. i know there was a very t*rf-led movement on here a LONG time ago starting discourse about greek myths to get crypto t*rf shit about femininity across and i know thats where some critiques come from. and it's weird that many criticisms of "modern retellings" get blamed on lore olympus bc it doesnt actually follow them - like, demeter isnt some crazy bitch, she's a character with complexity and depth.

yes the original intent of the story is changed, a story that women in ancient times could relate to about the fears of marriage, but LO actually does what modern retellings of old stories do best - modify a story to serve a similar purpose, but reflecting the modern audience's contemporary issues. in this case, embracing the complexities of love and marriage as a survivor of sexual assault, something many modern women struggle with. persephone's relationship with demeter ALSO reflects a very real struggle many modern young women have, of finding identity and sexual agency as an adult when your entire life has been controlled by a helicopter mother, even with the best intentions, and with her own trauma.

i also find the criticisms of the body types and sexuality often misogynistic and weird - people want things with a distinct, interesting style, they want women with sexual agency to be promoted and not sanitized, and yet LO gets over-criticized. how persephone dresses, how the other gods dress, changes a lot depending on level of confidence, mood, etc, and is a part of the storytelling in an interesting way. you don't have to like it, and i know there's jokes about the LO art style of drawing women, but i have a body like some of those bodies. i know other people who do, or at least similarly. it's not like a lot of comics or manga or anime where everyone is a stick, and they get to be sexy! it's nice!

and when people complain that its the only webcomic people read well then thats a YOU problem. i read a LOT of webcomics. i talk about them to people, i recommend them. romantic and otherwise. do you? do you spend as much time complaining about lore olympus as you do talking up other cool webcomics that deserve attention?

*penis starts throbbing* my arch nemesis is near…

That specific shot of shadow gliding on the water does irreparable things to my brain chemistry, what if I said I was insane

to all you people saying “Nb’S dOn’T eXiSt!” Go back to your middle school science class AND LOOK AT THE TABLE!!

THERE! SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR PROVE ME RIGHT!!