More PidgePodge Heacanons

this baby sitting in a shopping cart next to me had an unripe banana cradled so delicately in his chunky hands and he just

raised it above his head with this absolute reverence like he was praising some kind of ancient, all-powerful god and let me tell you I have never felt meme potential as strongly as I did in that moment

do you ever just. get so goddamn aNGRY because you didn’t have your camera open at the right time??

Shiro returns in S3 but this time his hair is entirely white #spacegrandpa

Lance & Hunk Broship

•Lance will just rant to Hunk for hours about how much he hates Keith -“…and his dumb face and his stupid mullet- I mean it’s not the 80s any more, why doesn’t he just cut it off-” -and Hunk just sits there like ‘Mmhmm, yeah, that’s right, you hate him so much. you aren’t hopelessly in love with that boy at all you totally don’t want to kiss him till you’re both gasping for breath you don’t want to make sweet love to him on a bed draped in silk sheets and rose petals. not one bit.’

•Sometimes they’ll look at each other and nod like they just had a mental conversation -Keith is completely mystified by this •Lance once tried to help Hunk in the kitchen to disastrous effect

•They’re always completely honest with each other; they’ll talk about pretty much anything. (This obviously means that Lance brings up some freaking weird stuff.) -Hunk talks about how much he misses Earth, misses the heat and scents and laughter of his family kitchen, packed with far more people then it could comfortably hold. -Lance tells him about how useless he feels among the paladins, how confused he is about his purpose, his life.

•Whenever Lance feels shitty he goes to Hunk for chamomile tea and pillow forts. Hunk lets him scream and rant and sob into his shoulder and is basically the Best Bro Ever.

These two are just amazing. I love my lil idiots. If you have any ideas/request, please ask me! I’m fresh out.

So I was just looking at this new poster for Voltron that's been flying around Tumblr and I saw this and.... *deep breath* ARE YOU TELLIN ME THAT TWO OF MY FAVE GIRLS ALLURA AND SHAY ARE HANGIN OUT TOGETHER? SMILING? HAVING FUN?! WEARING FLOWER CROWNS?!!?!??? CAUSE I CAN GET DOWN WITH THAT SHIT MMHHHMM HELLS YEAH GIVE ME ALL OF IT PLEASE JUST DROWN ME IN IT OK this just makes me very, very happy, ok?

Shoutout to TAZ Amnesty for the best/worst name reveal in history

do you ever just. get so goddamn aNGRY because you didn’t have your camera open at the right time??

Listening to Hozier feels like walking into the church where rioters pray

Lance Headcanons!

Happy birthday Voltron! 🎉🎉🎉In honor of this very special day, here are some lance headcanons!!!

•He loved hanging out with his sisters back home -They would paint his nails (pink with glitter, obviously) and tease him about his obvious crush on the cute boy next door -He got really good at braiding hair and always stole their croptops

•Never play soccer against him he will own your ass

•The only things he can cook are toast and some vague, incredibly complicated family recipies.  -But if he tries to make something from a cookbook or a box there is a 98.9% chance of everything exploding

•He uses the most outdated memes and evreyone on the team is just. so done. -”O SHIT WADDUP” “Did I mention I hate you.”

•Jokes “I’d die for you” -is never actually joking

•He always sits in the weirdest position ever like the rest of the team’s sitting all nice and proper in their chairs and thERES LANCE LAYING ON HIS CHAIR WITH HIS FEET OVER THE TOP OR SOME SHIT AND I

•Because he had to share a bed with like three of his siblings, he sleeps stick-straight or curled up, always careful to make sure no one get pushed out -The rest of the team, though… 

 •He wolf whistles at everyone on the team, but only when they’re doing something supremely unattractive 

 •once he caught Keith picking his nose and the whistle scared him so much he punctured his nose with his fingernail and Lance will never let him live it down 

•He’s been known to sing acapella covers of Toxic in the shower

•Gets a papercut: OH GOD THE PAIN THE PAIN I’M DYING THIS WOUND SHALL BE MY LAST TELL MY MAMA I LOVE HER SWEET LORD MY FLAWLESS COMPLEXION IT’S FOREVER RUINED I CAN’T GO ON I-

Is actually wounded: Oh this? Heh, don’t worry about it I’ll be fine.

yeah i just love this perfect boi okay Open for requests! Voltron, Steven Universe, Yuri!!! on Ice, Haikyuu, probably more…….. i’m so alone

Lance & Hunk Broship

•Lance will just rant to Hunk for hours about how much he hates Keith -“…and his dumb face and his stupid mullet- I mean it’s not the 80s any more, why doesn’t he just cut it off-” -and Hunk just sits there like ‘Mmhmm, yeah, that’s right, you hate him so much. you aren’t hopelessly in love with that boy at all you totally don’t want to kiss him till you’re both gasping for breath you don’t want to make sweet love to him on a bed draped in silk sheets and rose petals. not one bit.’

•Sometimes they’ll look at each other and nod like they just had a mental conversation -Keith is completely mystified by this •Lance once tried to help Hunk in the kitchen to disastrous effect

•They’re always completely honest with each other; they’ll talk about pretty much anything. (This obviously means that Lance brings up some freaking weird stuff.) -Hunk talks about how much he misses Earth, misses the heat and scents and laughter of his family kitchen, packed with far more people then it could comfortably hold. -Lance tells him about how useless he feels among the paladins, how confused he is about his purpose, his life.

•Whenever Lance feels shitty he goes to Hunk for chamomile tea and pillow forts. Hunk lets him scream and rant and sob into his shoulder and is basically the Best Bro Ever.

These two are just amazing. I love my lil idiots. If you have any ideas/request, please ask me! I’m fresh out.

Allura headcanon and Klance headcanons please.

Thank you, anon!Allura needs more headcanons tbh why doesn’t she have any

• she is beauty, she is grace, she will punch you in the face-no but seriously please do not piss her off she will hurt you

• when she sleeps, she curls herself into a little ball, knees tucked up to her chest, as if she’s defending herself.-when she wakes up, there’s no melodic disney background music or opening windows wide to smell the fresh air-she jolts awake, eyes snapping open, ready to snap the neck of anyone who might be attacking.

 she’s a little self concious of her hair at times. It’s so thick and wild and tangles so easily that sometimes she just wants to cut it all off, like Pidge.-Lance, however, adores her hair.-he’s actually gotten down on his knees and begged her to let him braid it. 

•whenever possible, she sneaks off to visit other planets and brings back new foods for Hunk to cook with-he is ecstatic whenever this happens, but she’s made him promise to keep it on the DL.

• she’s beaten Shio in training

• she’s beaten everyone in a push-up contest (honesly, what is with these paladins and their silly contests?)

• King Alfor used to call her his ‘little galaxy’-when she was angry, it became ‘supernova’-when she cried, it turned into ‘shooting star’

• she’s well aware that Coran occasionally steals her dresses and puts on fahion shows with the mice and sometimes lance-she secretly recorded one and it may just be the most fabulous thing she owns

• her father isn’t the only one she misses-back on Altea, before the war, she fell hard for a cute architect and would constantly leave her small gifts and follow her around, too flustered to actually talk to the girl.-it took her years to build up the courage to finally ask her out-Allura still has a holo-pic of the two of them, intertwined hands just out of the frame.