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Still looking!

Helloo! I’m Keith and I’m currently looking for a new rp partner! I have been Roleplaying for years and have done a wide arrange of plots and genre. I will make clear now that I specialize in horror, I like the grotesque and morbid. Mind break is something I main, and I apologize if that’s not something you’re into. This does not mean I’m unwilling to do anything else, just know that I prefer at least a little bit of angst!

I’m open to anyone and anything, but here are some of my rules:

- MUST be 18 or older

- At least 2 sentences a reply (normal sentences, not 3 word sentences)

- In third person

- Relay triggers BEFORE the rp has started

I play with all different kinds of characters. As long as you give me enough to work with, I can create epic and intricate plots. I also adore headcanons, so if you have any go ahead and throw them in!

For the fandoms I’m in, I’ll write the characters that I would like to main next to it along with my main ships for them (and any warning notes). This doesn’t mean I won’t play any other characters or ships, I most certainly will be! These are just the characters I connect with most and love, and the ships I personally adore.

HermitCraft/Life Series- Grian: Scarian or Mumscarian- I have a lot of headcannons for this one so we’ll have to discuss a bit before hand. This one can get intense, too, but it won’t if you’re not into that.

Voltron: Legendary Defenders- Keith: Klance or Shklance

My Hero Academia- Deku: Bakudeku or Todobakudeku- Can get really angsty

DreamSMP- Tubbo or Dream: Any ship you like- I have headcannons for this one also. It also gets intense, grotesque even, but won’t if you’re not into that.

QuackitySMP- Tubbo or Slimecicle: any ship you want

Bungo Stray Dogs-Akutagawa or Dazai: Dazaku, Dazakuatsu or Soukoku- Will most likely be dark and grotesque, hard not to with the series itself so apologies

Any of these fandoms can be any AU, we’ll discuss specifics before we start. I would prefer to use Discord, but can use almost any app I have so whatever works best for you. My DM’s are open!

post canon klance again i hate them

keith collecting trinkets and souvenirs while he’s in space because he wants to bring them home for lance. so now lance just has an assortment of rocks, pressed/dried plants, welcome gifts from aliens, gems, and other stuff sitting in a small box on his nightstand.

lance thinks that keith does this to show him the cool stuff he sees in space, which is true, but keith is also trying to make up for the fact that he’s not on earth long enough to get lance normal gifts that people give their boyfriends

lance always cooks a big breakfast for keith when he stays over. keith assumed that cooking breakfast is part of lance’s routine or he’s just being a good host. but it’s because lance is scared keith won’t be there when he wakes up in the morning, so his logic is to make breakfast as an incentive for keith to stay and not leave in the middle of the night (which keith has yet to do, but still)

I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE

Keith Kogane’s fingerless gloves.

I was wondering why he wears them so much. Is it just a fashion? Or something else.

I have an old injury in my right hand and it cause me to get arthritic like pain in the fingers and wrist. So I wear fingerless gloves or hand warmers to help with the pain. Maybe Keith has something similar. That he wears his gloves because of arthritis and the gloves support his hands and keeps them warm.

I know they’re not really designed for it but I just love the idea of him having old injuries that can affect him but he is able to over come them. Also Shiro being the only one who knows about it. So he brings Keith different types of gloves for him the change between.

Also sword fighting! I personally find it harder to do small things such as gripping a pen or pencil compared to gripping a handle as there’s different muscles involved. So the idea of Keith being able to grip a sword with his whole hand but struggling with a gun because of the trigger is so good. Him struggling with writing and typing but still able to slice enemies to death with his swords!!

Just think about it for a minute please.

Galra Keith

Any one else notice the during season 6 Keith went a bit galra?

Yeah he got his mark but did anyone see his eyes go yellow when he fought with shiro? And that was not the lighting. Keith literally turns more galra when highly emotional. I just imagine him blushing and feeling so embarrassed that his skin literally starts to turn purple. Or, him getting scared and gaining claws. I’m loving this thought.

I was rewatching Voltron and I watched the scene where Pidge rambles to Allura about sweating a lot, and it hit me:

Pidge is short

Pidge sweats a lot

Pidge is always grumpy

Holy crap, she has celiac disease

Keith: you in the mood for a quickie?

Lance: *struggling to breathe* Wh-what??

Keith: a quickie. You know, one of those egg things?

Lance:

Lance: you mean a fUCKING QUICHE

Keith, in the hospital: where's Shiro?

Lance: who do you think gave you a new kidney

Keith: *starts crying*

Lance: jk he's in the bathroom lmao

Lance: is anyone else scared?

Keith: not really. i've already lived longer than i expected.

Lance: where do you want to be in five years, Keith?

Keith: *under his breath* hopefully in your bed

Lance: what was that?

Keith: i sAID HOPEFULLY DEAD

Keith: *is gone*

Shiro: Have you seen my son?! He's this tall, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet

Lance, holding up his leg: feel my leg, I shaved.

Keith, gently stroking: holy shit

Shiro: guys we’re being shot at this isn't the time

Pidge: you want some muffins?

Matt: what kind?

Pidge: zuchinni, but they taste like banana nut.

Matt: bananas can nut?

Pidge:

Pidge: you know what, I’ll just keep my muffins.

Lance, after using his last bullet: this bitch empty

Keith: if you say yeet I'm going to break your arm

Lance: *puts his hand on Keith's shoulder*

Keith: *gay gasp*

Keith: is something burning?

Lance: only my desire for you

Keith: Lance, the toaster is on fire

I'm so in love with Pidge like she's my fave ❤️❤️❤️ So can I get some Pidge girlfriend headcanons? Like is that a thing you do?

oh my god yes you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this

•OKAY so Pidge gets super flustered around girls•so when she’s crushing it’s so easy to figure out •she gets all blushy and stutters constantly and there is a 126% chance of her breaking something/falling on her butt •of course the moment the team finds out she likes someone they all flip out cause “oh my god! lil sis has a crush! the tiny child is in love!!!!”•Lance would be so excited to give her flirting tips but Pidge would just. nope. no thanks. i got it. please stop. please. •Lance: “...no but then you gotta kick your leg out and give her the rose and-”•Pidge: “I’d rather take my chances, thanks.”•she’s actually lowkey jealous of Lance’s confidence around girls•she just wishes she was able to socialize and flirt as easily as him •but honestly her nervous clumsy flirting is the cutest thing ever•"did you... uh, fall from heaven cause... *looks at smudged writing on hand* you're TennessefUCK" •she’s the kind of gf who will argue with you for hours about who’s cuter (she’s 100% sure it’s you)•and really dumb stuff like who can balance a spoon on their nose for longer or scream louder•I know she acts all tough and badass (and she is!!!) but oh my god even handholding gets her blushing all over the place•anD KISSES. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED. •the first time you kissed she almost forgot to breathe and nearly passed out •please take care of this sweet child she needs help •and cuddles•CUDDLE THIS BB FOREVER •cause although she pretends otherwise, she loves and desperately needs this kind of thing •some days after a hard battle she’ll just peel off her armor and collapse right into your arms•god you have no idea how much she loves that •and speaking of love•when she says that she loves you for the first time, you know you’re in it for the long run•she’s always nervous to take big steps in your relationship, so something like that is incredibly special •seriously, never take her love for granted, she is spicy but sensitive and the sweetest, funniest, best girlfriend in the entire universe 💚

Lance: Honey, it's really muggy out today.

Keith: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving you.

Lance: *sips coffee from a bowl*

Pidge: Would you please not Lance this into a worse situation than it already is?

Lance: Hang on, did you just use my name as a verb?

HOLY CRAP, GUYS!!! I just woke up and saw this and may or may or may not have shrieked. Thank you all so, SO much for helping me reach this milestone. You guys are amazing!!

Keith: is something burning?

Lance: only my desire for you

Keith: Lance, the toaster is on fire

Lance: I've been trying to be more positive recently, so I made this journal full of things that I think are beautiful!

Pidge: ...

Pidge: its literally just pictures of Keith's ass

Lance: AND YOUR POINT IS?!?

Headcanons on how the paladins chill out?

•Shiro rarely ever takes time to chill, and when he does, it’s because the other Paladins forced him to. -One time, Keith (aided by Hunk, of course) had to actually pin him down to make him stop training. -When he does take a break, it’s to make sure everyone’s doing alright, looking over battle plans and catching up on alien literature he’s actually a huge fuckin book nerd ok. -He always gets dragged into the Paladin’s movie nights and, though he won’t admit it, he loves Disney so goddamn much.

•In his free time, Lance has tried to sneak off to alien bars gay bars to meet cute girls and boys. -On one abandoned planet, he found two long scraps of metal and bent them into needles so he could knit. He’s made everyone sweaters and gave Keith a giant floppy Santa hat (Keith secretly loves it).-Once and a while, he’ll set up a kind of spa and forces the other Paladins to let him give them face masks and massages and paint their nails.

•Hunk cooks, of course. He tries to find new ways to work with food goo, and tests out different ingrediants Allura finds him on other planets. -He loves taking long naps (and not getting woken up by attacking Galra) and checks in with the others to see what they’re up to, if they need any help or support from him and is down to cuddle at all times. 

-He also works with Pidge, exploring the castle and checking out all the cool technology it has to offer, making sure that everything is functioning.

•Keith will spend hours just zoned out, staring at nothing or playing absently with his knife until someone shakes him out of it. 

-He creates these crazy fitness-oriented contests and basically forces everyone to fight him or do push-ups or kickbox until they can’t feel their legs. 

-He can’t whistle and he is the most tone-deaf person you’ll ever meet, thus he hums so goddman much. He denies it, but sometimes he’ll just sit and hum his favorite songs, thinking about earth.

•Pidge, obviously, would spend pretty much all of her down time working with her tech. 

-When she isn’t using her computers  to track the Galra or search for Matt, she’s coding, making new programs, taking alien teach apart and making new robots and machines out of the pieces. 

-One time she holed up in her room for an entire day, making a video game and spent the next 48 hours testing it playing it non stop with Lance.

Do any of you have other headcanons about this? Please send them to me, I’d love to see them. My ask box is open, and submissions is on! 

klance cause i’m trash

• Lance has some serious problems with Keith’s wardrobe. -He has tried to burn Keith’s jacket on more than one occasion. -”But guys it just??? it just covers his arms??? what’s even the point????”

• Keith has banned dates in the Red Lion because she wouldn’t stop snickering and giving them weird kinky suggestions

• Keith is the blanket hog, Lance is the sprawler. (honestly, how can just one person take up so much space?)

• “Wake up, sleeping beauty! For I am thine prince, and the curse has been lifted!” “Oh my god Lance get off your breath is slowly killing me” “I SAID the curse iS LIFTED” “STOP IT LANCE YOUR BREATH”

• Keith trying to speak spanish to Lance

• Keith failing miserably at speaking spanish to Lance. -”Uhhhh... teh emo?” “Yes, Keith, we all know you’re the Emo around here”

• “WHAT’RE THOOOOOOOOSSEE!” “those are my crocs, Lance. fuck off.”

• Lance learning an alien instrument to serenade Keith

• the first time Lance slept over, they stayed up telling dumb stories, bickering and laughing until Lance slowly dozed off, his head in Keith’s lap.  -needless to say, Keith didn’t sleep. He spent the night grinning like an idiot and carefully, gently stroking Lance’s hair.  -the morning was spent in each other’s arms, limbs wrapped loosely around each other, exchanging lazy kisses for what seemed like a blissful eternity. -then Hunk walked in to wake them up for breakfast -Pidge spent the rest of the day pointing out Keith’s dark circles and Lance’s mussed up hair, loudly musing over what they might’ve been up to

Allura headcanon and Klance headcanons please.

Thank you, anon!Allura needs more headcanons tbh why doesn’t she have any

• she is beauty, she is grace, she will punch you in the face-no but seriously please do not piss her off she will hurt you

• when she sleeps, she curls herself into a little ball, knees tucked up to her chest, as if she’s defending herself.-when she wakes up, there’s no melodic disney background music or opening windows wide to smell the fresh air-she jolts awake, eyes snapping open, ready to snap the neck of anyone who might be attacking.

 she’s a little self concious of her hair at times. It’s so thick and wild and tangles so easily that sometimes she just wants to cut it all off, like Pidge.-Lance, however, adores her hair.-he’s actually gotten down on his knees and begged her to let him braid it. 

•whenever possible, she sneaks off to visit other planets and brings back new foods for Hunk to cook with-he is ecstatic whenever this happens, but she’s made him promise to keep it on the DL.

• she’s beaten Shio in training

• she’s beaten everyone in a push-up contest (honesly, what is with these paladins and their silly contests?)

• King Alfor used to call her his ‘little galaxy’-when she was angry, it became ‘supernova’-when she cried, it turned into ‘shooting star’

• she’s well aware that Coran occasionally steals her dresses and puts on fahion shows with the mice and sometimes lance-she secretly recorded one and it may just be the most fabulous thing she owns

• her father isn’t the only one she misses-back on Altea, before the war, she fell hard for a cute architect and would constantly leave her small gifts and follow her around, too flustered to actually talk to the girl.-it took her years to build up the courage to finally ask her out-Allura still has a holo-pic of the two of them, intertwined hands just out of the frame.

Lance’s Birthday

For Lance’s birthday, without fail, he would be woken up with a storm of song and family members streaming one by one into his room. He would giggle and laugh as they snatched him up onto their shoulders and carried him into the kitchen, where he’d be practically drowned in pancakes and turrones and arroz con leche.  For hours on end, he would be pampered and cuddled, have his nails painted and his hair twisted into hundreds of tiny ponytails. And then, when the sun was going down, he would be paraded outside once more, to a huge picnic laid out on the lawn. Every single one of his favorite dishes would be at his fingertips, and he’d eat until he thought he was going to explode. His mama would then gently scoop him up and carry him to bed, the family singing one last chorus of Happy Birthday and peppering him with sticky kisses before the day was over. 

In the Castle of Lions, Lance didn’t even remember his birthday.  It took him two hours of laying in bed to realize the sinking feeling in his gut, to realize that this would be his first birthday all alone. Even at the Garrison, his parents had snuck in to give him his cake, and the rest of the family had sang to him through a video call. But here... he didn’t even have that. For just a second, he hoped that Hunk might remember and bake him something, some kind of luxury food goo. Blue, instead of neon green.  But Hunk had been away for his birthday last year, some kind of family issue, and Pidge had been too engrossed in some kind of coding that she had barely said a thing to him that whole week.  Besides, the Paladins had far more pressing matters than a simple birthday.

Throwing on his jacket and lacing up his sneakers with heavy hands, Lance walked out into the hall, accompanied by the pneumatic swish of the door. He ambled aimlessly down the corridors, rounding corners and turning around and around until he realized where his feet seemed to be pulling him. The hangar- the Blue Lion’s hangar was somewhere he could always just be, no matter how he felt, and he would always find a sense of calm. Grinning ever so slightly, he strode into the central hub and- he slammed directly into Allura, sending the packets in her hands flying. ”Lance!” she stuttered, seemingly surprised at his appearance. “What are you doing out here?” Dropping to his knees, he scrabbled for the packets, quickly handing them back to her. ”I... Uh, I wanted to go see the Blue Lion?”At her worried look, he added “Is that alright?” ”Oh, of course! It’s just that, uh... Hunk was doing some maintenance down there! One of the ceiling panels was loose and in danger of falling... Let me check in with him.” Her earrings lighting up, Allura quickly asked Hunk if everything was ready, and at his affirmation, nodded at Lance. Together, they strolled down the passageways, making small talk and pleasantries, nothing of importance, nothing about the war. At the swoosh of the doors, he stepped inside, ready for time alone with his favorite giant robot lion. So when he heard the uproarous cheer of “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LANCE!!” he stopped dead, hands flying up to press across his mouth. He turned to Allura, on the brink of tears as she grinned softly at him, gesturing toward his friends. “Happy birthday, Lance.” His first few steps into the hangar were shaky, almost scared, as if he feared this was all a dream and he would wake up at any second. But moment by moment, he began to move faster, striding, running, sprinting.  Hunk was standing there, right there, with open arms, almost knocked off his feet by Lance’s near leap into his arms. He grinned down at the boy practically sobbing into his chest, murmuring “Happy birthday, man. Cumpleaños feliz.”

Shiro was next in line for hugs. He wrapped Lance warmly, if a bit stiffly, into his arms, patting him gently on the back. “I am so, so proud of you, Lance.” Those words were whispered so quietly into his ear, but Lance seared every letter into his brain. A new wave of tears threatened to fall, and he could feel his nose running like the wind. Pidge didn’t waste time on sentimentalities. Whacking him right between his shoulder blades, she smirked up at him, grinding her knuckles affectionately against his head. “You’d better throw me a party like this for my birthday. Or else.” Her laugh honestly bordered on evil. “But seriously, man, happy birthday.

Keith, of course, made everything as awkward as humanly possible. “So... Uh... we made you this...” He thrust a brightly wrapped box into Lance’s arms. “And... uh...” He turned around to whisper something to Hunk. “Coomplayannos fleas? Is that it?” Lance swiped haphazardly at the fat tears rolling down his cheeks. “I can’t even bring myself to hate you right now... ” He smiled sheepishly at Keith, oblivious to the other boy’s bright red cheeks. “You know what? Thanks man.”

As Pidge strapped a rainbow party hat to his head, Lance stared wide eyed around the hangar. Streamers and some kind of alien ballons were hung in every possible place, confetti and glitter he knew would never fully disappear from the castle were strewn all over the floor. Even the Blue Lion itself was draped in an enormous HAPPY BIRTHDAY banner. All the trouble everyone must have gone to for this... Lance was gobsmacked. He couldn’t begin to process all that was happening “Lance... why are you crying?” Coran had placed a gentle hand on his shoulder, looking deeply concerned. “We threw this party for you. We thought you’d like it.” Running his sleeve over his nose and puffy eyes, Lance beamed at the Altean. “I am! I am... so, so happy. I just didn’t expect anyone to remember.” Immediately, he was smooshed into the center of a clumsy, giant group hug and he could already feel his eyes watering again. He just couldn’t stop crying, could he?

It was just.. it was too perfect- the failed attempt to sing Happy Birthday in spanish, the speaker in the background blaring a mix of pop and Carlos Santana, the cake - how did they manage to get a cake in the middle of space? - decorated with a crudely drawn lion in blue icing... It wasn’t home, that’s for sure. He didn’t have his family or his picnic or his arroz con leche. He didn’t have his Mama and Papa right there beside him, his sisters trying to curl his hair, his crazy tia Lola trying to kidnap him... But what he had was a family of another kind. A family of misfits and rejects and Defenders of the Universe. He had cake and aliens and a giant blue cat, and... that was okay. Wiping his eyes for what felt like the millionth time, he smiled. “You guys are the best.” Leaning deeper into the hug, he sighed happily. “Yeah...Happy birthday to me.”

I just saw the new Voltron trailers and I'm freaking the fuck out SO I just turned on submissions and I want y'all to hit me with your best headcanons, ideas, theories, art, (basically shit that'll make me bawl like the emotional wreck I am) Please.

I completely agree! She's very used to being the younger one, so she understands kids very well. It takes her some time to get used to kids, figure out who they are so she doesn't fuck it up, but when she becomes comfortable with them she will just draw them right out of their shells. She's discovered that kids are usually so much more accepting of different sexualities and genders than most adults and she will NOT F-ING HESITATE to educate them about the whole LGBTQ+ rainbow. (More than one parent has come home to the two of them marching around the house screeching pride parade chants) But yeah, overall, it just takes her some time to understand the kid before she is comfortable them, and when that happens, beautiful chaos will ensue.

Paladins & Kids

Shiro:

•he’s such an imposing presence that kids can be scared of him at first •but he’ll crouch down and ask them their names with that sweet, soothing voice of his and two seconds later they’ll be all over him •he is a little bit awkward around kids, because he doesn’t have a ton of experience and he’s afraid he might hurt them on accident •but when kids see how sweet and dorky he really is they cuddle right up to him and gets this little smile and aaaaaagghh •one time a kid absentmindedly called him ‘dad’ and he nearly cried •he’d be such a good dad, he’d spend so much time with his kids getting to know them, and he’d play games and cuddle and build pillow forts with them and I just •Shiro the Space Dad makes me very happy.

Lance:

•HOOOO BIG BRO LANCE AMIRIGHT •he has so many little siblings and cousins it’s crazy •he just exudes brotherly vibes it’s like he has a gravitational pull for kids •they adore him •it doesn’t matter if he just met this child 3 seconds ago they are his now •he will spoil them rotten •he’ll tease them and tickle them and chase them around and feed them chocolate he smuggled from the kitchen •big bro lance, everyone.

Hunk:

•he’s like a huge cuddly teddy bear of course kids love him •just like Lance, he does not mind becoming a human jungle gym to appease the children •they love him for his sweetness, his cuddles and his bottomless supply of snacks •big and strong arms, perfect for holding many children •IMMEDIATELY protective of any child he meets •lay even a finger on them and he will fuck all yo shit up • not even kidding

Keith:

• actually pretty chill around kids?? • “yeah ok go do the thing just don’t get hurt” • but if they do get hurt… • the mom switch is flipped. there is no going back. he is freaking the hell out • “oH MY GOD HOW DID THIS HAPPEN WAIT NEVERMIND NOT NOW WE NEED TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL-” “it’s literally just a scratch calm down i fell into the neighbor’s rosebush” • kids love him because he doesn’t patronize them or talk down to them • also because he’s as likely to do dumb impulsive shit as they are • he’s an enabler • has such a soft spot for the kiddos • but will never admit it • he has more of a ‘cool babysitter’ vibe than a ‘parental’ one

Pidge:

• but she’s the kid????  ?? • why are you letting her near your children she does not know how to take care of these things • “Hunk get your butt over here right now it wants cuddles???? what do i do??” • how exactly is she”adult supervision” she’s like 14 or smthn • she suffered through exactly half a summer of babysitting before throwing a chair across the room and screeching like a banshee • kids? who needs kids when you’ve got technology • she doesn’t care if it’s an inoocent child if it touches her computer it dies • but as a mom oh jesus she would be good • so confused at first but she would spend so much time hanging out with her kid and making dumb videos with them and teaching them computer science • “honey isn’t it a little early to teach her coding she’s three” “IT’S NEVER TO EARLY TO LEARN”

Paladins & Kids

Shiro:

•he’s such an imposing presence that kids can be scared of him at first •but he’ll crouch down and ask them their names with that sweet, soothing voice of his and two seconds later they’ll be all over him •he is a little bit awkward around kids, because he doesn’t have a ton of experience and he’s afraid he might hurt them on accident •but when kids see how sweet and dorky he really is they cuddle right up to him and gets this little smile and aaaaaagghh •one time a kid absentmindedly called him ‘dad’ and he nearly cried •he’d be such a good dad, he’d spend so much time with his kids getting to know them, and he’d play games and cuddle and build pillow forts with them and I just •Shiro the Space Dad makes me very happy.

Lance:

•HOOOO BIG BRO LANCE AMIRIGHT •he has so many little siblings and cousins it’s crazy •he just exudes brotherly vibes it’s like he has a gravitational pull for kids •they adore him •it doesn’t matter if he just met this child 3 seconds ago they are his now •he will spoil them rotten •he’ll tease them and tickle them and chase them around and feed them chocolate he smuggled from the kitchen •big bro lance, everyone.

Hunk:

•he’s like a huge cuddly teddy bear of course kids love him •just like Lance, he does not mind becoming a human jungle gym to appease the children •they love him for his sweetness, his cuddles and his bottomless supply of snacks •big and strong arms, perfect for holding many children •IMMEDIATELY protective of any child he meets •lay even a finger on them and he will fuck all yo shit up • not even kidding

Keith:

• actually pretty chill around kids?? • “yeah ok go do the thing just don’t get hurt” • but if they do get hurt... • the mom switch is flipped. there is no going back. he is freaking the hell out • “oH MY GOD HOW DID THIS HAPPEN WAIT NEVERMIND NOT NOW WE NEED TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL-” “it’s literally just a scratch calm down i fell into the neighbor’s rosebush” • kids love him because he doesn’t patronize them or talk down to them • also because he’s as likely to do dumb impulsive shit as they are • he’s an enabler • has such a soft spot for the kiddos • but will never admit it • he has more of a ‘cool babysitter’ vibe than a ‘parental’ one

Pidge:

• but she’s the kid????  ?? • why are you letting her near your children she does not know how to take care of these things • “Hunk get your butt over here right now it wants cuddles???? what do i do??” • how exactly is she”adult supervision” she’s like 14 or smthn • she suffered through exactly half a summer of babysitting before throwing a chair across the room and screeching like a banshee • kids? who needs kids when you’ve got technology • she doesn’t care if it’s an inoocent child if it touches her computer it dies • but as a mom oh jesus she would be good • so confused at first but she would spend so much time hanging out with her kid and making dumb videos with them and teaching them computer science • “honey isn’t it a little early to teach her coding she’s three” “IT’S NEVER TO EARLY TO LEARN”

So... hear me out.

I had this weird idea at 2AM last night, and it kinda morphed into something...  What if Lance could shapeshift?  Just Imagine all the shit he’d get up to-

Lance becoming a girl so he can understand what it’s really like. Lance turning into different animals- a dog, a goldfish, a giant blue lion... Lance changing his hair color and length, turning it blue, green, red; giving himself a mullet or long, wavy locks.  Lance turning into a giant snake to scare the shit out of Keith. Lance giving himself huge muscles and entering space wrestling competitions. Lance entering space drag races  And winning Lance growing another two feet to scare off a man’s unwanted advances to a girl.  Lance turning into the other paladins for a day and making them incredibly uncomfortable. (They actually thought he was Shiro for half an hour) Lance stretching his arms out long to pull Pidge back for a hug. Lance shrinking a little so Keith can bend down to kiss him. 

idek it’s kinda weird my mind is a strange place but if you want to do something with this? art? fanfic? more headcanons? PLEASE DO! Just remember to credit me and maybe send it to me when you’re done!

More PidgePodge Heacanons

Because you guys really liked my previous Pidge headcanons here ya go have some more of my fave lil pidgy

•She and Lance have freestyle rap battles -the whole team basically sits back and watches the chaos -except Hunk he beatboxes

•She once tried to sneak into Shiro’s room and mess with his arm while he was sleeping -she had her tools out and everything and was about to pry up a panel when Shiro bolted upright and scared the shit out of her -he laughed for days and she’s still salty about it

•She gets freckles in the summer and it’s tHE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER THE WHOLE TEAM IS WEAK FOR FRECKLEY PIDGE 

  •She is a hardcore gamer and by hardcore i mean HARDCORE -do not game against her she will leave you so far behind it’s not even funny

 •She draws mustaches on random objects and talks to them as if they’re Coran 

 •Oh god she has no filter when it comes to cussing  -*alien says something offensive* “what the fUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU BITCH ASS HOE"  *cue lance falling out of his chair in shock*

•She loves hiding in the castle vents and jumping down on top of people unexpectedly  -she realized it was a bad idea when she nearly got decapitated by Keith

•Sometimes she’ll steal everyone’s blankets, wrap herself up in them and snuggle into a little ball -once she didn’t come out for days and Allura was a little concerned until Hunk assured her that this was normal Pidge behavior

• At random times Lance will come up behind her and start narrating her life like a nature documentary -”And here we can see the wild Pidgeling in it’s natural habitat. This particular Pidgeling is of the dwarf variety, and-” “Fuck off, Lance”

Hope you enjoyed these! Btw I’m thinking of branching out into Steven Universe and Yuri!!! on Ice headcanons as well as Voltron. Opinions? Ideas? Requests? PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME I’M ALONE AND STRESSED AND NEED TO THINK ABOUT MY BABIES