been obsessed with his hair for 4 season now
no one asked for this but i Needed It, so here we go, pals! ranking steve’s hair through the seasons, because i can! and because The Hair does have many fine moments!
1. Sweaty Pie
an absolute mess. a brush? steve doesn’t Know Her.
wild and tousled and a lil sweaty but Absolutely No One is complaining
claims to be a jock but is actually pretty adorable in that dorky gym shirt. nice try bud.
his hair is that big because it’s full of all the times the duffers ignored his trauma
2. Sweaty Pie 2: Sad & Sweaty
the mullet at its finest. no this isnt up for debate.
very stern. he came out to have a good time and he’s feeling really attacked rn.
glowing. sweaty, but like, absolutely killing the game.
freckles!!!!
3. Simp
jen touched on it in a post but the lil piece in the back? absolutely iconic.
the Poof. the contrast of the blue jacket and the brown hair/eyes. *chef’s kiss*
a very Soft look. we love to see it.
4. L’Oreal Hawkins
does this one even need explanation???
the poise. the Curl. the literal ringlet.
clearly it’s camera angle but it looks Longer here and something about it…hmm i do be thinking
5. The Wave
very big. very beautiful. the dark vest and the lighting in the room? impeccable. his hair is Shining. voluminous.
truly cant get over the little wave. that perfect lil arch probably lasted a total of four minutes before it became a mess.
6. High-lights
steve who is your colorist they’re doing fantastic.
is it the blood and the lighting? perhaps. am i digging it? absolutely.
it’s messy just like his life but youre still looking good my man
7. Ahoy, Sailor
ill die on the sailor uniform hill.
the little tie. the shorts. the hat. the way his hair puffs out beneath it.
you think if he took it off like. that top part would be stuck down. picture it.
dorky but it’s cute.
8. Someone Get Him An Ice Pack Please
one of the softest hair looks. like cotton candy style soft.
miraculous theres no blood in his hair quite honestly
if he jogged it would probably bounce up and down a bit.
moment of appreciation for the little curls sticking out in the front and doing their own thing. we see u.
9. Smol
obviously not the best look, but high school me would have let him ruin me emotionally in a heartbeat.
the only time in the series Steve Harrington appears put together
Calm & Collected (im kidding Chaotic & More Chaotic)
people who dont experience it cannot comprehend how awful executive dysfunction is. I WANT to do the task, i have the resources TO do the task, i will feel better having DONE the task
but i cant fucking do the task
my friend @miithriilart made me this for my birthday IM OBSESSED AAAAAA
10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) dir. Gil Junger
the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as "there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me. "megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year" is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it's an infuriating perversion of the truth
unfortunately The Character has now lived rent free in my head for so long they can claim squatters' rights
when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain
just thinking about harringrove cuddling in bed or on the couch on a winter evening with a little blankie and comfy sweats and socks on, it cheers me up, im not having a great day today and thinking about my favs just being fluffy and domestic and in love is nice :')
Not to be a slut or anything but can someone come lie on top of me and kiss me like you've needed to your whole life
HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT
Lucas Sinclair, 2024: