Future Archaeologists Will Know You Were (not) A Boy

i cant stop thinking about this

what if golb didn't reset The One Thing

"you should write a fic instead of posting a rough concept on tumblr" no. angst where vampire world Bonnie meets winter world PB and vw!Bonnie freaks out because this PB doesn't have to worry about Marceline and was able to build a kingdom and she could've built a kingdom like that if she never had to worry about the Star. meanwhile ww!PB is internally freaking out bc her alternate version is so volatile and she has to face all the ugly parts of herself she'd been trying to avoid. send tweet

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

being 15 is normal but being born in 2010 is not hope this helps

old one incoming.