SO imagine a soulmate au where people get a mark on their wrist that somehow implies who their soulmate is (basic). the mark usually appears somewhere about the age of 16-18.
not all people have soulmates, it’s a rather rare occasion (like one person out of 700 people), but if there have been people with soulmates in the family before, it increases the chances of having a soulmate-destined baby.
and now. STENNY.
kenny’s parents are soulmates (which is an INCREDIBLY rare situation because most of the time only one or nobody in a couple has a mark) so it was pretty natural to expect him having a mark.
other guys in the friends’ group didn’t worry about it much because they didn’t have any soulmates in their families, so they thought the chances of getting a soulmate mark were too low.
until one day stan wakes up and sees a death mark on his wrist. like. the grim reaper mark.
and he (naturally) gets scared as fuck. he tries to show this mark to anyone to reassure him that it’s ok but everyone seems pretty scared of it just as much as he is.
after, like, one week wendy breaks up with him saying that she’s afraid it’s some sort of a curse and she doesn’t really want to risk her life for a death-marked boy
and stan (once again naturally) gets depressed.
and uh. kenny is the only one who understands the meaning of the mark. but he can’t really tell the truth to stan because he simply wouldn’t believe if one of his best friends just casually told him “ah yes we’re soulmates and the reason why your mark is so weird is because i die at least once a week. wanna go on a date now?”
and while stan is out there hating his unknown soulmate, kenny has to listen to him complaining about his terrible luck and just. do nothing.
so kenny is just… waiting for his mark to appear so he can have a real proof of their soulmateship.
and now imagine the drama.
have you ever been insanely jealous of what two gay fourthgraders have
hiii just got really inspired from @hatsunevitu posts about kyman crossovers sooo i just had to do some arts n sketches w/ 'em :D
close up!!!
& infinity train concepts!!! yeah :D
“kyman is a one sided pairing, kyle is not interested in cartman at all” KYLE JUMPED OFF THE ROOF AND WENT INTO A COMA JUST TO PROVE CARTMAN IS WRONG.
i’ve been rewatching deleted scenes from south park and why the hell do i see so few people talking about this moment
like what the fuck why did matt and trey do this?? was this really an original idea???
(took the moment from this youtube video)
guys he doesn’t even see anything creepy in this like come on he’s so fucked up. oh god. what do you think he does with these records? does he listen to them on his own?
do you think he sometimes just re-listens to kyle saying nice things to him? or, on the contrary, just listens to their usual fights and laughs? that he just lays in bed not being able to fall asleep so he opens the recording app and he genuinely smiles and feels less stressed because things seem so normal and comforting when he hears kyle, because their fights are like one of the few constant things in his life? i know it’s a deleted scene but matt and trey did write it in the script and animated it so am i wrong for considering this as canon?
i have a headcanon that all of cartman’s “first times” were with butters: first kiss, first sexual contact (as teens), first date attempts. because they both trusted each other and they both had sexuality and identity crisis, so they kinda… experimented with each other.
and even though kyle laughs when he just learns this fact of cartman’s life, after he finally starts dating cartman he can’t help but feel these jealousy and envy when eric mentions that “he has already tried that with butters”, and he’s very likely to subconsciously start disliking butters a little, because he just can’t let go of this thought of cartman and butters kissing or having an awkward date or something.
i like to think that every time cartman agrees with kyle on something, kyle gets really confused and subconsciously waits for cartman to start an argument so it goes like
kyle: …Yes, so that’s what I think.
cartman: Cool, I think so too.
kyle: What?
cartman: What?
kyle: Aren’t you gonna argue?…
cartman: Why would I? Your point sounds reasonable.
kyle: No, wait, that’s… that feels kinda weird. What about the part when I said that I formed my opinion based on that one research? Aren’t you gonna check it to see if I didn’t make it up by myself?…
cartman: Wtf, Kyle, you want me to argue with you??
kyle: No, I don’t! …But maybe you should check the last fact I talked about, now that I think about it, the source doesn’t seem very reliable.
cartman: ???????
also can we take a moment to appreciate stan marsh canonically being a fan of spiderverse
heeyyy so @bloogers-boogers asked me abt my thoughts on sp characters’ relationships so i did this thing with main 4 + butters + creek + weidi
i have a LOT of thoughts on each bro(sis)tp and pairing hehehe
its not based on canon, i guess it’s like my perfect vision of them in high school
also i am hyperromantic person sooo i self projected into stan and now he’s hyperromantic and has crushes on each person he talks to hehehehehee
not all of my hcs but main ones ig
also the template made by me in case someone needs it!!
i love how kyman and candy are basically almost the same ship i mean
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I'm Lego, I go by she/they, and I speak Ukrainian and English !
My current hyperfixation is South Park, AND MOSTLY KENNY MCCORMICK !! Him, Craig and Clyde are my favorite characters. If you like Kenny, care about him, find him funny OR AT LEAST FIND HIM OKAY let's be friends. I also have a lot of ships with him and open for new ones so can go with whatever you like!!
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DNI: Basic dni criteria (homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic etc); support russia, appreciate russian culture, "don't have an opinion" about russia; active in russian side of the fandom (like, have other social medias on russian);
DNFI: uhhhh not much to say but I guess if you dislike kenny you'll find it boring here
Note: I'm autistic, so I can be pretty weird about things I like. My special interests are: Identity V, space fantasy.
From here I'll tell about my South Park preferences :)
As I said, I like Kenny in a not-very-normal-amount. Some my favorite ships are obviously with him. Here's my favorites! I mostly talk about them only
(first picture template belongs to @hatsunevitu )
I also have other OTPs, I really love them, but I need to warn you, that I don't care about them as much as I do care for kennyships xD
NOTPs......I have them but it's not that big of a deal
And the last thing I'll add: My South Park kin is Craig. Yeah. He's just like me frfr
That's all I can say about myself?? I can't promise to post regularly but I'll try my best. Thank you!!
hii im vita!! she/her so469sp //sp kyman stutters creekenny & weidi // english is not my native language ;( //ALSO moved to @hatsunevita due to the change of the main fandom ^^
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