Sometimes I Think About Things That Happened To Me In The Past And Be Like "oh Yeah, This Statement Definitely

sometimes I think about things that happened to me in the past and be like "oh yeah, this statement definitely won't record in a digital device"

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hauntedfarfalle

2 years ago

Jon when someone brings him another statement about mummies:

He’s such a hater but I love him sm

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hauntedfarfalle

2 years ago

Fight me on this I dare you. You will lose <3

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hauntedfarfalle

8 months ago

“hmmm Shallan has been looking kinda bored lately, maybe I should take her to a dark scary street tonight and kill some guys in front of her to spice things up” -Jasnah probably

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hauntedfarfalle

2 years ago

Condolences to Jon for having to read this aloud 💀

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hauntedfarfalle

2 years ago

How did Esa even get into the Sanctuary lmao

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hauntedfarfalle

3 years ago

He is my boy and he is pure. Protect him at all costs.

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hauntedfarfalle

2 years ago

On a death-defying mission? About to face down hundreds of dragons? Can’t forget the morning calisthenics

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hauntedfarfalle

2 years ago

Pls the way he actually said I am inevitable and it was like 2 yrs before endgame

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hauntedfarfalle

2 years ago

Trying To Picture Jon Fucking Around In America Half Crazy And Paranoid With Approximately .63 Hours

Trying to picture Jon fucking around in America half crazy and paranoid with approximately .63 hours of sleep has me wheezing

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hauntedfarfalle

1 year ago

On today’s episode of I should be writing a lab report

Ah yes, the TmagP avatars:

guy who got peer pressured into eye removal by a building (i assume)

Incredibly talented artist… what will they do? Hurt people probably

Killed his wife, now he’s the garden

Violin player (evil)

73 million needles in a trench coat

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