Skrimm Needs Some Hugs 🫂

I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

woe Carnivàle Lecroux gang be upon yee

A ball of rage

[VIDEO TRANSCRIPT:

Derek: Jornir, the calmest person in the universe–

(laughter)

Derek: –that I DEFINITELY chose for this roleplay prompt–

Andy: Just a ball of rage.

Derek: –just a ball of rage, slams the door open.

Taishen: Welcome to the Sereni-t– Whoa, Jornir!

Jornir: Hello, Taishen.

Taishen: Hello?

Jornir: ...

Taishen: Whoa, calm down!

(laughter)

END TRANSCRIPT.]

In my head this is where Titch and Derek live, especially with a witch aka Old Lady Margery living near Glastonbury 🤣

Icebound Crew meets Technology

Aka Crow's headcanons about old people and social media

Skrimm - has an account on most platforms, but hardly posts on any of them. Likely has a private instagram or private Twitter he uses mostly to complain or make fun of his friends. Doesn't post at all on tiktok, but knows a few too many niche references to pretend he doesn't use it. Prefers shorts or reels but ultimately doesn't doomscroll as often as you'd think.

Queenie - has an account on most platforms like Skrimm, except she does post on a few of them. Mostly her tiktok and Instagram. She posts beekeeping videos and gardening tips, and people love her for her southern charm and raunchy sense of humor. Occasionally posts a hunting video with a really clickbait-y title for fun. Has a Tumblr!

Taishen - has a personal tiktok account he never posts on, and a Serenitea account thats almost entirely managed by Mei Li at this point. In turn, he runs his Facebook like the navy, ALWAYS updating it with new blends and all the fun he's having abroad.

Barnabos - only has Facebook and Twitter, only uses Facebook to keep track of his sailing buddies and Twitter to keep track of Skrimm. Only posts to reply to people, or to post ridiculously dangerous photos of sea monsters he's fighting

Jornir - barely knows how to use his camera app. If he has any social media, it's entirely Queenie's fault, and he never posts on it himself. If you look at his gallery it's full of pictures of birds, plants, the most gorgeous candid landscape shots you've ever seen, and blurry pictures of his friends. He has 4 photos of himself in there: one stealthily taken by Queenie, one properly taken by Taishen, and two accidental selfies that he hates. Has a Tumblr... Which is again Queenie's fault

(foot note: I don't use many of these, I'm basing them on the vibes of the sites back in like 2012 lol)

im always suuuuper chill when i see that service unavailable page

sam?! hes so cute?????????? hello?????????????

so i started Curse of Strahdanya and you'll never guess who my favourite so far is

I have a Japanese exam tomorrow, so I decided to practice the new vocabulary by. by writing Bubbamiah fanfiction

I'VE FINALLY WRITTEN IT!

Thank you OUAW/LoA Tumblr for motivating me, I have finally done it and written out a oneshot for this idea!

"Frost Waits." (2,769 words) - an AU in which Frost takes Torbek's place when the crew doesn't do the trade for one reason or another.

I'm not 100% happy with it, but, hey! I wrote it! It's done!! And I knew if it wasn't a oneshot it was never getting done- but maybe in the future I'll do something more in-depth with it. I hope you enjoy it regardless :D