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there are fanfics you will recommend to your friends with enthusiasm and then there are fanfics that no-one can ever know you have read

GOM+Kagami reacting to their so's sending dirty pics/sexting on their phones. Defiantly leading to nsfw things

Akashi: He’d quietly put his phone away and continue his business. He’d make things move quickly, claiming to have an appointment he had to attend. After he is done, he’d quickly head to his s/o’s house just to show them what he had to put up with. “You seemed to be eager to see me today” he’d say as he tugged off the tie around his neck. “Now I get to show you how eager I am to see you”.

Aomine: At first he’d have little interest with what was a new text. The sight of you in a compromising position, partially nude, excited him. Feeling a bit challenged, Aomine would respond with his own pictures. Round 1: abs, Round 2: pelvic area, Round 3: his dick and Round 4: he’d come to your place. “Man you know just how to rile me up” he wouldn’t even give you a chance to explain yourself.

Kise: He’d save the pictures in his phone for future use. If he wasn’t in public, he would retaliate with his own pictures. Assuming he’s busy, he’d call you. “___-cchi! I got a boner from your sexy body!” he’d whine into the phone, jacking off all the while. “____-cchi owes me that sweet voice when we do it” he’d sigh into the phone. You would pick up on what he was doing and would feel yourself become aroused. “Hey don’t be selfish ___-cchi, I want to hear how good you feel too~”.

Kuroko: Remaining calm, he’d make sure no one was around his phone as he saved the pictures. He’d reply with “I’m coming” and head to your house. Each pic you sent on the way was retaliated with a picture of Kuroko on his way. The final picture would be him outside your door. “___, I’m here” he would text with restless fingers. As soon as you open the door it would be over. Kuroko would pull you into a tight hug, pressing his erection into you.

Midorima: “Stop it” Midorima’s face would turn red as he tried to convince you to cease sending him the pictures. To his dismay, you continued to send pictures of yourself. The final straw was the “make me” that accompanied you taking a picture of you bare ass. “Fine, expect a long punishment” Mirodima wouldn’t answer your provocative responses. The sound of your doorbell made your heart race. As you greeted him, the sounds of handcuffs locking hit your ears. “My lucky item of the day was necessary after all” he smirked as the color drained from your face.

Murasakibara: He’d scroll through the pictures until feeling himself getting aroused. He’d reply with a “___-chin stop or come over” and wait. If you persisted, he’d call and tell you about his hard on. Either way he’d press for you to come to his place. Once you showed up, Murasakibara would take you to his room and lock the door. From there, it was relaxed sex until dinner time. Your excuse was a study date.

Kagami: At first he’d be alarmed at the sudden texts. He’d make sure no one was around to see the pictures before replying with his flustered reaction. If you persisted, he’d reply with “Should I come over?” or something suggesting the same. Either way he’d show up at your  doorstep with an anxious frown. “If you wanted to have sex, all you had to do was ask” he’d growl in frustration before taking you to your room.

WHYYYYYYYYYYY

okay, so the other day I wanted to look up Dan Howell and Phil Lester’s astrology charts, right? So I found out when and where they were born and came up with this…

Phil: Aquarius sun, Aquarius moon, Gemini rising, Aquarius mercury, Sagittarius Venus, Aries mars 

Dan: Gemini sun, Gemini moon, Gemini rising, Gemini mercury (jfc Dan has a lot of Gemini in his chart), Leo Venus, and Leo mars 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS 

IT MEANS THAT DAN AND PHIL ARE PERFECTLY COMPATIBLE TOGETHER AND NOTHING IN THEIR CHART IS HOLDING THEM BACK AND WTF THIS ISN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN AND do you even realize what the odds of something like this happening??????

Thats a big as mood.

Reading this just made me mad as hell lmao

“i’m gay”

dan. i know coming out is weird and difficult and awkward and happy and sad. but thank you. thank you for making me feel accepted even when you weren’t out. thank you for preaching acceptance and love for the past few years. thank you for stamping yourself into our hearts and showing us it’s okay to be who we are regardless of sexuality. thank you for opening your mind and soul to us. thank you for sharing even more of yourself. you didn’t have to but you did and have made thousands of people feel even more loved and accepted. i know it may have been extremely difficult but you have made such a big difference in my life. we wouldn’t be the same without you. thank you thank you thank you.

Thor: Protector of Lesbians

man if u ever in your life have the opportunity to see a therapist i’m literally begging you to do so bc they really do just straighten your stuff out so blunt like when I was 17 my dad died in a fire while he was between life insurance so we had nothing and the bank took our house and we lost like everything and when I was 20 I said I didn’t know why I think the way I do and my therapist said “that’s normal for victims of trauma” and I said “but I haven’t been through any trauma” and the look she gave me was more potent than any verbal wakeup call I’ve ever gotten in my entire life

Nah cuz i fake it till i make it constantly. Tbh acting like you know everything without being arrogant about is such a level up for ya self esteem

anyone else get the constant fear that there are unspoken social rules you dont know about (especially in new situations, like when i first started taking the bus, i was afraid i was doing it wrong lol) so youre just always on edge and kind of… watching how other people act so you can copy the “correct” thing to do

I absolutely hated that, as a toddler i threw up if someone tossed me around and as a little kid i was so afraid of falling down?? lmao i was never trusted the ppl around me.

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

“I love you…Aah! Hah…cumming! I’m cumming!”