Aries: who the fuck needs 30 pounds of chicken tenders at 10 am?
Taurus: (to rotisserie chicken) the boys are back in town.
Gemini: *drops entire pan of gravy *
Cancer: that looks horrible, this is horrible.
Leo: Every time there is a call off, someone from management owes me 3$
Virgo: imagine muenser cheese, but the rind is neon blue.
Sagittarius: *to my boss* please for the love of GOD, fire me.
Libra: Sorry I’m late guys, I didn’t want to come back.
Scorpio: Yeah, I gave that homie the wrong brand of Colby, but nothing really matters, anyway.
Capricorn: its time for Captain Spock to take command for me. I am unfit to run this ship
Aquarius: Raw chicken or Cancer– we are all dying anyway, who gives a shit.
Pisces: Every time a customer complains I grow a little bit stronger, if this keeps up I’ll be deli manager in 2 months
Ray Toro: Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll
Mikey Way: Looks like he could kill you but could actually kill you
Frank Iero: Looks like he could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll
Gerard Way: Sinnamon roll or cinnamon roll there is nothing between
Aesthetically pleasing
“Queer people exist. Choosing not to accept them is not an option. To anyone watching this that isn’t out, it’s okay. You’re okay. You were born this way, it’s right, and anyone that has a problem with it is wrong. Based on your circumstance, you might not feel ready to tell people yet or, that it’s safe, and that’s fine too, just know that living your truth with pride is the way to be happy. You are valid, it gets so much better, and the future is clear. It’s pretty queer.”
— Daniel Howell, “Basically I’m Gay”
my quality of life has improved tenfold ever since i was introduced to breezewiki, a site that exists solely to remove the bloat from fandom.com wikis. no more ads, quizzes, random autoplaying videos, popups, recommended pages from other sites, or discord server member lists. just the wiki. these things are finally readable again
dan’s extra as hell exit 😩
Life I guess?
I fucking hate my family rn, my grandma is a bitch who destroys everyone’s life. My aunt is an alcohol addict and doesn’t care about anyone, my brother has a aggression problem and hurt my mom really bad, and my stepfather is a mix between my mom and my grandma.
Also we’re not talking about my biological father cuz just nope.
And to top this, my mom has depressions and is having a bad week taking all out on me.
How do I cope with it? Well guys, I grew some balls (imaginary ones cuz I’m a girl) and just don’t bitch about it, sure I have bad days too but it’s 2018 bitch we deal with our problems.
I didnt know i needed to hear this, i tried to have sex last weekend but it didnt turn out well.
Thank godness for the guy who i was with for not making it awkward and not saying anything.
Shoutout to people who aren’t merely disinterested in sex, but are actually terrified of it
Your fears are valid and you should not let that stop you from being the wonderful, beautiful person you are
Your fears are valid and you should not be ashamed of it, no matter what anyone else says
Tú.
Don’t kill yourself today
Because your Netflix trial still has a week left
Don’t kill yourself today
Because no one else will finish off the chicken in the fridge
Don’t kill yourself today
Because I know for a fact that Starbucks is releasing a new Frappuccino sometime next month
Yes, your mother will miss you
Yes your bully will make a sappy Facebook post about how what a a wonderful person you were
And yes
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
You know that
You’ve known that
Everyone and anyone has been shoving that down your throat since they first learned what the word suicide meant
So don’t kill yourself
Until you finish your shampoo and conditioner at the same time
Don’t kill yourself
Until Doctor Who is finally cancelled
Don’t kill yourself
Until you tell someone your best pasta recipe
Don’t kill yourself
Because I will keep coming up with reasons for you not to
And I need you
To hear all of them
Don’t kill yourself
I love you
You’re important
It’s a bad day
Not a bad life
There is more to this
The world will keep spinning on its axis without you
But
Think of all the sunrises you’d miss
I know this sounds pointless
But when you’re sitting in front of everything deadly you own
Revising your goodbyes
There will be too much darkness
To see anything else
But this is not about seeing anything else
This is about turning off the lights
This is about finding the bed instead of the noose
This is about giving yourself one more day
Even if it takes ten thousand of those
One more morning’s
Until
“I can’t wait for tomorrow”
This is about staying alive
Because there’s gonna be a new Marvel movie
No one should miss that
This is about staying alive
Because the future is coming
And it’s ready for you
I don’ t need you to see it
I just need you to believe you can make it
Until then
- Hannah Dains
23frogs are bitches and we don’t negotiate with terorrists.
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