AAAAH YOUVE GOT THEM DOWN SO WELL
James is Aamras Puri, Chuski kind of guy.
James is the kind of guy who wraps you in the warmth of home-cooked food, like aamras puri—sweet, comforting, and something you always come back to. He’s loud, messy, and filled with different layers, just like a chuski that melts into whatever you need at the moment. He’s the ultimate golden retriever energy, the one stuffing your plate with more food because “Ek aur le na, you’ll regret it later.”
Sirius is Spicy Aloo Chaat with Extra Imli Chutney, Golgappa kind of guy
Sirius is the thrill of street food, the punch of flavors that hit all at once. He’s spicy aloo chaat, packed with drama—tangy, bold, and leaving an unforgettable kick. The extra imli chutney? That’s his flair for theatrics, the sweet yet sharp bite he adds to every situation. And golgappa? He’s the chaos of challenging you to a pani puri competition, laughing as you struggle with the spice while he downs another round like it’s nothing. He’s not just food; he’s an experience.
Remus is Kadak Masaledar Chai, Thepla with Achar kind of guy
Remus is the quiet strength of a perfectly brewed kadak chai—warm and strong, with just enough spice to wake you up. He’s the comfort you crave after a long day, the kind of guy who sips his tea reading a book as rains purs outside. But he’s also thepla with achar—simple, reliable, but with a hidden fire that sneaks up on you. The achar? That’s his sharp wit, his sarcasm, his ability to catch you off guard. You'll mistake him as a soft guy until he delivers a one-liner that leaves you speechless.
Peter is Butter Naan with extra butter & a Side of Mild Dal Tadka
Peter is extra butter naan—always trying a little hard, wanting to be present in every plate. He’s mild dal tadka on the side, safe and familiar, never standing out but always blending in. He wants to be a part of the main dish, the one everyone talks about, what he never realised is that everyone appreciated that dish silently because a dal tadka and naan can never go wrong in any plate.
GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3
happy birthday scorpio icon ronan lynch. moodboard. you agree
every year the met gala rolls around and every year i am violently reminded of how sirius black would eat up every single theme. like no crumbs left. fully booked. walked the carpet and shut it down.
but THIS year?? with this theme?? androgynous sirius, ethereal, otherworldly, gender-defiant, draped in layers and lace and sharp tailoring and something feral behind the eyes?? he would have SERVED. like—no. you don’t understand. BEST DRESSED by a mile.
imagine it: sirius walking up those stairs in a tattered couture piece—something that looks like it was dug out of an ancient aristocratic crypt but is somehow still impossibly chic. a long, floor-grazing cape, heavy and regal, embroidered with silver thread that catches every flash. layered shoulder caps. sharp cheekbones dusted with silver shimmer. sheer black gloves. antique jewelry tangled like vines. velvet. lace. a corset, maybe. boots laced up. hair wild but purposeful. black nails. a veil, even??
anna wintour would’ve handed over the keys to the met. the met becomes his house now.
i’m genuinely at a loss for words. he would’ve embodied the theme so perfectly it would hurt. everyone else? attending. sirius black? ascending.
But amidst the gowns and glam, remember: palestine is bleeding. speak up.
NAUR YOURE DONE-
love LOVE love the rise in trc posts after the announcement of the graphic novel I'm going FERAL over every picture at this point
if you understand the phrase “Robert Sean Leonard is a gentleman, the best actor. A sexy man, my sunshine and I love him” we’re getting married btw
the adam fandom is dying. reblog if u still perish
Xolo Maridueña as James F. Potter
With so many desi james headcanons, i feel it’s my duty to cast desi effie and monty right this moment.
may i present you, shahrukh khan and juhi chawla as fleamont and euphemia!!
WAIT WAIT WAIT don’t write me off so soon, i might have cooked? you tell me, i’m going into deep detail for this.
Juhi Chawla as Euphemia Potter?
• the curls?? james potter’s hair is famously wild and uncontrollable, and you’re telling me juhi chawla in the ‘90s with her soft bouncy curls isn’t his mother??? please.
• she’s got that sweet but don’t test me energy. the kind of mum who’ll give you mithai and a flying kiss, then hex your eyebrows off if you insult her son. we have seen it in her roles.
• her eyes are always full of mischief. euphemia isn’t stern—she’s all cleverness and “i know what you’re up to, james.”
and you know she would adopt sirius on sight.
“you look thin, baba. come, eat something. this is your home now.”
She has the perfect blend of mischief, cleverness, fierceness and love.
Shahrukh Khan as Fleamont Potter
• he invented potion hair products. you think srk doesn’t have the flair and dramatic chaos for that??
• he def wore flamboyant robes, giving james ridiculous advice like:
“life is like a cauldron, beta. messy, but magical. also, never trust anyone who doesn’t love chole bhathure”
• he is james grown up: flirty, cocky, deeply loyal, endlessly dramatic.
• he’d brag non-stop about james, and secretly cry at every milestone.
and he absolutely welcomes sirius like a second son.
teaching him broom tricks and saying, “we only do mildly insane here, okay?”
You can see it in the picture can’t you? he can be charming and mischievous with his family and stern, respected man but kind for the world.
together? absolute magic
the chemistry is chef kiss, they look like the parents who would raise james with love and laughter :3
desi marauders? where you at?😔