"Give Me Some Of That Hot Morbiussy."

Ha! You fool. I thought ahead and hid my spines, in fact, they are right here- *pans to an empty safe*

Shit...

WATCH OUT I GOT A GUN

家主なんかムカつくです

あとで　ふんでやるです

Now I'm annoyed by my landlady ... well, I'll step and step on her later!

POV: The Magnus Archives season one

No <3

i don’t have organs i have diseases

"For only 33 dollars we could have unknown pee."

"Dracula looking like he built like a fridge."

Basically ep 47 of TMA

"Sir, this is a brothel, not an Arby's."

@salticid​ you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!

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“Quit being horny for rectangles”